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Feb
14th
2015

Cannon · 6:19pm Feb 14th, 2015

cannon
Line breaks: can¦non
Pronunciation: /ˈkanən
Definition of cannon in English:
noun
1 (plural usually same) A large, heavy piece of artillery, typically mounted on wheels, formerly used in warfare

I'm sure by now we've all seen the ever constant "cannon" vs. "canon" confusion, and that lead to me coming up with an idea. Since "cannon universe" is one of the most common of these phrases, the MLP universe is literally a cannon.

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May
23rd
2014

Heroes. · 3:46am May 23rd, 2014

Well, I must say, I really like Sabaton's new album.

So, with that in mind I'll put the songs in order of how much I like them.

1) Hearts of Iron.

Where can I begin? The lyrics are great, and it has a pretty hard emotional hit to it.

2) Inmate 4859.

Another one that gets the emotions going, and a pretty catchy chorus.

3) Smoking Snakes.

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May
21st
2014

The problem with Luna controlling the stars · 2:37am May 21st, 2014

First: Luna is not confirmed to control the stars, in fact her name and cutie mark suggest only the moon is her domain. If she is able to control the stars then the universe suddenly becomes quite grim and dull in my opinion, and here's why.

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May
12th
2014

The Season Finale and my Headcanon. *Season 4 spoilers* · 11:13am May 12th, 2014

Well, if you've read my blog that included my old bio you'd have seen that my headcanon on pony magic involves it being an energy generated by the planet's core (Or it's sun, depending on how the story is setup) and if you've seen the end of this Season it seems to contradict that notion. From the ending it would seem that the ponies house their magic internally, but my headcanon can still work with this seemingly contradicting evidence. Here's how.

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May
1st
2014

Maud's Rock Busting and You · 11:02pm May 1st, 2014

Okay, ever since Maud drilled through that rock everyone and their mother has been going on and on about how she's *insert comically large number here* times stronger than humans.

However that really doesn't show extreme strength. Don't get me wrong, I do believe earth ponies have a greater power to weight ratio than humans due to their magical enhancements, but I think some people are exaggerating this power to ridiculous levels.

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Apr
21st
2014

How to break your non-Brony Portugese friend. · 12:56am Apr 21st, 2014

Whelp, I'll let the conversation on Steam do the talking. (I'm DAKOTA if you couldn't tell.)

DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): gonna do some shit while i wait
DAKOTA567: k
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): gimme idea
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): wait
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): porn
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): of course
DAKOTA567: Pony porn? XD
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): thank you ur a genius
DAKOTA567: lol
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): now im curious
DatSnoiper (Holy Piss): about dat

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Apr
20th
2014

It's back. · 4:01pm Apr 20th, 2014

My laptop is back, which means more porn ponies. Wooooooooooo.


That being said it's actually been back for a few days, just forgot to write a blog to it... heh.

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Apr
5th
2014

Whelp · 10:03pm Apr 5th, 2014

My laptop screen decided to come apart when I opened it so I have to get a new one, until then I am down to my tablet, which isn't too bad. But I certainly won't be typing any new chapters this weekend. Not that my lazy ass was going to anyways... did I say that out loud? Heh...

You know what? I take it back, a tablet is horrible, can't watch YouTube vids tagged in comments and everything is so slow. The horror!

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Mar
18th
2014

Strange story idea of mine · 1:08am Mar 18th, 2014

This is something I came up with in a thread a while back and am deciding to put it here if I ever intend to use it or someone else does. Pretty bare as of now though.

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Jan
7th
2014

Head canon of pony typewriters. · 9:13pm Jan 7th, 2014

Now if they don't use Morse code and have our same alphabet I figured they would work like this:

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