Getting pretty late in the day so let me make this quick.

Crusadervania is certainly happening, but I need help picking a cover! Here's what I have planned:

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Be honest, how many of you looked at that title and thought I was gonna talk about Fallout 4?

But yes, I'm talking about that fan fallout regarding the last five or so minutes of the S5 finale. And now that the fires have cooled down a bit, maybe it can be met with some thoughtful debate.

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So yeah, great finale. Great finale. Except for the fact that, uh, well...

Easily one of the most dangerous villains in the series has twisted time multiple ways did it and was forgiven for it just because. Her excuse is that she had a friend who moved away after he got his cutie mark.

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OK, so S5. There's a lot to go through, so I'll keep this brief.

Firstly, I haven't seen all of them. Do Princesses Dream and Rarity Investigates! have eluded me for some time and I haven't had the chance in these past few days to watch them and be truly caught up in this season.

You already know my feelings on Cutie Markless, so let's just tackle the others.

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OK, I'm gonna make this quick. Just checking in here, giving everyone a happy Thanksgiving, and please be safe tomorrow! Shop smart, buy online, don't get trampled. Before then, just enjoy the turkey, the cranberry, the stuffing, and the company. Though I'm sure the turkey's tastier.

Happy Thanksgiving, all!

Believe it or not, I have in fact been keeping an eye on the newest season, and now that the final episode of S5 is upon us, I think I need to reveal my thoughts on at least a few of these episodes. Please keep in mind, these ARE opinions. And because they're mine, they're absolutely correct and I can't help it if you're wrong.

Read on past the page beak. Er, the peg break. The pig brake! The, the line! Read past the line!!

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Okay, so I just got through having some surgery on my feet, nothing big, nothing major. But it greatly reduces what I'll be doing over the weekend, so obviously, I'll be hard at work on my projects, one of them being Crusadervania.

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I should just confirm it now.

Equestrylvania's time is over. I am so done with it.

I have learned that the biggest mistake anyone can make when writing a story is making the damn thing too big. I've pressured myself into writing and writing and writing, but the story meanders and spreads and never attains the overall goal of its plot, which was to simply kick Dracula out of Equestria.

So yes, it's over, I'm done with Equestrylvania.

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I'm sorry that I'm not putting much on this site.

Okay? I mean that. I really do.

I wish I could focus more on No More Ponies and Equestrylvania, but for the past few months, in addition to the storyline fuckup and the subsequent burnout it caused me, I've been up to my nipples in work. Stage performance turned out to be much more demanding than I anticipated, and so, I'm quitting my burger-flipping job to focus more on it.

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So I just completed writing and editing several future scenes for Equestrylvania. I'm feeling pretty good about myself, and get started on the scene that would connect them all so I can finally start publishing more chapters, and then

then

goddammit

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