Warning: Silliness inbound.

By order of the high lords of Terra themselves, a lone soldier from the Death Korps of Krieg has been sent to the planet Epona to wipe out its Xeno population. Starting with Equestria, the Korpsman has sworn not to leave the planet until he falls or completes his mission.

However, no Korpsman should fight without setting up a proper trench first, and so the Korpsman must dig...and dig...and dig.

Destroying Equestria is going to take a while.

While touring an archaeological site deep in the Amazon, Gerald Ford falls down a flight of stairs and into a new world. And now he's a cat. He's okay with that.

Now with a reading by AShadowOfCygnus

Scootaloo has a secret. One that she's been hiding her whole life, and after the royal wedding has no choice but to share.

Apple Bloom has a secret. One that she's been hiding for six months, and is still terrified of.

Sweetie Belle has a secret. One that she's been hiding for... well, she doesn't know how long, and is looking for answers to.

So what happens when three not-ponies find out their friends aren't ponies either?

Well, one thing's for certain: they're going to have to come up with a new name for their club. Hopefully one better than the title.

Cover by Crimsion Ink

First few chapters edited by metallusionsismagic, AppleTank, and the last few chapters edited by Crocoshark, Bahamuttone

Featured May 30, 2015!

One-Shot story. My very first!

Not a One-Shot anymore.

I'd like to thank the people who created "Apocalypse Now", the VF-114 "Aardvarks" Squadron based on the U.S.S Kitty Hawk, and that one guy from Mcdonald's for reminding me.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

After taking off from the flight deck of the Kitty Hawk, four F-4 Phantom's fly toward the jungles of Vietnam to deliver their napalm payloads to the VC cowering deep inside. But they fly through an odd portal and find themselves streaking over a thick, dark, forest...

Oh well, close enough.

And they're not the only ones...

He had done it. The giant demon that had masterminded the invasion of Earth was dead, and Hell was in shambles. All that was left was to backtrack through Hell and go home to help rebuild the ruined planet...
But of course, it's never that easy. Just one wrong turn, and he arrives from Hell itself into a land filled with pastel-colored ponies. How will the man who had just destroyed Hell adjust to the sudden peacefulness after all he had been through? And is Hell really destroyed for good?

This story is a sequel to Dark Wanderings

It's been nine months since Twilight Sparkle got back from her solo sojourn to the Capital Wasteland where she met Ethan Smith, AKA that Crazy Son of a Bitch, AKA the Lone Wanderer and was changed forever. Now with Equestria teetering on the edge of a three way war Ethan is called upon to save Equestria, or at the very least to keep Twilight alive. But dark things are awakening in the background and all is not as it seems, can Ethan save Equestria? Can Twilight keep her friends on her side? Will these questions never stop? The answer to at least one of these is yes but can you find out which?

Edited by TacoTown
Coverart by the awesome Derrem

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TAKES PLACE 1 YEAR AFTER THE MOVIE BATTLE: LOS ANGELES TAKES PLACE

Celestia deems humans un-worthy of living. As always, humans put up a fight. Follow Pvt. Kyle as he tries to tackle this threat with his fellow Marines, along with the Air Force, the Navy, England, and Russia. Humans almost fell to an alien species, but will they fall to another?

Note: This is my first story. Please leave advice in the comments. And if you like it, please favorite it! And if you favorite it, please like it!

Albert Arlington has suffered a lot recently. He had been sentenced to life in Alcatraz Prison, betrayed and murdered by his allies, and sent to Hell to relive the failure of his escape while simultaneously fighting off a zombie outbreak that just seemed to get stronger and stronger by the minute. He may have escaped the dreaded cycle of purgatory that he had gotten far too used to, and enacted revenge on the men who had put him there in the first place, but he is still forced to suffer. He wakes from his incarceration in the demonic Alcatraz in none other than Tartarus, guarded by none other than Cerberus himself. Al has developed a skill for coming up with ways to escape seemingly endless torment. The only question he asks this time is what will be waiting to torment him next. Because whenever Al thinks that he is out of the woods at last, there is always a thorn in his side.

As Princess Belle settles into her new home in the Beast's castle, she and Lumière encounter an ancient book that transports the pair into Equestria. Unfortunately, the time/space vortex pulls a lot of things into the land of candy-colored horses – some of which are not so sweet. Can Belle and her new friends – Chun-Li, Applejack, and Annie Oakley – fight off monsters from across time and space long enough for Twilight to seal the rift and send everyone home?

Sia, formerly a raider in the Mojave Wastes, has found herself on the wrong side of everyones favourite Courier and Wanderer, Cassandra and Ethan Smith, as well as Equestria's Celestia and Twilight.

Thanks to a series of unfortunate event Sia will find herself involved in the ongoing struggle between a cult and a clan. Sia will have to figure out who to support while also learning how to fit into a world where ponies are actually occasionally civil.

All the while her past weighs heavily on her mind and in some ways is even more dangerous to her then the inhuman creatures inhabiting the strange land she’d ended up in.

A.N.~ As a Fallout related fic, and a Wanderings-verse fiction, expect common uses of curse words and occasional sexual references.

Edit: Now with JeffCvt as an editor as of March 10, 2014 GMT

In conjunction with the Wanderings-verse by ed2481