Chapter 4: When ST GETS REAL!
Deep within the Everfree Forest, something horrific had just occurred. "Trixie, what did you do?!" Twilight gasped, looking onwards at the grand, metallic being that had formerly been Trixie Lulamoon.
"0110011101101111011011110110010000100000011010100110111101100010001000000110011001101001011011100110010001101001011011100110011100100000011101000110100001101001011100110010000001101101011001010111001101110011011000010110011101100101001000000111011101100101001000000111011101100101001001110111001001100101001000000110011101101111011010010110111001100111001000000111010001101111001000000110110101100001011010110110010100100000011101000110100001101001011100110010000001110011011011110110110101100101001000000111001001100001011011100110010001101111011011010010000001100011011011110110110001101100011001010110001101110100011010010110111101101110001000000110111101100110001000000111101001100101011100100110111101100101011100110010000001100001011011100110010000100000011011110110111001100101011100110010000001100010011101010111010000100000011101000110100001101111011101010110011101101000011101000010000001100001011011100010000001100101011000010111001101110100011001010111001000100000011001010110011101100111001000000111011101100001011100110010000001101001011011100010000001101111011100100110010001100101011100100010000000101101010101000110100001100101001000000100011001101001011011010110011001101001011000110111010001101001011011110110111000100000011101110111001001101001011101000110010101110011001000000111000001101111011011100110100101100101011100110010000001110100011001010110000101101101!"
"It doesn’t look so shiny to me!" Twilight stared in confusion while Robo-Trixie tinkered at her throat. A second later, her voice emanated from the mechanical mouth.
"Ⓐⓗ, ⓜⓤⓒⓗ ⓑⓔⓣⓣⓔⓡ," the cyborg unicorn purred. "Ⓝⓞⓦ, ⓐⓢ Ⓘ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓢⓐⓨⓘⓝⓖ," Trixie said before standing up, a convenient thundercloud appearing behind her.
"Ⓘ, ⓉⒽⒺ ⒼⓇⒺⒶⓉ, ⒶⓃⒹ ⓅⓄⓌⒺⓇⒻⓊⓁ ⓉⓇⒾⓍⒾⒺ, ⒽⒶⓋⒺ ⒷⒺⒸⓄⓂⒺ ⓉⒽⒺ ⓂⓄⓈⓉ ⓅⓄⓌⒺⓇⒻⓊⓁ ⒷⒺⒾⓃⒼ ⒾⓃ ⒶⓁⓁ ⓄⒻ ⒺⓆⓊⒺⓈⓉⓇⒾⒶ! ⓌⒾⓉⒽ Ⓐ ⒷⓄⒹⓎ ⒻⒾⓉ ⒻⓄⓇ Ⓐ ⒼⓄⒹⒹⒺⓈⓈ! ⓈⓄⓄⓃ, ⒶⓁⓁ ⓄⒻ ⒺⓆⓊⒺⓈⓉⓇⒾⒶ ⓈⒽⒶⓁⓁ ⒷⒺ ⓂⒾⓃⒺ!" she said overdramatically, before going to a fit of cackling (and soulful singing); a thunderclap going off to fit the mood. Equestria shuddered in erotic anticipation. Its metaphorical body was anything but ready.
"Not if I have anything to say about it!" Twilight said, summoning a blade of pure magic and charging the mechanized unicorn. "Only I am worthy of possessing Equestria’s virgins!"
Trixie snarled, a set of miniguns emerging from her sides, as she also charged at the studious unicorn.
Twilight lunged into the air, her blade ready to decapitate the cyborg, and then—
Wait, what’s going on?
“Hey there, guys, Billy Mays here from beyond the grave with a special TV offer!”
“What?” replied a momentarily stunned Twilight.
“Someone call in Pinkie Pie. If anypony can fix this, she can. Might as well get her to fix the fourth wall for once.”
“Someone call me?” Pinkie said as she materialized from thin air.
ALERT, ALERT! FOURTH WALL BREACHED, I REPEAT, FOURTH WALL BREACHED!
Hey, Pinks. We’ve got a dead spokesman of memetic proportions interrupting the climax to sell Oxiclean or something. A little help?
“Nah, I’m sure you guys can handle it on your own.” said Pinkie as she hopped into a rabbit hole.
“Oh. Thanks, anyway. Sorry, guys, I thought that might work.”
