Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.

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Verily, vanity.

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

The RoboWriter.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

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I'm a displaced person...

I make fanfiction sometimes. Just call me 'Talentless'.

Fun with rusty metal.

I love writing and MLP. So....I think I'm in the right place.

A groovy mystery, gang.

Done.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

I just write for fun. Don't take things too seriously.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Just another semi-successful clop writer

I made this!

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Good Night

"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.