"You think you know me..."

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Verbatim et lteratim

You take orders from me now! Ya hear?! This is Sgt GobSmacker reportin' for duty!

You are part of an enduring tradition, for over 200 years men and women have served with honour, courage, and wisdom.

Don't like the show. Came here cause I like the stories and fan art.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Why hello there...

I'm a guy who likes penguins and ponies. I sometimes draw stuff and now I write, apparently.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Oui oui baguette! Honhonhonhon!

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

Well I'm just a casual fan of mlp but I do enjoy the show. I like to write stories about pony and human/furry interactions.

Commissions currently OPEN

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

Lets just write some damn stories.

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

"Fast like the wind, silent like a forest, intrusive like the fire, immobile like a mountain. Under heaven and earth, I alone am feared."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDbWuUw5uY&feature=share&list=PL4QlcCPqZ1YWolgi_YX0A25t-rX6SLWoN&index=101

To represent everything it stands for.

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

Are you a Rebel?

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

Chaos Lord of Never Finishing Chapters

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"How hard can rocket science be anyway?"

A fellow traveler...

A friendly ball python who's know to disappear for a long time.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

O.F.P.

Confound these ponies. They drive me to write.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.