For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.
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Given that she was offering to take saucy photos of Sparkshower, I'm pretty sure she'd know how to use a camera. XD
Artemis was already able to hit someone with lightning using a regular spear, now she gets equipment designed to do that already and more.
She's going to be unstoppable.
As soon as I heard the phrase, Spear and Magic helmet, I thought of Elmer Fudd opera singing.
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Any schmuck can take a picture, but a good picture of a fast moving object is something else
Next time on Everyday Life With Guardsmares...Sparkshower's great disappointment or Why you don't go around making assumptions.
So, Honour has the first working car in Equestria, and Artemis now has a magic hat and spear. What's Lily and Eb going to get to match these toys?
nothing better to lift the mood then a new "toy" :D
It does not surprise me that Sparkshower knows about cameras as she is an Airborn scout.
Somwhere in the palace armory is a camera with a harness that is assigned to her. Question is if Sparkshower has access to a Darkroom and Supplies so can she develop her own film? If the Royal Engineer finds out, he might have one built for her.
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Do Equestrian cameras even work like ours? Are they magical? Do their photos need to be revealed in a darkroom?
Heh, magic helmet...
I gotta say Sparkshower, optimism is a wonderful thing, but you need to temper that enthusiasm with a bit of realism or you're going to keep being disappointed.
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Now that’d just be mean to pile on top of her disappointment of a coltfriend, so I trust that whatever she got, while maybe not all that “special” specifically by Valkyrie standards, is still going to be a decent cut above regular army gear. (Plus the box it came in does indeed seem to suggest a spear to me.)
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That rather sounds like a tentative ‘yes’ so far. The finer details may still differ from the exact processes we used to use before digital cameras kind of took over, but if that becomes important, well...it’s the kind of story that’s probably going to tell us about it.
Do Equestrians know how to make bombs?
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Glamerspear knows how to make Jägerbombs, does that count?
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She also said that photography was her hobby even before joining the Guard and that her now-ex bought her an expensive camera.
The second i saw that i knew instantly what you were referencing. And confirmed it in the end!
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Speak of the devil, and he shall be linked at the end of the chapter. :P
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My mind went Ancient Greek.
...
I've been playing Immortals: Fenyx Rising.
Ohhh boy! Possible equipment upgrade?
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"Hey Lily? What does the bomb part mean?"
"I don't fucking know. I just drink it."
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Hot.
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They have cannons, apparently (as mentioned by Hoofstrong in the previous chapters), which may mean they might have a rudimentary understanding of gunpowder.
"Spear and magic helmet?"
"Spear and magic helmet!"
Go to your room.
I'd be amused if it turned out to be ordinance.
Like a weaponized thundercloud.
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Okay, I knew Growler's name was a clue! But I was thinking this growler: Boeing EA-18G Growler - Wikipedia Instead of this growler Growler (jug) - Wikipedia
I SEE THAT REFERENCE YOU WILEY COYOTE, DON'T THINK I DON'T!!! GENIUS.
Dat was the wabbit!
I bet it's not what you think it is. Not that I really have any idea what else it might be.
Or maybe, given Growler's apparent ancestry, it's a collapsible still... Sparkshower could do with a quality booze-maker.
The one thing that I liked most about this story? The comments. This was my most favorite:
Or something like that...
Of course now I'm wondering if the sole reason that you named them the Valkyries was to do this joke.
Speaw and magic hewmet! Love seeing that referenced. Of course, now I'm picturing Ebonshield doing the "Caaaaaan't you see I'm so much sweeter? Leeeeeet me be your senoriter" thing from The Barbershop of Seville.
I love this fic.
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I recall scootaloo having a Polaroid camera when she met 's parents
Now I am very interested on what this is.
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Wiki is wrong. A growler is by definition made of metal. If it's glass, it's a demijohn. Though some call it a "carboy" which is less wrong.
Source: 15 years of home brewing, and a great uncle who was shot by prohibition agents and a great grandfather who was shot by RUC excisemen.
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This story also isn't set in that Equestria. Note the AU tag.
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Have one myself, and yes, it's stainless.
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Vodka bombs, Jager bombs, whiskey bombs, you ask me though, I think Bourbon Bombs are the best
I wonder if Anon is going to look at a heavy metal jug with sloped neck and narrow nozzle, and see a pulse jet?
Friendship ended with Huckleberry
Spear and magic helmet new best friend
Wow, way better than my guess!
"Spear and a Magic Helmet"! Loony Toons fans everywhere had a field day with this! I know I did!
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Thank you kindly.
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Uhh...Anecdotal evidence is not a valid source for the general definition of a word. Maybe that's how your family's always used it, but that doesn't mean that's how everyone uses it.
...huh. I was thinking it'd be a pet.
Upgraded from flying Tank to flying Tank with magic support?! Cant tell that to surprising since with her physical prowess its pretty mutch maxed out. So only harder lightweight armor or enchanted equicment will improve this mare. Great chapter
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More like how to handle the object/individual thats about to be shot.
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Homing missile with sniper aim? I dont want to be on the bussness end of that spear
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That would be bitter
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Enchanted daggers and enchanted mana amplifier?
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Good point. Would be usefull for both
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Good point. Unless told i guess yes...?
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Chemical or magical? One of them for sure
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Whats that? Sounds like bombs straped to a interceptor lile BF/ME 109.
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I really hope so. Max lvl physic + top gear = badass
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Dawww... Nice exchange
Spear and magic helmet?"
"Spear and magic helmet!"
"Magic helmet?"
I see your Looney Toones reference, and I approve.👍
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Me too.
It could be something other than a Spear 'n Helmet though. We haven't seen it yet.
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Somehow i want to See that xD
Oo geeees Sparkshower...
It be that way. When you're not in the mood, you don't feel
hungry.
May have
I foresee disappointment.
Lol. You weren't there, Corporal, so I guess you snooze.
A little older, a little wiser, a little sadder.
Huh. I was actually thinking more along the lines of Valkyria Chronicles when you described the spear and helmet. That game has Valkyries in it, but they're some kind of super powerful magical humans that can cause untold destruction with nothing more than a lance and shield to channel that power through.
The lance does pretty much what you described here, but is better described as putting a starship's main cannon to shame. The shield can expand and deflect even tank rounds without so much as a scratch. No helmets though.
There’s a reference I haven’t come across for a number of years. Need to go back and watch some of the old Looney Tunes.