• Member Since 19th Feb, 2012
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Brony_Fife


A simple writer with complicated taste.

Sep
9th
2017

Words Are My Enemy · 8:41pm Sep 9th, 2017

Ever since the hurricane, I've had trouble getting back into my groove. Just when I think I've got a good one going on, I lose it and have to work a day or so to get just my motivation back. My concentration broken, my spirit shuddering, I get back in this cold and threadbare chair of mine, forcing my fingers to dance on a keyboard that's losing letters, losing words. The rhythm my fingers dance to is listless, graceless, losing contests of speed and precision.

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Sep
4th
2017

Back in the Groove · 6:28am Sep 4th, 2017

After writing a script for a friend's comic, I find myself more interested in writing. I CAN DEW EET GAIZ.

Onward, to creating more adventures.

Aug
24th
2017

Harvey's About to Make a Dent · 12:26am Aug 24th, 2017

Hurricane Watch in my area of Texas. If you don't hear from me in a while, it's because I'm searching for somewhere higher to hide.

Aug
16th
2017

In Need of Editors!! · 1:50am Aug 16th, 2017

I've finally completed the first chapter of my next story. Now I need editors. Anyone willing to help me out is greatly appreciated.


Rose is the New Noir


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Aug
14th
2017

That feeling when · 5:04am Aug 14th, 2017

When you've been out o f the game f or so long, your writing stinks and it takes you six hours to write ten pages.

Getting old sucks.

Also I lost my "f" key. And copypasting is a pain the plot.

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Aug
10th
2017

Could it be? Is he not dead??? · 4:45am Aug 10th, 2017

Just had three new ideas for stories here on fim fiction. Writing them up now. More info later, but for now, let it be known that Brony_Fife is not dead. If you're curious about what these stories are about, check the hashtags for clues. ;)

Jul
30th
2017

Equestrylvania fan art??? · 3:44pm Jul 30th, 2017

So Purple Patch has drawn a bit of fan art, not just for me but for quite a few authors. Observe:

At the bottom right is Patch's (apparently) favorite Equestrylvania villain, Whisper White. Now I'm just waiting for a color version of this so he's easier to spot. :p

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Jul
17th
2017

Netflixvania, and why I'm not a fan · 3:17am Jul 17th, 2017

Let me get something out of the way.

I said in my previous blog, I didn't like this show. And I don't. But I don't hate it either. I don't look at it as an embarrassing stain on Castlevania, like Lords of Shadow or Legends or, most hideously, Equestrylvania. I look at it more as an interesting experiment.

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Jul
16th
2017

Netflixvania · 6:55pm Jul 16th, 2017

So I've actually gotten some PMs here about my opinion on the new Castlevania series on Netflix. Allow me to answer them here.

I've binged on it once, waited a day, then binged again -- easy to do since there are only four episodes so far. I think I have absorbed and digested it enough to form a cohesive, precise decision and opinion on it.

My opinion?

...I don't like it.

More on why, later.

May
1st
2016

Ever Have One of Those Episodes You're Really Looking Forward to Seeing and Then You See It And It's Crap? · 4:40pm May 1st, 2016

Thanks a lot for yesterday's episode, Nick. Can't wait to see how you'll chimp out when you start getting criticized on Twitter over it.

Once again, we take something that contains a great concept, but wonky execution. The last episode I can remember Nick Confalone writing was "What About DIscord?", which was shit in a bean can. This episode is beans. Not even the Bush's Baked kind, either: the store-brand variety where it tastes more like salt than beans.

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