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It is a little-known fact that all living beings are born with a finite amount of bucks to give. It is little-know due to the fact that most ponies will die long before all of their bucks could been given. But Twilight Sparkle seems to give a buck about everything, and she's depleting her storage far too quickly. This is what happens when Twilight Sparkle runs out of bucks.
inspired by the youtube video: "Not Giving A F**k" by JonLajoie
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Don't you mean fuck?
4152437
Look there, up in the sky: it is the joke! flying high right over your head!
4152457 *shoots it down and eat its heart*
read later, fave, like.
already following... can't do more
LOL.
I'm glad you're back, by the by.
I liked, commented, and favorited.
aaand now i have to read this
Just to see where this goes, I'll fave it.
I liiiiike~ commented and Favorited, this will be closely watched
4152437 I saw this story and thought of you!
Is this your sole purpose on this site? 
4153017 Kind of, sort of. Nice to see you again
This premise...
It's so utterly ludicrously stupid it loops straight back to bloody brilliant.
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Can't wait for more!
Don't give a buck. Duh dun nun nun dun dun doon doon dun dun nun nun. Don't give a buck. (parody of "Can't Touch This")
Wow, that escalated rather quickly!
4153280 your picture is perfect for that comment... this chapter was awesome, "WHO IS PATRICK SWAYZE ANYWAY?" wrinting gold right there, amazing
Brilliant and hilarious premise! Only one major issue:
You needed another "o".
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I have to credit the Patrick Swayze idea to Jon LaJoie. This was a reference to his works
Very good, but you have to remember this:
YES!
I Love Mushrooms
You Love Mushrooms
He Loves Mushrooms
This Is A Patrick Swayze Party
THERE ARE DRAGONS
img.pandawhale.com/post-35942-we-have-dragons-in-the-kitchen-oDgJ.gif
IN THE KITCHEN
EDIT: i am too high right now
4153370 true, I watched the vid, it was epic, but still you made it better by placing it in the story haha
Oh boy
I'm in for a wild ride aren't I
Liked
Favorited
And I'm already subscribed, so I can't do that again.
Unless I un-subscribe to you and follow you again so you get the notification.... But that would be fucking with you. If you know how many followers you have the number would remain unchanged.... That's actually really funny. I'm going to do that to a few of my favorite authors.
Hahaha I need more of this!!!
oh my glod this is so funny
got do love refrences to things i loved as a kid.
like and a fav on that alone, the fics also good too.
im liking this... sometimes I feel like I've spent all my bucks. twilight is a good role model for the point where you run out of bucks
That's it I'm following you, you make DAH BEST STORIES!!! ^.^
"scene"
Why do I immediately think of Alucard from episode 1 of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged?
Also... I am now starting to get scared for what might be coming up...
MORE APPLEJACK DANIELS!
Why do i get the impression that Twilight will be hanging out with Vinyl Scratch before this is over?
4155064 hanging with? More like sleeping with.
This is not going to end well...it's going to end hilariously, but it's not going to end well at all.
Well why do I get the feeling that Twilight may end up destroying the economy of Equestria?
message me if you need a proofreader/editor!
:edit:
Awesome story, love the premise.
This can only get better the more there is.
The OOC level is OVER 8999!
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pinkie pie loves them
I just noticed your analogy and had to share this.
Reading this while listening to Holst's Second Suite in F
Shitakou.
I'm a classy fuck, listening to classy fuck music, reading this fic.
Fifty pinkies up from fifty tea cups. Held by fifty white gloved hands. Worn by one guy. Wearing three top hats of varying colors, seventeen monocles on one eye, pocketing eight fob watches of various metals, wearing two tuxedos and a suit, four pairs of shoes, seven pairs of socks, and sporting three moustaches and a beard. His hair is also grey, really long, and braided.
This.
Is.
Amazing.
Every kind, Mr. Reader. Every single kind. And it'll be absolutely HIGH-LARIOUS!
Yeah, we know. Actually, I'm rather interested in how the other princesses are gonna do damage control on the situation.
Damage control? What's that?
...
alright, guess I'll just sit back and enjoy the show. Pass the twizzlers and Dr. Pepper
Well. . .
That happened. And now I can't wait to read more.
How is it that you can go from the most psychologically deep story on this site to not giving a fuck in a matter of days?
Like, really.
Tell me your secret, wise one.
My flibberts are a-jibblin'; dis gun be good!
This. Is. FANTASTIC!
I... don't get the patrick swayze joke.