For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.
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Welp guess I was wrong about the letter.
I can see this going two ways, either this letter (and pictures) finally get Huckleberry to come to the gala or he breaks up with her for 'not being that innocent country mare I used to know' and how Canterlot has changed her. My money is on the later honestly but I've been wrong before.
I have a feeling this letter will not go well.
Geez, girls.
We want Sparks to be apologizing, not intimidating. And the writing seems so formal. Words like "shan't" being used. Then it devolves into a mess of promises that need to be fulfilled, and I get Sparks has needs and probably really does want to get ravaged by the guy, but I'm certain they both lack the experience to make it even close to as salacious as it is in the letter.
If I was a bumpkin without the internet and I got a letter like that, my first thought would be "Christ I gotta jerk it.". And then after I finished that it would be "where did she learn this stuff? Has she changed that much since I saw her last?"
The letter's no more honest than the last one because she's not writing most of it.
...REALLY NOW, IM SUPRISED!...two lett-OHHHHH NOOOOO!!!.
"Wait, you sent the letter where?!"
Truly a mystery for the ages, Sparky!
So Ebonshield's betting that no stallion can resist when their girlfriend says "I'm down for anal," huh?
Well, if the previous letter didn’t already, then this one (assuming it does end up getting sent and not completely forgotten amidst other upcoming shenanigans) is pretty much guaranteed to cause some sort of explosion.
Which needn’t be a bad thing, mind. If “Pudding” should happen to actually be serious about the relationship after all despite the assorted suspicions raised in the comments here, for example, then something like him finally getting off his lazy arse and suddenly showing up in Canterlot unannounced to demand some answers could end up being exactly what the doctor ordered to help finally clear the air.
Shit! She knows about the sock!
This mare is on fireAAA
Great chapter
Oh my god this had me busting a gut. And I knew exactly where the conversation was headed when Lily mentioned pictures. Oh man, Huckleberry has no idea what he's in for.
Good stuff. I'm also waiting for the many ways this could go wrong.
Again, Artemis is a precious cinnamon roll that must be protected.
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But whose dirty photos are underneath that sock?
Echoing the sentiments of "this might backfire", but damn I really really hope it doesn't. Poor Sparkshower </3
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You're asking the real question.
Oh, please, please do not swap the calling card and the love letter by mistake...
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Oh typhoon
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Bold of you to assume it's a "who".
Ah, so that's what that Red Tag at the top is for.
Nice.
Some engineer's totally going to find an errant photo dropped somewhere...
Purity's totally not to blame!
oh nooooo....
Lily don't do this to poor Artemis
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She's so painfully innocent it hurts.
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To think a battle-trained mare in armor could still retain such innocence...
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I am currently in a bubble with my father and grandmother as there are Covid cases on the island of Barra. I may not get down to my own house until the 28th or 29th.When I finish the drawing and colour it in, then I will need Dad's help in scanning it and uploading it to here. Unable to use my own laptop as a several keyboard keys are sticky.
It may be a while until you see the drawing.
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Brett, from Brett Ellis, the author of "American Psycho".
And Ebonshield comes out of her room with the young Royal Guardspony stallion under her wing.
Or, maybe, she 'll have gone to the Rookery to pick up a special dress she has down there.
I fear this might be a bit too much for seemingly neophobic Puddin'
This poor filly. This story is going to be the death of her innocence.
Why do I feel a mix-up between the calling cards and the love letter happening?
Drat! I'm all caught up.
Hello, Waiting, my old friend.
I'm sitting with you once again.
Because through chapters swiftly sweeping...
I've run myself out of reading.
And story chapters that are written, unposted...
yet to be read, are still ahead.
And so I sit in the company...
of waiting.
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Some would argue that the last part of what I said was redundant.
And if he doesn’t, that’s pretty telling that it’s over. Maybe he prefers stallions?
Sparks you're moron! A stupid, adorable moron!
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Suddenly, Spike was very confused
I haven't read the next chapter yet.... but why do I think the letter with the photos might get mixed up with an official letter to the general causing hijinks. Not the specific message that are sending at the end of the chapter but perhaps a follow up one.
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I have but one upvote to give.
You Got It.
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*INHALE*
https://youtu.be/2tNedUn3TQE
O.O
I stopped reading by chapter 69 (hell yea) until there was a sufficient build up of chapters, and like a raccoon shifting through trash cans at night I'm back.
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Welcome back! You may want to go back 20 chapters though, if you stopped at 69!
Re-wrap
Oof. The wait is real this time.
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Fixed!
'Oh, oh my, oh dear lord—
—oh, oh, b-by the grace, I, ah, Um I uh... I shall have to step aside for a moment... Jeeves, hold the post would you?'
Holy Crow! That letter... how is it not on fire?
Maybe wait off on any evidence that your colt friend is still your colt friend before sending pornographic photos, which could easily be misused by the recipient, or by anyone intercepting her letters.
Pudding would have to be utterly and wholly gay to not come running after reading that lmao get em Artemis!
That’s one way to cause his head to explode I suppose.
Dear sweet Celestia's rock hard nipples, that letter
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