As Princess Belle settles into her new home in the Beast's castle, she and Lumière encounter an ancient book that transports the pair into Equestria. Unfortunately, the time/space vortex pulls a lot of things into the land of candy-colored horses – some of which are not so sweet. Can Belle and her new friends – Chun-Li, Applejack, and Annie Oakley – fight off monsters from across time and space long enough for Twilight to seal the rift and send everyone home?
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Really?
Heya Hap... what the hell did I just read?
WELL GEEZE I WONDER WHICH LEMUR THIS WAS WRITTEN FOR!
This should have been the sequel to Beauty and the Beast.
How have you done this?
Who needs clop on this site when you've got orgasmic smex like this?
Cute ending.
This was remarkably grim, remarkably detailed, and remarkably poignant. I expected just nothing but bullets and carnage, but you actually went at length to instill a great deal of character development into something that otherwise would have been bleak and absurdist at best. That--in addition to the veritable cavalcade of cameos--makes me think that you greatly enjoyed writing this. And that's a good thing, cuz I enjoyed reading it too.
Much thanks, and beyond thanks.
Godspeed, you! black emperor.
..... ok.
You bastard! You killed Annie!
Belle is best princess! So sayth the sun \[T]/
Well, that was different. Different and very entertaining.
Also, not that I'm speaking from experience or anything, but yes, a PPK would in fact make an excellent bottle opener.
I simultaneously love/hate that this exists. I eagerly anticipate/fear reading it later.
This is the most Hap shit I've ever read.
Belle has NEEWWWW WEAPON!!!!
This was marvelous! It also seems like someone is setting themselves up for another one shot with Scootaloo x3
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Best Heavy reference I've seen in awhile xD
This is completely insane!
And I respect that.
god damn it god damn it GOD DAMN IT




I DEMAND THAT THIS STORY STOP ACTUALLY BEING ANY DAMN GOOD THIS INSTANT
YOU ARE TAMPERING WITH UNIVERSAL CONSTANTS
YOU CAN'T JUST THROW A BUNCH OF INGREDIENTS INTO A BLENDER AND HAVE IT COME OUT A SOUFFLE THIS IS NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It hadn't ever actually occurred to me that Belle was a princess of books long before Bookhorse Purplesmart ascended.
And congratulations on siphoning all of my wat and turning it into delicious spaghetti. I think that's about the equivalent of what happened here. I haven't had someone do that to me so well since I started reading Through the Eyes of Another Pony. This is a work that should not exist, and yet I am very glad that it does.
5752565 I'll take that as a compliment!
5752873 Scootaloo flying a Grumman Avenger torpedo bomber around Equestria? Pssssshhh, who'd wanna read that?
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5753360 I know, right?
5753425 Yeah, someone... I forget who... had a ranked list of best pony, and Belle was, of course, Best Pony.
5753807 It Twas.
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*slowly raises hand*
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No idea who'd ever want to read that.
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Of course not.
You have to light it on FIRE first.
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Hrmmm... *takes notes*
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Me
5761854 :D
I was, however, sorely disappointed when I actually measured the rate of fire of the minigun in Serious Sam 3:BFE and discovered it to have the EXACT same fire rate as the assault rifle. Only benefit being that it has no reload pause.
LAME!
With a title like that, I can't not read it.
I've gotta say, this was pretty dayum entertaining.
5975866 Glad you liked it!
5761854 That was informative!
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Glad I read that post of yours.
That's it. It's over. Everyone on this site can go home now. We have achieved maximum epic horse-word status. After this, no other story could possibly satisfy me.
Two by two, hands of blue...
This is stupid and ridiculous in the best way possible.
Also, great work on the characterizations!
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Thanks! That's exactly what I was going for.
Just gonna put this here,
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/611512/fanfiction-spotlight-38
Because this little gem just recently had a birthday.
Pfft. Well, that was fun. :D Is there a list of crossovers in this anywhere? Because I have no idea who Dorcas is supposed to be, for one...
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I'm glad you liked it!
My blog post enumerating the cameos.
Dorcas is a minor character in Monster Hunter International, by Larry Correia. He has a not-insignificant following here.
This is the pinnacle of human achievement.
7498584 I like to think so, yes.
Hey! How'd I get here?
I didn't mean to read the whole thing.
(In case it wasn't clear, that meant I liked it.)
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I gathered that. Thanks!
That was certainly something.
This was a joy. Why didn’t I read this years ago?