And then it did(n’t).
GraceFu and his robot text.
yay my binary message survived
yes it was I who had to rewrite the binary message after the previous one failed
What does the binary message translate to, I wonder?
~The lizardman is curious
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01010111011010000110000101110100001000000110000100100000011011000110111101110110011001010110110001111001001000000100010101100001011100110111010001100101011100100010000001000101011001110110011100101110001000000100000101101110011001000010000001110011011011110010000001100011011011000110111101110011011001010010000001110100011011110010000001000101011000010111001101110100011001010111001000100001
In short, I got your message.
Binary text converted:
good job finding this message we we're going to make this some random collection of zeroes and ones but thought an easter egg was in order -The Fimfiction writes ponies team
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What a lovely Easter Egg. And so close to Easter!
I don't know what that man is selling, but I'll take three.
Sorry, i don't speak Robot-ese
GOD DAMNIT
Ah, my child still lives! Although I'm a bit annoyed to see the little binary easter egg I made was replaced, although it's a nice replacement.
01001001001000000110100001100001011101100110010100100000011101000110111100100000011000010110010001101101011010010111010000100000011010010010000001110111011000010111001100100000011000010010000001101100011010010111010001110100011011000110010100100000011100110111010101110010011100000111001001101001011100110110010101100100001000000111010001101000011000010111010000100000011110010110111101110101011100100010000001100110011001010110010101100010011011000110010100100000011011010110100101101110011001000111001100100000011000110110111101110101011011000110010000100000011000110110111101101101011100000111001001100101011010000110010101101110011001000010000001110100011010000110100101110011001000000111001101110100011101010111000001101001011001000010000000100111011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001001000000110001101101111011001000110010100100111001011100010000001010100011010000110111101110101011001110110100000100000011011100110111101110100001000000111001101101111001000000111001101110101011100100111000001110010011010010111001101100101011001000010000001101111011011100010000001110111011010000110000101110100001000000111010001101000011001010010000001101101011001010111001101110011011000010110011101100101001000000111011101100001011100110010000001101111011011100110001101100101001000000100100100100000011100010111010101101001011000110110101101101100011110010010000001100100011001010110001101101111011001000110010101100100001000000110100101110100001011100010000001011001011011110111010100100000011011010110100101100111011010000111010000100000011101110110000101101110011101000010000001110100011011110010000001110100011100100111100100100000011000010110010001100100011010010110111001100111001000000111001101101111011011010110010100100000011001100110100101110010011001010111011101100001011011000110110001110011001000000110111001100101011110000111010000100000011101000110100101101101011001010010111000100000010110010110111101110101011100100010000001101101011000010110101101101001011011100110011100100000011010010111010000100000011101000110111101101111001000000110010101100001011100110111100100101110
I rest my case.
4237322 Well, that's debatable, for you see, I HAVE 10101010111001010100101010010100101010101010100001001010111011010101010101011010101000101001101101010101000101001010110101010101010100101000101010111101010001010101010001011110101101011010111101101010101010101010110101011111010010101110101010101010100010101001010100101001011011010010001010000001010101010101010101010101
Pinkie Pie who is randomly there because science: *Incredibly long and overly-dramatic gasp* SHT JUST GOT REAL!
(Those numbers aren't meant to mean anything, but if they do mean some sort of gibberish or some sht, well, good job for you, translating some comment of a random person you'll probably never meet again! You've earned my useless respect!)
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This is what I came up with, though it may not be accurate, as my binary is a little... meh (I also added punctuation to where I thought necessary):
Good job finding this message! We we're going to make this some random collection of zeroes and ones, but thought an easter egg was in order -The Fimfiction Writes Ponies Team
4510237 used a translator. this is what I got
This shall be the only comment I shall make for this. I have no idea how Binary works, but one way, or another, I'm gonna learn how it works! And I have this translator from QBit. So... cool!!! Now, for my opinion... this is too random... translate this to me without a translator, I dare ya!... wait... you did... oh... All My Best, Leonardo Oliver Osborn
I translated trixie's binary and then realized that you translated that rather than the message you replied to.
4681234
Yeah, I guess I was really tired when I did that.
Is all I have to say.......
Oh! And dafuq!?!?!??
"Were," not "we're." It should've been:
I imagine that was part of the joke. Very funny.