A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

A knight in Shining Armor has never had his metal truly tested.

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

Made from 100% potato.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

The unofficial genius inventor of Potato Bass. Musical applications - Questionable https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCKUnOYcUs5fpwtT5-A_-3Hw

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

After a few years of watching the show ideas always continue to bubble up in my head now's the time to release them.

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

Formerly Winter Solstice, Literally Sunset Shimmer, Discount Off-brand!

Trees, birds, bees.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Third-party archival project, do not contact Fimfiction staff for support.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

I want to write some stories, hopefully good ones. Occasionally stuff will pop to my mind and I just want to write. Let's see how this goes eh?

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Yo! Down with Chrysalis, or DWC for short here! I'm here to read great stories and write out my stories. DOWN WITH THE HIVE QUEEN! DOWN WITH CHRYSALIS!

Pithy Statement

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)

Yes, my avatar is looking OP, but it is merely a transfer character I have that seems OP, but not in the sense you are thinking. Think multiverse. And there are way stronger worlds out there.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

Deadhorse.

Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving

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