A self-conflicted bounty hunter is hired to capture Twilight Sparkle. When his plan goes awry, unexpected friendships form and an adventure begins.

Note: Minor drug references, does not affect the storyline.

Fluttershy, Rarity and Rainbow Dash have been charged by Celestia to bring an obnoxious doctor to Ponyville, but he seems less than willing. Can they persuade him, and can they stop themselves from punching him in the process? Well, they can only try, right?

Jacob Sanders was able to escape his forced conversion with the help of his resistance leader friend, Hudd. Their group is now on the run and a primary target to the ponies. In the 12 years they've been on Earth, the genocidal ponies have converted most of the human population. With hardly any humans left, what chance do they have against the forced conversion?

(Sequel to TCB: New Tactics. ) ***Contains Language and Xenolestia***

The mission was to eliminate the final members of Raven's Rock that survived the purge in Russia. When they were heading to the evac point from a mountain range in Northern India where the final member of the Ultranationalist was eliminated they had to go through a strange cave that was supposed to open into a clearing where a helicopter could easily land, but there was a portal to a strange land where sentient equines roamed how will Kozak and Hunter squad react to this new enviroment? Eventhough they are a Ghost Recon team what will they do in a land that was thought to be a fairy tale world?

Hippophobia: An abnormal and persistent fear of horses. Sufferers of this fear experience undue anxiety even when a horse is known to be gentle and well trained. They usually avoid horses entirely rather than risk being kicked, bitten or thrown. They may also fear other hoofed animals such as donkeys, zebras, mules and... ponies.

Another stupid story of mine. This one isn't even funny. I'm sorry.

Synopsis: In one of Pinkie's parties, Rainbow Dash tells the story of a strange mytical monster which is said to wander around Ponyville, haunting ponies when they are all alone. Twilight, of course, doesn't believe a word.

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Labeled as 'Random', because it's the most similar to 'Weird', which I think would be a much accurate classification for this silly story.

Special thanks to Inumaniac for being my proofreader and helping my to create the "remastered" version.

Read the hungarian translation here Courtesy of Silence the Unicorn.

What happens when someone who doesn't like My Little Pony ends up in their universe and is stuck there? Basically, a lot of freaking out, swearing, and irresponsible things... Who would have guessed?!

Rated Teen for language and sexual themes. Also for Brony Hater language.

I do NOT agree with any of the language references. They are all used in a fictional sense and do NOT portray any mindset of my own.

Also, if anyone has a better cover image... please share! ^^;;

A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept.

... For a given value of "realistic."

Okay, it's barely realistic but it is a hell of a lot of fun...

Now with an image graciously provided by Page Turner, and an audiobook version narrated by multifanficaday and if you prefer it in German, FrankyDoodle has got you covered!

And a TVTropes Page!

Last Featured: 11/26/2019! Thank you so much!

The year is 2027, and the world as we know it is torn apart by war between Russia and the United States of America. The Russian government had hired the country's top scientists to develop a transporter that would grant them access to a safer, more peaceful place. Join Andrei Solovyov, a Russian physicist, as he wakes his final day as a citizen of Earth, and as he meets somebody who he would have never expected.

Very special thanks and shout out to Coal Buck for allowing me to use one of his characters. Tags and other things may change as the story progresses. Rated teen for mild language (some gore), and all copyrights go to rightful owners.

*NOTES BEFORE READING*:
Russian talking to Russian = English text
Russian talking to himself = English text
Russian talking to English = Russian phonetics
A " *** " will be placed as necessary to show readers where English is being changed to Russian phonetics and vice versa.

Twilight Sparkle ends up living with me in Mexico. Now she would have to adapt to a new world, body, culture and lenguage before she finds a way to go back to Equestria.

I´m doing this just for fun, but anyone can´t critizie my work as they want.
This is also done to improve my english writting skills any correction are well acepted.
The image was randomly added.
The Spanish speechs are gonna have subtitles.