For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.
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Knock it off with the precision shots, go to airbursting flak.
It's your own dumb fault for closing to unarmored melee with an earth pony.
YES.
I am enjoying this very much. Please continue.
Oof
She is tired, brush, dirty, and wet and still keep protocol and put back on her armor. Shining Armor would be proud.
And when they come to their destination all the mares just earn a hot relaxing bath. Because they just prove to be real troopers
ooooooooohh aaahh dam, autch
Can we all agree, at that velocity and a full kick from an earth pony, Duck has probably just been neutered.
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Could have been a whole lot worse. Earth ponies can grab with the rear hooves. It's meant for places and times you would need extra traction But once they Lock in a Hold, they can PULL.
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I wouldn't be surprised if his **** was kick so hard that it retracted into his body and became he became a mare.
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So she did the world a favor.
Hope these bastards all get what they deserve.
They're like a bunch of Jocks all trash-talking about which cheerleader they're gonna bang next.
Neuter the damned lot!
Duck just got mallarded so hard, he is now valid for the Darwin award?
Unicorn verses fast moving pegasus. Grit cloud? supercritical ic ing cloud? Glue fog? Then again, is an offensive only, doesnt have the ability to invert her shield and wrap it round her attacker?
Wonder if being bronze, that long piece of metal can bend, or even wrap around someone if they hit hard enough sideways?
Pretty sure none of the stallions present would willingly get within 100 yards of Honour at this point.
I've got nothing but smilies for Honour Bound. The Cockyness of this entire squad needed a little kick.
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I'm very excited to see how the rest will fair.
She aimed for the chest and he reacted fast enough to let her miss it... Only to hit his balls. That is poetic justice. That guy need a medic badly...
1 - 0 For the team but two are still in hot water.
1 more victory to pass and 2 to get Celestias sanctioned mission done in time.
Great chapter.
My profile pic describes how I feel about this chapter.
Amazing.
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Interesting and a good point. After some time to think about it, I can see how unlikely that hope would be.
Silvadel said something similar. Much like you, Silvadel pointed out how little Clesetia would be able to do. I decided that the best 'realistic' scenario would be a private meeting. Nothing serious, just a meeting of Celestia explaining how thin the ice is for Kilfeather.
Perhaps even that would be too much, after all, he is working within the law. Hopefully, Anon's own guard will continue to literally kick them in the balls and teach them not to mess with them.
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Read chapter 16 with that hope in mind.
It's really too bad none of Anon's guards were MP's...
Sparkshower needs ot have a better attitude about this
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Sparkshower's problem right now is that she is not the dragon. She needs to BE the DRAGON. Would a dragon be running for cover, looking for a cloud to hide in? Would a dragon be in any way intimidated by this giggling fop? No, she would not.
Ouch. When you hit something that hard, your cutie mark should add a gemcutter's chisel.
Because those were the family jewels.
"And this is how DUCKYA was born."
You got what you deseved...DUCKYA
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Why do they need the third to finish in time? The third would only make the challengers have to quit.
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They have the Inspection equicment only for a very limited time rented. Task to do:
- travel to mine
- inspect the mine
- travel back to Canterlot
- return the equicment to there respective owners. They are on a very tight time table.
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Right, but how does winning the third fight help with that?
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If you re-read it you might notice they agree that they cant re-challenge there group on the way back to Canterlot.
I'm thinking one mare is gonna lose their duel, then on the way home when they gotta do the challenges again Anon will fight Kilfeather himself and kick his ass.
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I thought Anon's clarification on Kilfeather's condition was that even if they didn't sweep a win Anon and company wouldn't be harassed by them on the way back?
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I hope not, none of these shit-stains need to reproduce.
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That's very likely.
Kickey in the nuts. I know that pain... It's very easy to remember since hitting them shuts down temporary some organs and the pain is very... Persistent...
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Never ever enjoyed someone getting kicked in the balls so mutch. Very nice
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Celestia's finest
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And nothing was lost that day
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Daaaaamn... That idea alone hurt me
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Magic
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Nice
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The Darwin Award exists for a reason...
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Perfection
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Stone solid pun
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Absolutly priceless
Legendary nut shot! He will have blue balls for a looong time 👍
I hope Honor meets him one day again and ask him how his balls are. Perhaps even if he want a rematch ♤