I woke up this morning to Tank: Leg Humper as the number eight story on this site. A few more votes and it makes the feature box.

Y'all muthafuckas are weird and have terrible/awesome taste.

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Related stories recommends Shipping Goggles if you enjoyed Rarity Stuffs A Sno-cone Up Derpy's Ass. I'm afraid to say that you may find that they vary just a touch in tone and execution.

At least it's a step up, right? Why, you'll be the talk of the town, reading your fancy fic while sipping tea and polishing your monocle.

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That's right, all two of my fans! Some new piece of dumbassery from me is on its way. The Fimfic mods are counting out their bribe money as I type this, so once they are done, you should have something new to be disappointed in.

You know, it really fucking amuses me to put my stories in a group called Writing Gold. I mean, sure, they have no real standards, but still… it's fucking amusing.