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Star Destroyer

I lurk in parks and rummage through ashtrays to find cigarettes that aren't completely smoked out. Bonus points if they have lipstick. It's like having a relationship.

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Inconceivable! · 4:09pm Jul 17th, 2016

I woke up this morning to Tank: Leg Humper as the number eight story on this site. A few more votes and it makes the feature box.


Y'all muthafuckas are weird and have terrible/awesome taste.

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