For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.
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Ok, we got the message Honor, you don’t like Lucretia. It would be nice to see who has the largest tuft between Sparkshower and Lucretia….
Damn it, Corporal, keep your guard up! I know you deserve this more than anyone, but keep your guard up!
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Is that Fluff Envy I see?
Lucretia McTuftychest is my favorite
Carmen is crafty indeed. A seduction put forward under the twin guises of religious ceremony and foreign hospitality. That makes it very hard to refuse without causing a serious incident.
This dirty cheater didnt use by any chance a drug or Aphrodisiac?
Sweet water?
Now Im worried about lead pipes etc.
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Without being familiar with human body chemistry, that could go wrong several different ways. Accidentally poisoning a foreign dignitary, or him being unaffected and hopping mad about attempting to roofie him and successfully doing it to his guard.
I'm getting more Castle Anthrax vibes than Bene Gesserit here.
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Sparky, of course.
She’s got more static lift, you see.
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Very entertaining after we learned of the context
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When the taft get wet its perfect to strangle someone to death... Coincident? Dont think so...
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Pretty sure they drugged her... Its rather common in the politics of middle age etc.
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I would probably pointing out how his death would be nothing more than a inconvenients for Marcos...
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I rather are about drugs and other substances than accidents via unfitting pluming...
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That *would* be hilarious, or perhaps the effect fizzles since he still doesn't consider equines sexually attractive.
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Yes... hilarious. Date rape often is.
</sar, of course>
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more? we're blessed
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Do you see a non-con tag up there in the story description?
Praise Shai Hu-Moon!
Well hello old friend. I suppose this is my irregular surprise prompt to go and read Dune again.
Glad I'm not the only one getting roofie vibes out of Honor's reaction.
This whole situation makes me anxious af and you're just gonna cliffhanger me like that? Gettin' balls like a smurf here.
Nice chapter, as always.Long quotes today, so bear with me here.
hmmm, I WONDER WHAT COULD BE?
in short, NOPE.
YUP, NOTHING WRONG OVER HERE
Lady....YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER HIM LIKE THAT, stop please, you are embarrassing yourself
Edit.:
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Same thoughts here
BRUH!
Tbh there's nothing more scary than a religious "cult" that believes in purity above all else but is so far away from it than it's almost in denial
Anyone else get goosebumps/tingles from the massage section?
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Oh damn, things are getting steamy (no pun intended XDD), poor Honour gotta stay vigilant... And let's hope Anon will get through this without a hitch...
Some kind of mana-based revitalization drink? Batponies seem to have a fragment of all the races, so it could be a kind of mana potion. I see people mentioning roofies, which is maybe understandable, but I think it's more likely something that just doesn't agree with Honor's physiology. Either way, Anonnymous seems mostly immune to the magical fare given the way he's just talking shop.
"You are very tense indeed, sister. Has it been some time since your most recent orgasm?"
shattering sounds of a 1000 mirrors xD
halfway troue i thought bound is about to blow a gasket ore something xD
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If you mean the fizzy, sweet drink that they gave to the RE and Honour it's literally just the same natural water the springs have that goes throughout the whole sanctuary. You can read Sister Lucretia filling up the water from the same source that all of the pools are filled from.
Natural water rich in minerals such as iron or calcium can have a sweet taste when found in rich quantities or when one has a sensitive palate.
https://www.waterlogic.com/en-us/resources/water-problems/why-does-my-water-taste-sweet/
As for the fizziness, certain sources of water can be naturally carbonated, specifically those near volcanic areas.
http://www.finewaters.com/water-and-food-matching/flavor-taste-of-water/32-natural-carbonation
But you do are right. Mineral-rich, naturally carbonated sources of water such as this one were prominently sought out for their supposed curative effects just as the Lunars and bat ponies do in the Rookery.
Uh oh
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Something will most likely get in her way. It is the way of the universe in these kind of fics. If it isn't an outside interference, it will probably just be Anon and his cluelessness of mares.
Was this a dare to see how many synonyms you could get for "tuft" in a single chapter?
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While I agree, I have a feeling Anonymous won’t be so easy of a target for Mother Carmen.
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XD
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Good points, and that explain a bit, considering everything else being highly thermal up to that part, but with Honour saying it was hot as well, there IS a possibility to have a extra, like alcohol or other such in the mix.
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in this chaper, 13, as in the story so far, good question
If that massage keeps up much longer, Honor's answer is going to change.
It's probably a good thing the others didn't tag along as there would likely be difficulties among our dear "shoes" with self-control at the sight of their illustrious VIPs nude body.
holyfuckthatwasblunt
What're the chances that Honor gets off before The Royal Engineer? Would be kinda' funny to see up front the batponies' efforts working better on her than on him.
"You're not who we're trying to curry favor with!"
"You gib more massage nao!"
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We should also keep in mind that if the Equestrian moon is in any way moon-like, then water is probably normally a very rare commodity for batponies. I fully embrace giving them some serious water worship as a result.
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"You do me a good turn and I'll put in a good word for you."
And yeah. I just assumed it was like Dune turned up to eleven with the reverence for water, mixed with a bit of classic "look how rich we are, you filthy peasants". Wouldn't be surprised if they have a conveniently religiously-mandated monopoly on the collection of water, either, to maintain their control.
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Well purity is very much a cultural matter and we know very little about what Bat-ponies consider pure. So how pure this cult really is we don't know.
I’m guessing we have to wait another two days before the next chapter, don’t we?
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I'm afraid so But never fear, Saturday isn't that far away!
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XDDDD Right?
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Forgot "Her Tuftiness"
jk, that was never used. but it fits!Oh man, now I'm just imagining "Tuft love" as a parody theme.
I knew it! Can't trust those priests and their drug waters
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Though I know you have gotten this story from another source, I am grateful and appreciate you bringing it here and your fine editing. Thank you all.
Lunar vs Anonymous and Honorbound:
Anon will be soon:
When the guard is asleep, the batponies will play. Seems Honours let her guard down. Time to see how this turns out.
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Everyday life with guardsmares: the movie, be like
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Okay. Hopes it’s worth the wait!
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The whole situation sets the back of my neck prickling (Kudos to Bobbles and TheManFromAnotherTime, because I'm not exaggerating). I don't think they're necessarily in physical danger, however vulnerable they're leaving themselves. It's that they're being maneuvered. Honor Bound, his best defense against outside political machinations, is being effectively nullified, and I wouldn't put it past the Reverend Mother to have planned for that too. If Carmen's picked up on Anon's lack of cultural understanding, I absolutely believe that she'll try leveraging it for personal or political gain.
Also, and this is 100% me reading too much into things, if you want to hypnotize someone without them knowing it, this is how you do it. My dumb ass did it in high school, and it wouldn't surprise me if such things are part of the curriculum for becoming a Lunar.
What bugs me the most about this whole thing is that, if anyone deserves to be pampered and blow off some steam, it's Honor Bound. The mare's spent the majority of this story more high-strung than a longbow on Everest. She needs a chance to just relax, and I hate that when she finally gets it, there's more than likely an ulterior motive behind it.