I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

I give folk what they want, nothing more. And that just happens to be poorly thought out Fanfics with bad updating schedules

A brony who's constantly traveling around

I just wanna have fun.

It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.

I can be both a positive sunflower and a cynical f**k. It depends which life I am living. (Formerly known as Riffmaster)

I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.

"I'm Off!" said the Madman!!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Is there something you need?

If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

Commissions currently OPEN

Name: Jenna. Gender: Female. Status: Completely Awesome, And Coco, Eh. Also, Canada And 'Murica Forever, Eh. Anything else you'd like to know, eh.

Working to better myself. Please consider supporting via my Ko-Fi link!

Founder of "Let's Make You Known!" Group. Wazzup.

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Oui oui baguette! Honhonhonhon!

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

"Fast like the wind, silent like a forest, intrusive like the fire, immobile like a mountain. Under heaven and earth, I alone am feared."

Are you a Rebel?

"You think you know me..."

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford