Just a critic who happens to write about pastel colored magical talking ponies

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

God, I'm so sorry.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Guess whose back?!

The greatest source of inspiration for the stories I write is my insane day dreams.

Bringing you everything you don't want others seeing since 1824. Warning: I have no shame.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

A simple writer with complicated taste.

I write bat-pone and moth-pone. I'm an expert on both.

Loves to write, hates the paperwork | Ko-Fi

Write silly, not stupid.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

The Shadow Phoenix.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!

Hiraeth

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

Everything I do is mediocre. Anything good that I do, I do on accident.

I am Oculus, welcome to my page! I enjoy HiE fics and TF/TG fics :D Enjoy your stay!

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

Frequent reader, less-than-infrequent writer.

Gamer,and brony..........duh.

Such Brony. Many Fanfic. So Author Wow

I've been writing fanfiction for a few years now and I have recently come to know of PONY. That is all, actually.

They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

just here for the stories and my fellow bronies

"If you want to get better at anything, you have to be able to enjoy being bad at it." (PFP by @renawoods.bsky.social)

I keep changing this thing, yet I haven't changed my avatar since I signed up... Guess that says a lot about me, huh?

I admit to being a geek. Wanted an outlet to try writing, as it seems to clear my thoughts.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.