The funny thing about being C.E.O of the company that runs the New U stations, is that you can't ever really die. Course, when a bitch load of piss-brained bandits decide it'll be fun to try, the results can come up stranger than expected. When jack died, something went wrong with his respawn leaving him stranded in an awkward place. I mean, it's one thing to have a diamond pony to talk to... But when it can talk back? What do you do? How do you get home? And, most importantly, how do you NOT murder the hell out of that fucking pink one?!
Rated teen for foul language and some arguably sexual moments... Yes, there will be a conflicts with masturbation.
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EDIT:WRITTEN BEFORE DIAMOND (crystal) PONIES WERE CANNON
Been done. Too many times.
Not sure how this story will turn out considering the protagonist is an asshole antagonist from an M-rated game... but I've seen shitty premises turned into good stories before.
very interesting
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I had no idea going into the project
1670028 No one's blaming you.
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Been done too many times? Mind linking all 25+ of these things then?
1670101 Nah, I'm too lazy.
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Well how about 2 or three of the better written ones? Can't really claim this has been done before if you don't show some proof. I check new stories/updates multiple times a day. This is the first time I've seen Jack get dumped into Equestria.
1670164 Well, look it up. I know I've seen at least two other stories with the same name... I just don't have the time to link you. I'm a writer too, you know...
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Any idea what I should search? Title names could be ANYTHING.
1670178 Fuck if I know.
To be honest I was going to call it "The secret orgins of Butt Stallion", "Butt Stallion Exposed", or "The life and times of a pony named Butt Stallion" but thought B-Stizzallion was already dizzone
This is gonna be freaking awesome! Read later priority!
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Now that I'm looking, there are plenty of FiM/Borderlands2 crossovers. Now ones where Jack is just transported to Equestria for one reason or another? Haven't found another of those yet.
i like his sense of humor
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I knew about zer0 in eq. I read the shit out of that. It kinda inspired me to write this.
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Im trying to capture as much "hes a dick, but omg i lolz at him"-ness as I can.
1670674 Love it how most of your comments are between two random dudes arguing over the originality of this fic I can tell this is going to be good my dear friend all I can comment on is it seems to move slightly fast and seems to be a little muddled but it is a good idea and a promising start. I don't judge a fic by its grammar I judge it by the idea the motive and most importantly the creativity of it. Perfect grammar is useless if the fic is boring as fuck am I right
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I was waiting for somepony to say that!
Excuses time!
Im writing this using the xbl internet explorer app!
but yes, I noticed Im moving quickly and things are hazy. Thats my bad, and Im shit at grammararar
but Im happy you think I have potential!
... I LOVE TEH EMOTCONZZ!!!!
ps: is your username a dnd reference?
If i know jack he will make a type of monster in the lab or blow everything up
That actually is really true to jacks attitude good job
I'm sorry, but I'm never reading a story if the author can't spell 'prologue' right. It's not that hard.
I DEMAND MOAR
Gherkin8088 stop being a grammar nazi
Imagine him the crystal kingdom butt stallions everywhere
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I deeply appologize.
ha.....HA HA!....SSSSARCASM!!!
This needs to be a series of ingame ECHO journals.
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Are you serious?
So Cloptrap? Wut?
More like Clop-Trop since Clap-Trap has -ap at the end so why not extend it to the new robot's name? Maybe Clop-Trot to make it sound better. Regardless of that, I like the story. Sure its very bare in details but you capture Jack's passive-agressive, benevolent-malevolent personality very well. If you can flush out the story to read out as more of a novel, it would definitely increase the appeal of the story.
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Hmm... Yes... Yes that may be able to be done.
i find this funny really but i wish it was longer for chapters since its a first handsome jack story i come arcoss so far. please
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I won't lie. I do not have a plan to exeed twelve chapters. Although I enjoy writing as H-J and the concept (that seems to be original as far as being Jack centric) Im working on so many other projects. I feel bad that I look in my story bucket, I see so many with not a word in them. Thats entirely my fault but still. Im working on extending chapter length by adding more novelesque descriptions of the surroundings, Jacks view on the ponies themselves and other writery things... In truth this started as one part homage to Zer0 in Equestria and one part writing exercise, and has become something I wish to see blossum to "blakity blank in equestria" greatness... Not that I suspect it will...
Really by the end, I want people to see Jack in a new light. I mean he really had a shity life and a noble plan...
He just took the most dick-like path to get it done, which is a flaw in his characters roots.
Jack is an ass hole-therefore he must fail.
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This post is about as long as a chapter...
-insert jack passive-aggresively sarcastic comment here-
Next chapter!
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Well now that I understand I'm not expecting you to then but either way I like the story overall and its funny still. Funny idea clop-trap that was hilarious.
jack·ass [jak-as]
1. a male donkey
2. a contemptibly foolish or stupid person; dolt; blockhead; Handsome Jack
*their
second sentence, last paragraph, First word Tilight sould be twilight
This man is insane. I await his meeting with Pinkie.
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Thank you both, gimme a minute to fix that.
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Clop-TROT...
Yeah I stole the shit outta that idea
>>Easternshorebrony no problem, hey where on the east coast are you?
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The fine city of Boston.
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Nice! I'm from Savannah Ga.
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get outta my thread.
I hate the new look of the site. fucking assholes I swear...
After readin this, killing Jack made me feel good
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Its not all bad...
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The best (worst?) has yet to come! Stay tuned!