• Member Since 19th Feb, 2012
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Brony_Fife


A simple writer with complicated taste.

Jul
30th
2017

Equestrylvania fan art??? · 3:44pm Jul 30th, 2017

So Purple Patch has drawn a bit of fan art, not just for me but for quite a few authors. Observe:

At the bottom right is Patch's (apparently) favorite Equestrylvania villain, Whisper White. Now I'm just waiting for a color version of this so he's easier to spot. :p

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Jul
17th
2017

Netflixvania, and why I'm not a fan · 3:17am Jul 17th, 2017

Let me get something out of the way.

I said in my previous blog, I didn't like this show. And I don't. But I don't hate it either. I don't look at it as an embarrassing stain on Castlevania, like Lords of Shadow or Legends or, most hideously, Equestrylvania. I look at it more as an interesting experiment.

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Jul
16th
2017

Netflixvania · 6:55pm Jul 16th, 2017

So I've actually gotten some PMs here about my opinion on the new Castlevania series on Netflix. Allow me to answer them here.

I've binged on it once, waited a day, then binged again -- easy to do since there are only four episodes so far. I think I have absorbed and digested it enough to form a cohesive, precise decision and opinion on it.

My opinion?

...I don't like it.

More on why, later.

May
1st
2016

Ever Have One of Those Episodes You're Really Looking Forward to Seeing and Then You See It And It's Crap? · 4:40pm May 1st, 2016

Thanks a lot for yesterday's episode, Nick. Can't wait to see how you'll chimp out when you start getting criticized on Twitter over it.

Once again, we take something that contains a great concept, but wonky execution. The last episode I can remember Nick Confalone writing was "What About DIscord?", which was shit in a bean can. This episode is beans. Not even the Bush's Baked kind, either: the store-brand variety where it tastes more like salt than beans.

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Apr
16th
2016

Important Question · 12:00am Apr 16th, 2016

Who here has a Google Hangouts?

I've been using a Google Chromebook for the last year, and throughout that last year I've drifted away from my Skype friends because apparently Google has no interest in allowing a Skype app on the Chromebook. So if you guys are interested in having boring conversations about sour cream with yours truly, you can find me at gagnose26@gmail.com.

Hope to hear from you guys soon!

And for a bonus, here's some silly pony.

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Apr
12th
2016

one of the things I hate about writing · 5:08am Apr 12th, 2016

Is writing for hours... only to get maybe two or three sentences actually done.

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Apr
9th
2016

Just saw the new episode · 10:33pm Apr 9th, 2016

Tree Hugger as an art model was probably the single most amusing thing in this episode... save for Bulk Biceps. My God, that guy is written like he's a bullhorn starring in its own sitcom.


YEAH! YEAH! YEAHHH, YEAAAHHHH!

And yes, I saw the shipping between Apple Bloom and Tender Taps.

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Apr
8th
2016

That Feeling When... · 11:33pm Apr 8th, 2016

...you aren't looking for any new ideas for a fic, yet stumble across one anyway?

Like, we're talking a great one here. One that homages the gritty action flicks of the 80's. Think Mad Max meets Escape From New York, with a healthy dollop of The Running Man.

In another time, another place, Equestria was never founded. The pony tribes remained separated and torn apart by war.

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Mar
6th
2016

Doesn't look too different around here · 6:51pm Mar 6th, 2016

I guess I'm alive, then.

Hey, guys, it's me. A lot has happened in the past nearly three months that has kept me from both writing and this site. The bad news is, obviously, I haven't gotten any writing done. The good news is, it looks like I'm part of a new radio station that plays "geek" music. :3 So my life has finally been improving.

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Dec
12th
2015

The Feature Box Never Ceases to Disappoint Me. · 2:50pm Dec 12th, 2015

Sadly, neither do the authors on this site.

We're all well aware of bandwagons, and how they get annoying almost right away. Human In Equestria, Five Nights at Freddy's crossovers, Cosplayer in Equestria, something about peaches...

...and now we have a fad about writing about a character... masturbating.

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