Princess Cadence has a new hobby, and Twilight doesn't like it one bit. Now if only she could get some competent help with her crusade...
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I lurk in parks and rummage through ashtrays to find cigarettes that aren't completely smoked out. Bonus points if they have lipstick. It's like having a relationship.
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... the heck...
That was surreal. Slightly amusing, but certainly surreal.
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7904418 Folks, I just document this stuff. Equestria is a weird place.
Just… just take my up‐vote.
Just wow...
Well like any good crazy it is served with a side of Marxist AJ and bourgeoise Rarity
7904440 Luckily, upvotes are exchangeable for beanie weenies, so I'm set for dinner.
7904464 As is tradition.
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Ok while silly this story in it self just seems to be promoting treating the homeless like there not human and can be used as people like while also rather pissing me of with the whole elitist stuff that causes alot of problems for people
7904545 Bravo! It's definitely super serious social commentary.
7904551 sigh look I just don't like anyone in any sense that think they can do wat they want because someone decided that there a better class then others heck if a poor person worked for a fortune I like them because they earned it but people that feel entitled because of birth I dont
I'm never getting those ten minutes of my life back, am I?
As is, I don't regret reading this story. Good job.
Edit:
Wait a second... Pink, Fuzzy Alicorns Dancing on Hobos sounds an awful lot like, Pink, Fuzzy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows
7904574 Oh, no. You can get them back. Take a copy of this story with you to the afterlife. It's exchangeable for ten more minutes. Of course, that's going to be awkward if you, say, died in a house fire, but ten more minutes is ten more minutes.
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I could understand somebody saying that the joke is not funny (lies and slander) or fell flat (possible) but I am incredulous that anybody could come to the conclusion that the author believes in The Divine Right of Kings simply because it was espoused by fictional entities in a story he wrote. Are you autistic? 100% serious here; are you? I have never seen anybody who wasn’t on the autistic spectrum miss a joke this blatant before. edit: Come to think of it, I’ve never seen anyone on the spectrum miss one this blatant before, either.
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Yeah, that would be really awkward. And suspicious, wouldn't you say?
7904581 Yer I'm actually classed as autistic and i don't get jokes very well but the author I don't have a problem with its the content of the story I have a problem with and I was stating the reason why
7904574 I had that stuck in my head on reading this
All I can say about this is… Clover the Clever was male?!
7904588 ::twiddles thumbs innocently::
7904574 Let's test your knowledge and see what you've learned!
1) What color are the alicorns?
7904662 *Removes all flamable items from the house*
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Pink. Purple. Blue. White.
7904672 2) Where are they dancing?
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On Hobos.
7904679 Please use one word to describe their status over the hapless peasantry.
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DANCING!
7904694 YAY!
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...... SMILES!!!!!!!!
Is it wrong that I chuckled at this story? Good job, though.
I went in open minded. Not knowing what to expect. I... I'm happier than I once was. Kudos
7904788 Not wrong in my mind, but society will judge you. Oh, the judging eyes you will endure...
7904962 I'm an anti-depressant!
7904614 His gender has never been defined, but I think of him as male. Or maybe mail. Clover the Clever identifies as a flat-rate parcel.
It was interesting I didnt laugh but I did finish it
The ponies dance guide to a hobo dystopia
Wat
7905014 Well, half a victory is better than no victory at all, I suppose.
I don't dislike this story, but I am confused as to why...just why....
and where the idea came from
7905067 I'm what my people call a Story-Dancer. I eat several fistfuls of peyote and the Great Story Spirit speaks to me. I just write what he says, so blame that dude.
7905069 well keep on doing what you're doing. This was random. And funny. Randomly funny!
What the merciless ass balls was that?
I was expecting Twilight to stay the voice of reason and to magi-slap Cadence and jump on top of her (How do YOU like it?!)
So yeah. I am disappoint. Oh well.
*grabs a pitchfork*
Viva la Revolution!
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This is the most perfect reply I have ever seen.
7905211 Sometimes when you're clearing out those long forgotten cargo holds on Bay 14, you find some strange crates of pics. This was one of them.
I could either publish or jettison them into deep space, and I don't like littering.
7905538 The voice of reason doesn't usually fair too well in my stories, so you are more likely to have Twilight as the stompee than the stomper.
You're some kind of mad genius.
8030222 It's all thanks to this questionable online degree that I acquired. They teach you how to write with your butt. It's just a different, stinkier level of creativity.
This comments section though.
8072172 I'm legally obligated to write these comments. It's the community service component of my parole.
The recent review of this story reminded me that I have yet to read it. Well, now I have, and I can definitively say that this is probably the second funniest story I've read on this site. Your comedy here was fucking amazing. Had me laugh at several points. It occurred to me at one point that Rainbow Dash is nowhere to be found; nor is Pinkie, the ultimate party animal, anywhere here. I also feel like the humor died down by a medium-sized margin when Shining Armor's dialogue ended. Celestia, however, gave me one last laugh at the end. Fucking troll horse.
This isn't exactly the kind of thing that I would re-read/favorite; I think I got as much out of it the first time as I would later. The topic is just a bit too political for me. Still a hilarious story though! And definitely going in my bookshelf. Now...would that be the sad bookshelf or the happy bookshelf?
Well-executed fanfic with a worthiness to call "Comedy" and with non-existent grammatical errors, but also a joke that may carry on just a little bit too long all centered around a political issue? I give it an easy 9/10.
Also, not spelling hors d'oeuvres as horse d'oeuvres is the biggest mistake you will ever make as a writer. You can not deny this fact.