For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.
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Puddin would not thank you for getting ideas and tips from Cosmo, methinks.
https://jezebel.com/cosmos-44-most-ridiculous-sex-tips-5919206
https://betches.com/the-worst-sex-tips-ever-from-cosmo/
Honor has a Jewish Mother? Or was that supposed to be more of a southern dialect? Or Boston scouse?
This can only go one of two ways... Heartbreak. Or mind blowing Yoo Hoo!! time. We can only wait and find out.
Deep topics. Juicy topics~♡ Great chapter
Perhaps the mare gets her rutting one day
A brand New chapter is a very nice thing to wake up to on a beautiful Saturday morning!
RIP
Calling it. The pudding is in the closet.
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Or cheating on her
Love the series but I notice a lack of Ebonshield POV spots
Still, I look forward to reading your stories after shift everyday so thank you
Damn. Atry isn't as chaste and innocent as I thought.
Welp what I said on the last chapter about Honour and Anon...welp nvm lol
And...not to be kind of a jerk, but I think Artemis needs to see other ponies mostly because Huckleberry needs to work on a lot of issues on his own, like a grown up, plus I really don't feel like Artemis and him are on the same page or want the same thing and that usually leads to a terrible relationship and/or breakup.
There is a crime currently being committed.
That crime is not being able to give this story more than one upvote.
I see what you did there.
Awesome an authentic as ever. Keep up the wonderful work!
This is one of those surely entertaining Chapters, just like and especially yesterday's update. However, I can tell you that I cannot wait for tomorrow's update, as it will start to cover one of the most interesting and unique aspects of this story...
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You will not want to miss tomorrow's update, then. 🦇
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Or both!
Not knowing the source material (if it even went into it) but I'mma hold my opinion on Pudding until we see him "in person". Could just be a normal but soft guy in a long distance relationship.
Also huzzah for another chapter, hope Honor has a fun time and also hopefully Ebon will get to try Anons oversized tea kettle on wheels :P
Kind of feel bad for Huckleberry. Seems like he’s enough of an introvert that his relationship might be on a bad path.
I wonder if Anon will get interrogated by Twilight at the Gala. I can imagine her going full manic mode about his book.
Need a serious Wayne, Colin, and Ryan pony cameo to pop up at some point with a ref like that.
WOW
Puddin' you seriously need to get your shit together man. Sparks needs it. Also try pony viagra at least once.
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That sounds like a southern impression. Reminds me of the New Orleans accent from Deadly Premonition 2.
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It's a Philadelphian accent, which is similar to the New Yorker accent.
Lol.
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It's probably more depression than erectile disfunction. Dude needs to take control and responsibility over his own life but he's struggling against himself every step of the way.
Honor Bound
Wait a minute... Didn't you spell Honor like "Honour" 2 chapters ago as well as throught the story, or is this a twisty change-up? I can see what "U" did.
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It seems I've made an error. Fixed!
Heh.
Yeah. So far he sounds at the very least someone you want to know for some time. Who knows? Your close bond may grow into more.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Dang. I feel I just intruded on someone's privacy.
I still do hope Artemis' and her coltfriend can work things out, but at this point I just want her to be happy.
I feel Lily ans maybe Ebonshield talk to her Pudding during Gala be like:
"Take the lead dude, she want this... really hard"
And smile during this.
Great now Bound might be gettin some?
Ship: We're takin on water?!
Me- Deadpan: You don't say.
Is this a "Who's line is it anyway? " reference?
I swear to god, I've been getting a feeling for a long while that Artemis and Huckleberry's relationship would be heading to a sad end. Either by one party cheating or something else.
This is definitely fueling that feeling.
Inconsistency or lie? Hard to tell with her.
Also I'd advise avoiding the Temple District. Nothing but thieves, corrupt guards, cuntish authors and vamponies around there.
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Yeah, I've been getting the same feeling. Particularly in a "he's just not that into it" sense based on some of what she's said..
A potential love interest for Honour showed up. How unexpected.
Lily show again that she has no shame or tact. Not a real surprise!
Sounds like Sparks and Huckleberry need to have a long talk about their relationship. There are clearly issues that need to be resolved.
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I heard the Cloud district was pretty nice. Have you ever been there?
10591316 GET OUTTA HERE NAZEEM!
Jk, nice joke there, really got me to laugh.
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Whatever is going on between Huck and Artemis needs to be hashed out before she starts seeing other colts.
