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"Fast like the wind, silent like a forest, intrusive like the fire, immobile like a mountain. Under heaven and earth, I alone am feared."


Featured · 5:08pm Mar 13th, 2016


Fuck, I didn't think that would happen.

Thanks to everyone that has read, followed, offered criticism, and gave some general support as I've gone through writing this violent-ass story.

Can't wait to keep it going.

EDIT: Already no longer featured... not even ten minutes later. Outdone by a clopfic.

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Classy Addresses Fimfic Drama · 9:14am Jan 10th, 2016

Content is going to relate to what the title says.

I am also posting this at fucking 4 AM. Fuck my life.

So, since I've pretty much made my little return back to writing in the past week or two, I've found out that a bunch of... drama, I guess has been going on.

As I look through this... well, this fucking mess I guess you could call it, I'm finding out some stuff.

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Classy logs into Fimfic · 6:31pm Aug 25th, 2015


Yeah, as you can tell, I have not been doing much on here. Life has hypothetically curbstomped my ass to say the least of it.

Having to deal with old people, cutting down nearly 100 fucking trees, cleaning buildings for poverty-tier money, playing with my school's band and preparing for college classes stacked among other various things tends to reduce time for horse-fiction.

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Is Classy Alive? · 8:45pm May 16th, 2015

Yes, I am alive. Not exactly writing too much, but alive.

The schools year is almost over finally, but that doesn't mean I'll get extra time to write or anything. In fact, I'll be busier than ever for now. Exams and projects are just popping up now, one of which is a massive one which I'll be dealing with for the rest of high school and possibly longer afterwards. I also have to prepare for a theater performance in about a week.

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It. Is. Cold. · 12:30pm Feb 23rd, 2015

It's fucking -17 degrees Fahrenheit outside right now. I just took a shower, stepped out and was immediately freezing... that has never fucking happened to me before.

Oh yeah, and I still have school.

...Fucking Michigan.

There's no punchline, fuck this shit.

EDIT: Wait, never mind, my dad said fuck it.

His exact words were:

"I can't even get to the fucking car with my old ass. Fuck it. We'll tell them I couldn't get the car started."

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One year+ Aniversary · 2:54am Jan 25th, 2015

So, I've been on here for more than a year now.


The first semester of school is over as well.

Now that is something that I can be happy about. I've just been wanting for it to be over with since about Novermber and it kind of moved pretty quickly from there, thank fuck.

Blah, blah, blah, now to talk about writing, which is all you guys will care about.

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New content Shall be Arriving! · 5:22pm Dec 22nd, 2014

Hey everyone... how's your December going?

Good? Well, mine is iffy currently... after being screwed over on a geometry project, losing a close family friend and having to deal with almost freezing to death more often than I'm used to, I can say that December could be better for me...

But, I've been working during this entire time. Yeah, I kind of have. Been doing a shitty job of keeping track of that work, but that doesn't really matter as long as it's done... to me at least.

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Another Damn Setback · 3:11pm Nov 15th, 2014

So uh... you remember how I wanted to make a nice one-shot this week and have it up on the weekend?

Well... I got another thing to fucking deal with and keep me from writing.

Ayn Fucking Rand.

No, I don't hate the author, in fact I love the book so far.

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Something Short and Nice... · 11:09pm Nov 9th, 2014

So, you all pretty much can tell that I have only written pretty dark and violent stories on here.

Seriously, that's all I've done on here.

Now, I feel like doing something different for just this week, give myself a break and something else to write for once.

It's going to be a one-shot, a long one, probably about 10,000 words.

And I'll just leave a hint.

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Infection of the Bladder Category · 2:43pm Oct 13th, 2014

So, over this weekend I got a bladder infection.

Fucking glorious, right?

Anyway, I've been dealing with IMMENSE pain every time I try to take a piss which has been about every 20-30 minutes due to me now drinking so much to push the infection out and keep it from my kidneys.

It seems that I may have kicked it, but I'm staying home from school nonetheless because I don't want this shit going on at school.

I can just imagine it now...

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