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Star Destroyer


I lurk in parks and rummage through ashtrays to find cigarettes that aren't completely smoked out. Bonus points if they have lipstick. It's like having a relationship.

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  • 407 weeks
    Inconceivable!

    I woke up this morning to Tank: Leg Humper as the number eight story on this site. A few more votes and it makes the feature box.

    :pinkiegasp:

    Y'all muthafuckas are weird and have terrible/awesome taste.

    6 comments · 404 views
  • 466 weeks
    It's Like Looking Directly Into My Mind

    4 comments · 380 views
  • 489 weeks
    Join The Imperial Navy

    Want to kill some rebels? Want to assist in keeping your emperor pleased? Do you have what it takes to journey across the galaxy to destroy entire planets and then provide pony fanfiction to our feared leader? If so, join the navy!

    Apply here!

    2 comments · 333 views
  • 491 weeks
    Incredibly Similar

    Related stories recommends Shipping Goggles if you enjoyed Rarity Stuffs A Sno-cone Up Derpy's Ass. I'm afraid to say that you may find that they vary just a touch in tone and execution.

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    0 comments · 298 views
  • 492 weeks
    Do you feel the approaching evil?

    That's right, all two of my fans! Some new piece of dumbassery from me is on its way. The Fimfic mods are counting out their bribe money as I type this, so once they are done, you should have something new to be disappointed in.

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Incredibly Similar · 7:02pm Dec 2nd, 2014

Related stories recommends Shipping Goggles if you enjoyed Rarity Stuffs A Sno-cone Up Derpy's Ass. I'm afraid to say that you may find that they vary just a touch in tone and execution.

At least it's a step up, right? Why, you'll be the talk of the town, reading your fancy fic while sipping tea and polishing your monocle.

I just wonder how people are going to feel when they finish up The Keepers of Discord or whatever, and see one of my stories there. That's like a capital crime, knighty! Their blood is on your hands!

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