I mean, unless she wants to possibly destroy any hope of a relationship with him.
Who wants to bet that the colt will be a cheating son of a bitch?
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Oh no... what have you done? The flashbacks...
<<playing Sims 4>>
(Buys bush, places bush)
'This Sim would like to WOO HOO in the bush with someone.'
"Wha- THAT ISN'T WHAT I BOUGHT IT FOR! NO!"
(Whim cancelled, new whim)
'This Sim would like to Pee in the bush.'
"You have a TOILET! With heated seat! And a Bidet! NO!
(Whim cancelled, new whim)
'This Sim would like to Nap in the bush.'
"What is it with you and this bush? You have a bed, or a sofa. And you hate being outdoors! ...Fine. Just, get it over with."
(Whim achieved)
'This Sim has a sore back from sleeping outdoors, this Sim is stressed about wide empty spaces from spending too long outdoors
(new whim)
'This Sim would like to WOO HOO for a baby in the bush with someone.'
"WTF?! What is wrong with you? You don't even have a S.O.! No way you can achieve that.
(Whim cancelled, new whim)
'This Sim would like to Pee in the bush.'
"WOULD YOU LEAVE THE BUSH ALONE?! LEAVE IT ALONE, THE BUSH HAS DONE NOTHING! NO!"
(Whim cancelled, new whim)
'This Sim would like to WOO HOO in the bush wi-'
"F@#% this, I'm getting rid of it!"
(Bush sold, whim cancelled, new whim)
'This Sim would like to WOO HOO for a baby in the bu-'
"We do NOT own the bush any more. No!
<<several dozen cancelled whims later>>
(New whim)
'This Sim would like to Buy a bush.'
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!!!"
<<game ended>>
Never buy either of those two special interactable bushes. They may have improved things since I last played, but it is like a cancer! Once you got it, it keeps coming back up again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and-
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(HMS HonourAnon and HMS CastleBound)
SONAR operator: "TORPEDO IN THE WATER! INCOMING OUR DIRECTION!"
Captain of the 'Anon': "Which of our two ships is targetted, SONAR?"
Captain of the 'Castle': "And incoming on which beam, SONAR?"
SONAR: "Too far away to tell yet, Captains! I can't even tell if it's one torpedo or more yet, but it's headed our direction from the starboard!"
Captain the 'Castle': "Helms! Take evasive action! Brace for impact!"
Captain the 'Anon': "Say your prayers and prepare rescue gear! One of our ships may be going down!"
I actually get this reference and I’m not quite sure how to feel about that.
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i want to know the reference, yet dont at the same time
He he he i like that guy... go get em Honour!
Hehehe, yeah... old friend..
Thats in dirty minded Mare there. I like her xD
Wha... Lily, you broke Sparks!
Wow... indeed...
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Hehehe yeah .. the Sims are awesome xD
Gossip giiirrrlll
Dang, now I wanna go visit a spa and see what all the rage is. It sounds like fun... if you want to be touched at all, even if just to ease the tension in your muscles.
Woah, wait. Their assignment only last three months? As in after three months the all get assigned to a new vip?
Sometimes a gentle lover is needed. Sometimes a savage lover is needed. But always is stamina and patients needed to set the firework up and ending it with a big bang...
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ABSOLUTLY PRICELESS
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Totaly worth it
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Call the police! I demand using both tumbs i have, also to be able getting them counted!
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Awesome idea. Nerd gasm ahead
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Probably a mama boy
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Yeeehaaa
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Plot twist: He wants to be taken for a ride by her...
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i think ether that or they can choose to apply to the same VIP
Мне кажется что Аноним будет в 90? процентов всей книги в одиночестве...
Как то жалко мне Анонима вся его охрана это по русскому языку, его охрана бесполезная его охранники думают только о себе и своих жеребцов...
Мне кажется что Аноним скучает по женской ласки и любви...
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I'm getting Fluttershy vibes from him, personally. He doesn't seem confident in general, he's more cautious than he probably should be, he just might be too considerate of others, he's shy. It's already been said he's a 'Traditional' colt. I'm sure he enjoys screwing her, but he might feel that he shouldn't be yet and that could be the source of him being uncomfortable. He might just be submissive by nature or it coudl be an effect of trauma from something that happened to him in his childhood. We simply don't know enough about him yet.
You could be right, though.
Ok, after that chapter I decided that I need a spa day myself!
The only question is what kind of spa and massage, when I google it the selection is rather huge.