Chapter Order or, How Twilight Learned To Channel zAlGo
Twilight was waiting for new books. It was the only way they could learn how to defeat Apep, and yet, her new book sense has not been tripped. Unlike Pinkie Sense, the new book sense was simply an inter-relational flux that naturally occurred due to the circumstances of her birth.
This was when the faint sound of loud galloping hooves finally made its way into Twilight’s ears, and at the same time, a voice that’s remarkably similar to Princess Celestia’s shouted “Coral!”
Twilight didn’t really know what to make of it when the Princess’ shouts continued despite the obvious villain, Apep, being at large. How could they be such at ease? The friendly shouts echoed around Equestria. A few more shouts later, it seemed as if the world was about to break. Thankfully the structure of the universe stayed relatively intact. Of course, it was only relative to the four dimensional theory (and how true a theory is, is also relative) of harmonical relativity.
Suddenly feeling the sleepiness take her, Twilight slumped into her bed. Well, I deserve some rest for all the deeds I do for Equestria. Smiling, she started snoring softly.
Twilight was then awakened by another scream. Somehow she knew it was sunrise, don’t ask her how. “Coral!” echoed once again throughout Equestria, but this time it was from Luna, surprisingly. You would think she would never get screen time.
A sickening crunch followed. Twilight realised that her new book sense had just been triggered. Giggling, she teleported straight to the castle to find Coral’s head (she assumed) crushed flat by Luna’s Majestic Forehooves. Thankfully, there was a book for that! Summoning dark magic, she pointed her horn straight at Luna, and screamed. “Thou shalt not murder thy neighbours!” The apple of dark magic wrenched away from her horn, shooting towards Luna at a sickeningly fast pace. Luna fell over.
Twilight smiled again, knowing her spell, Mach 20, was successful. In a few days, the tendrils of destruction and chaos will spread across the universe, but that was Future Twilight’s problem. Walking towards Canterlot Library, she scouted out her new book.
*After an Intense, Hour-Long Searching Montage*
At last! The new book! It was titled “The Coming Doom of All The Multiverse,” and had a bunch of blank pages in the back. She assumed this was because it was a work in progress. In that case, she decided, she had better return it quick. Slumping down on her side and into her favourite reading posture, she read the entire thing, quicker than she could blink.
“Aha! The last chapter, Chapter Chaos or yadda yadda, contains clues to Apep’s defeat! I must contact the Princess!” Firing up her teleport spell once again, she teleported straight to the castle.
Am I merely an illusion, concocted by gods who watch and plan my every move? A strange thought entered Twilight’s mind in the short moment she was in the rift. Never mind that. Rift madness. Materializing in the castle, she found Princess Celestia trapped inside the dark tendrils of chaos and destruction.
“Sorry Celestia! No book for that, yet.” Twilight seemed genuinely sad, for the first time in forever her Princess was not the role model she strived to be anymore. “I’ve found a way to defeat Apep. I just need to channel anti-ZaLgO, which I dub zAlGo for short.”
Unbeknownst to Twilight, Celestia feared that the universe would truly end. When did things ever get out of my control? She screamed when Twilight began chanting the chant to channel the channel to zAlGo the ZaLgO, and Celestia fainted from the exhaustion.
To invoke the hive mind representing order.
Invoking the instinct of order
Without chaos.
The Celestian hive mind of order, Twilight becomes it!
She who Mends, Above the Wall!
The universe shone a bright white.