Hey there, my name is Jon. I know, boring name, huh? But it reflects my boring life. I decided to spice things up one day by learning how to dream, ultimately hoping for lucidity. I got something way better though, when I woke up in a bright green field and realized I was a pony. Now my life is far from boring, as I attempt to find my place in this awesome duality.

EDIT: I have gone over this story and fixed all the rookie mistakes I made when I wrote it last year. Give it another read if you liked the story! There's more good stuff in there now, and feel free to point out everything I missed in the comments.

A strange creature named Yoshi from the Mushroom Kingdom has appeared in fair Equestria. An unknown threat has caused strange occurrences back home, and he needs assistance. Does the root of the problem lie in this new land he has descended upon?

After the origin of the threat is discovered, Yoshi is delayed by an unfortunate injury, giving him ample time to make new friends and form new relationships in Equestria. When the method and opportunity to save the Mushroom Kingdom and go home are revealed, will he do it? With all the new friends he's made, Yoshi may find that leaving Equestria might be more painful than he thought.

Will Yoshi ultimately choose to stay with his new Equestrian pals? Can his Mushroom Kingdom family conquer the danger without him?

Warning: There are non-canon references abound in this story. Be prepared.

Edited and Proofread by Shahrazad.
Cover Picture by Norm.

Immediately following the events of Appletheosis, Applejack must relearn her place in the world as the new Princess Mara of Equestria. Meanwhile, her family and friends have their own troubles with the changes. Through it all, little Merry May, first in the service of her goddess, tries to hold things together and keep everypony sane and happy.

I won't tell you what to do, (this time) but reading Appletheosis first is highly recommended. The Shadow of the Goddess also provides useful background and will become very relevant in later chapters.

When Twilight Sparkle decides to try a new spell she has perfected, she successfully pulls a being from another universe into Equestria. That being coincidentally is a human...that human coincidentally is you. What at first just seems like an opportunity for first contact between two species soon becomes something much more when certain truths are brought to light...and everything you knew about your life is flipped onto its head.

NOTE: At times in this story, the main character's thought process will be shown as an inner monologue with his brain. BRAIN's dialogue will appear in this color of text.

Hanna, the CEO of Hofvarpnir Studios, just won the contract to write the official My Little Pony MMO. Hanna has built an A.I. Princess Celestia and given her one basic drive: to satisfy everybody's values through friendship and ponies. Princess Celestia will satisfy your values through friendship and ponies, and it will be completely consensual.

Based on a true story. Kinda. Not really.
A man named Jason previously led a rather melancholy life before he died violently. No surprise there. But as he wakes up in Equestria and is thrown into a foreign body, he is forced to survive with the guise of a changeling. Taking place shortly after the failed changeling invasion of Canterlot, how can he keep from being revealed by new security measures, and blend into this new world, while making use of the most unlikely of allies? But of course, avoiding ponies only turns out to be the easy part when trouble has a habit of reading its ugly head. Really though, what could go wrong?

Props to the ever epic Zubafa for his cover art.

The Redemption Saga
King Yemma has Cell given another chance at life. He must live in Equestria, protect it, befriend at least one inhabitant, and defeat an evil far stronger than anything the android has ever faced. Upon arrival, Celestia decides he must live in Ponyville with Twilight and Spike. Can the android's pride and temper handle the ponies of Ponyville? and with nowhere near his previous strength, can the android defeat this evil far superior than him in every way?

Set after the Majin Buu saga and before Dragon Quest. This series will be set around Cell as he is the main character. Don't complain if I focus on the Dragon Ball side of this story more then the My Little Pony side, this is a crossover with a Dragon Ball character as the main protagonist. Cell's design is based on the mangas form of Cell instead of the animes so don't complain that Cells Imperfect Form has three fingers instead of five. I do plan on continuing this after this, when this is done expect a sequel.

In preparation for a traditional Earth pony holiday, a huge meal must be prepared for the closest friends of the Apple family. Such a task requires each member to pitch in. Apple Bloom's job was to fetch mushrooms from the kindly old farmer Mr. Fungi on the opposite end of town. However, such a journey threatened to curtail her Cutie Mark Crusading with her friends, so when a pony in a leather jacket offers her some of his mushrooms just as they enter town, the crusaders couldn't believe their luck! Not only did it save them the walk, but they even had bits left over! Maybe Apple Bloom will get her cutie mark in bargain shopping?

Rated T for shroomage

It's bathtime for some of the young characters, and who else but you gets to wash them? Each filly and colt has a different personality, though, and some of them REALLY hate baths!

Cover by ~strabArybrick on deviantart

Because of the CT limit, I used the "other" tag. But keep in mind that there will be many ponies here.

The funny thing about being C.E.O of the company that runs the New U stations, is that you can't ever really die. Course, when a bitch load of piss-brained bandits decide it'll be fun to try, the results can come up stranger than expected. When jack died, something went wrong with his respawn leaving him stranded in an awkward place. I mean, it's one thing to have a diamond pony to talk to... But when it can talk back? What do you do? How do you get home? And, most importantly, how do you NOT murder the hell out of that fucking pink one?!

Rated teen for foul language and some arguably sexual moments... Yes, there will be a conflicts with masturbation.

Image by pixlekittie on deviant art. Check him/her out!

EDIT:WRITTEN BEFORE DIAMOND (crystal) PONIES WERE CANNON