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Super Trampoline


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This is why you don't let me start stories at 2:30 in the morning, shortly before the cops show up and ask why I'm sitting in a car in a parking lot behind an abandoned shopping center where there is "high gang activity"

Fuck, I've Fucked All the Ponies! Now What?

Bloody hell, you impatient ass! Didn't you read the fucking description, or were you busy lubing up you tiny dick for the closest thing to sex you're gonna get for another five-and-a-half years? New chapters come out twice a week. Let's say Wednesday and Saturdays. Vote for who I'll write next in the comments. Now sod off, you bloody wanker!

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OH GOD... THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
:trollestia: But Celestia likes it.

Hmmm... I like your style! :pinkiecrazy:

6382022 Thank you! :pinkiesmile: Your definitely an interesting writer... maybe, one day, when all the smoke clears, and the oceans rise from their den, there will be a reckoning, where writers like you and myself get the recognition we deserve. :derpytongue2:

I don't have any words for this. This is......unbelievable. I just don't even know what to think. :rainbowhuh:

6382056 let me know if you do indeed figure out what to think. I too struggle with the same issue.

Fucking fuck Derpy's fat fucking ass.
In the fucking assole.
Like a fucking faggot.
(Did I do it right?
~TOOWC

...Discord's not a stallion.

Luz

what the hell does this have to do with knighty

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6347965 because, duh! Did u show them the story?

6382170

What a conundrum!
Oh hell, why not Fluttershy. If she's good enough for Knighty, she's good enough for you!

And here we see why party ponies should be shipped together: No one else would survive.

6382421 plus unlimited latex condoms balloons!

6382177 that is extremely high on the list of things I didn't do. :twilightoops:

This is beautiful.

I... I have no words. :yay:

This is glorious. The writing style is so hilarious, and the OOC scenes make it even better. :twilightsmile:

Because ew gross, honestly, sex with an animal is just messed up! But magical talking horses are fine. Man, you are such a fucking hypocrite, but honestly, who cares, because you're getting a wing job from Fluttershy and it's fucking fantastic.

HorseFucker/10

She's so obliviously loud and bombastic, it's almost like she's a poor parody of herself trapped in sloppily written clopfic

I wonder why shes like that. Huh.

Twilight trots over and whispers in your ear "You're a very brave man, dude. You have my admiration, respect, sympathy, and greatest condolences."

You know its gonna be good when Twi gives you her greatest condolences. :trollestia:

Anyway, this fic needs more likes.

O1

OKIE DOKIE LOKIE WELL GET ON MY BACK AND AWAY WE'LL RIDE TO THE MAGICAL HUMPING LAND OF THE LOFT ABOVE SUGAR CUBE CORNER AND WE CAN BE AS LOUD AS WE WANT BECAUSE I BOUGHT THE CAKES EARPLUGS AFTER THEY COMPLAINED LAST TIME!" i have lost my shit its hard to stop laughing right now :rainbowlaugh:

6387190 I always like hearing ice made someone laugh.

~at least try to meet the 1500 word count ...
This would be better with effort put into it ....

6387547 the tragedy of it all is that I have little writing drive right now. If I had to make chapters 1500 words each they simple wouldn't happen.

my be one of the most fucked up things i have ever seen but its god damn adorable

"Ummm, although estrus has turned me into a mindless fucking machine like every female in every mares-in-heat fic ever

exactly how it looks for me most of the time. However i don´t mind it in clopfics, or one-shots.

7007617 Fucking christ, let's change "twice a week" to "twice a year" you fat fuck.

7007621 fuck, I've lost 8 pounds since October. Don't fucking trigger me, cis scum!

7007628 Fuck, I imagined a fat cis kid saying with pudding dripping off his fucking lips.

7007635 Fat shaming and assuming I'm part of the patriarchy? You are literally raping me right now.

*ahem*

I'm going to have to ask you to check your privilege.

7009481 that's right, fedora sperglord. Go back to your basement and Reddit.

7010263 Okay, but you haven't said fucking in two posts.

Raped by molestia

No regerts what so ever :rainbowlaugh:

fuck you've cummed like 5 times and she's still going strong. Did she slip viagra in your coffee this morning or something?

HAH! you couldn't hide it from me!

DO RAINBOW DASH NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanxkxs

Oh god. What is this? Why is this? Why am I reading this?
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