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A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Perfection? I don't want that, because that would mean stopping, standing still, instead of improving.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.

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Creating crossovers that shouldn't exist.

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Quite frankly, I'm a simple person who enjoys watching the show from time to time, and an avid reader/writer.

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

It runs on the hopes and dreams of orphans. It goes fast.

I hadz 2 use n0rmal 3nglish. Fimiction dos n0t noe wat strugl3s I goes thr0ugh :(((((

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

A brony and a mlp fan fic reader.