For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.
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I've been waiting for this all day. Good to see it just as I go to bed.
Honour is learning things! Just... maybe not how to float.
Nice relaxing chapter sprinkeld with lore
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I waited since yesterday
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Her heart is to heavy. Maybe the VIP could lighten it so it flys.
Seems like he's had a couple of adventures under him by this point in life.
Thanks for the update Bobbles, hope you're well.
Whinnywise: “Aw, can’t float, Boundy? I can teach you to float! We all float down here. . .”
Dunno why that’s what came to mind, but there it is. Also, I don’t know that I’ve ever read a story that made me so badly want a like button for individual chapters. Can’t wait to see what’s next!
One of the top things I look for everyday is another chapter of Guardsmares.
I have a question. Since the whole family thing is much looser for bat ponies does Ebonshield have any kids that we simply haven't heard about?
Huzzah! This Anon is too wholesome for you thirsty buckers! Go back to your horny caves!
I'm glad Anon mentioned his position on one-night stands. Hopefully that keeps Purity from worrying about not getting far with him. Seems like Honor's working herself into a spiral, though. She needs a therapist before she gets trapped in that brain of hers.
I’m absolutely loving the details in this story so far. It’s such a satisfying read.
Wonder what civil engineering projects Anon has worked on or just seen?
ITER? Yangzee Dam? Alps Tunnels? Apollo?
Dude nice
Whew, I'm finally caught up again.
So it official, Anon will never get laid. We might as well look at the other 4 and see what happen because that ship will never gonna a sail
What if there is a bat pony plot to make canterlot erupt?
That chapter was pretty comfy, I must say.
Oh boy. Sharing a private room in front of the fireplace, eh?
I really need to play Lords of Shadow again. I got hit by the corrupt file bug in the middle of the final boss fight, ejected the disc and never put it back in.
Loving ever second of this. Thanks for doing what you do Bobbles.
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Amen, I have to say this is one of my favorites. I love the way he contrasted Honor's physically relaxed state with her tension headache, it felt all too familiar.
I keep expecting to see some variant of Vamo alla Flamenco in the music.
First he get's his entire bodygaurd Tickets to the "Gala" so that he doesn't have to Pick his "Plus one".
Then the Royal Engineer took his entire Quarternon to a public Spa, for an afternoon of pampering and relaxation.
. . .
The nobles are going to think that he is looking to "Tap" his entire guard, even the Batpony. ...
and the only ponies that will know otherwise will be his Guards, and the Two Princesses.
Cadence meanwhile is going to be looking at Anon with "Unholy Glee", and doing her best not to Cackle like The Wicked Witch of the West.
Honour protec. And she attac. But most importantly, she take nap.
On a more peronal note. I hope she's the one to jump him first.
Am I the only one thinking honour and anon should hook up?
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HERESY!
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German suplex is the best move:
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Welcome to the club. You member number is 999
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Well…I still wish for some Abyssinian ambassador testing if he really is a lost cause.
…or see if those Dracula will ever made a move
I love that, during the entire talk of Ebonshield's mother, Honor was just there trying to float in the water.
Hehe, It would seem Glamerspear's manaburn-induced rant about Ebonshield's overly flowery title was not so off-the-mark as she'd have thought back then.
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I'm hoping for ebanoscudo. In front of her mom, just to make the point.
Dammit, this story is like crack to me.
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He won't sleep around for his own pleasure, at least. Which is kinda smart, given his position. Probably doesn't want any scandal or drama getting in the way of his goals.
Eb sleeps around for the joy of pleasure. Glam does it for material gain. Sparks is firmly monagamous with a bit of dunce bf. And poor Honour just can't figure out what she wants out of life altogether. Her time as a VIP guard has crushed her spirit and faith in her country. And She struggles with low self-esteem.
He left out what he might’ve felt about being in an interspecies relationship. Either the idea has grown on him or he’s just that polite.
Hounour Bound best waifu
I feel like Honour hit the nail on the head in that Anonymous uses his work as a way to avoiding his demons or problems he likely faced when he was plucked from earth and put into Equestria. I doubt an average human would be able to cope easily with losing essentially everything and having to start over in an alien world. Especially one where having children and a normal family might be impossible for him. Work probably provides him a way from avoiding confronting that in addition to being his legacy in a world where children/family cannot be.
I relate to Honour so much
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And Anon apparently has inner demons of his own. I mean the only thing we know is that it happen while he was jogging. We know next to nothing about his life, what sort of person he was. If he left things unanswered…if there were a person that he loved back there.
For as far as we know. The act broke his heart and he made a swear oath not to let it happen again, so rather than self loathing and looking at the past he went and play the only cart he had left, his brain and his knowledge. He bet everything in industrializing Equestria, and just for a strike of luck he took the jackpot.
Now somewhat build again he has nothing else but to learn everything this world would offer…but that scar? That scar might never heal, that type of broken heart if there was, not even Cadence herself would be able to heal.
I'm still hoping Anon ends up with all of em, because I could see Celestia setting that up by giving him guards in the first place. But it makes me wonder will there be a chapter where Anon just pours his heart out about his displacement, being the lone human? If so I hope there is a nice big pony pile hug.
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I LOVE the idea Celestia did that intentionally, but I would love it even more if he didn't date any of them, and made Celestia frustrated.
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You are kidding right??... Cadence will go full bore Joker laughter or the predator laugh from the first predator movie
Well she had higher orders, so screw you mom ya fucking HERETIC
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Cadence tries not to do that in
front of Shining ArmorPublic. She thinks she has an image to maintain.The thing is, that while he may not realize it, Anon is Courting His Guardmares.
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As Hilarious as I would find that, as a romantic I'd hate it. Though with romance with Anon seemingly nonexistent (atm) It's the worlds slowest burn. And he's still a workaholic, if I remember the first chapters right Celestia wants him NOT to work himself into an early grave.
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Why do I get the feeling something’s gonna come up while Anonymous is napping?
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That is entirelly possible and i cannot believe i didn't think of that before ._.
Bound is really turning into, Anon's little spirit! Good for her.
Grow, my little pony, grow!
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I believe there will be a moment like that. If I remember correctly, it's after a spot of drinking.
Time flies when you're having fun, but when I looked back at the word count I did a double take. This has been a blast. And it's just getting better!
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Dont worry Anon got this:
Reading these chapters out in the field is pretty fun lmao. Sitting in the back of the gun all the hatches locked up with a semi working heater in the snow and cold lol.