I lurk in parks and rummage through ashtrays to find cigarettes that aren't completely smoked out. Bonus points if they have lipstick. It's like having a relationship.
I woke up this morning to Tank: Leg Humper as the number eight story on this site. A few more votes and it makes the feature box.
Y'all muthafuckas are weird and have terrible/awesome taste.
Want to kill some rebels? Want to assist in keeping your emperor pleased? Do you have what it takes to journey across the galaxy to destroy entire planets and then provide pony fanfiction to our feared leader? If so, join the navy!
Related stories recommends Shipping Goggles if you enjoyed Rarity Stuffs A Sno-cone Up Derpy's Ass. I'm afraid to say that you may find that they vary just a touch in tone and execution.
That's right, all two of my fans! Some new piece of dumbassery from me is on its way. The Fimfic mods are counting out their bribe money as I type this, so once they are done, you should have something new to be disappointed in.
I woke up this morning to Tank: Leg Humper as the number eight story on this site. A few more votes and it makes the feature box.
Y'all muthafuckas are weird and have terrible/awesome taste.
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Thaaaaat isn't really how the Feature Box works. The "# on the site" is based only on Up Vote / Down Vote ratio and maybe a couple other things I don't know about.
Feature box is about Heat. That's a ratio of how many people are reading/commenting/voting on a story as related to the other stories on the site at this moment.
4097562 I mean number eight story according to heat. At least, the "What's Hot" browsing feature.
Doesn't really matter much anyway. I just think it would be hilarious for that story to feature.
4097582 Ah. I figured you were talking about its rating.
4097583 Sorry, I should have been more clear. However, in my defense, a group of rebels is trying to destroy my shielding array. It's distracting.
4097588 Let's be real, you deserve it.
4097590 Hey, I just turbo-laser what I'm told to turbo-laser. I got a family of Victory IIs to feed.