For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.
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Wow, this chapter packed in quite a lot for one entry!
And just like that, we learn something new about our dear (not-so-little) pegasus. Seriously, it’s like peeling back the layers of an onion with this mare!
....If only Anonymous knew!
This Captain Mailehoof is certainly turning out to be real piece of work. I once referred to him as a ponce in an earlier post, but now I just think he’s a prick.
I think we can all agree that Glammerspear deserves a hell of a lot better.
Oh well, at least we got a nice comfy scene of Ebonshield playing tabletop games with her new beau!
Poor Honourbound. The mare has an absolute talent for turning everything in her life into an emotional cyclone.
The mates are cominghome to roost?
Anon is going to go to town on steel pipe hydraulics and drawn steel wire cabling?
Still waiting to see if knew or heard about cast sapphire glass and spun sapphire fibre constrction beams before he arrived. WIPOX?
This took an awkward turn or three.
Poor Sparks.
Really Need to rein in those assumptions.
Glam being Glam.
Loved the little play by play between Ebon and here current toy. Dark Elves vs High Elves?
And Honour. Why does life hate you?
Loved this little compilation chapter, though personally I prefer the ones that focus one character at a time. That said, this one was nice, as it allows a collection of little Slice of Life views that might not carry a full chapter by themselves.
Oh... dear.
Big misunderstanding there. Hopefully doesn't come back to bite anycreature.
Jerkass captain is a jerkass. Hopefully something comes back to bite him, and not in a good way.
Nerdy batmare deserves all the avocado-flavored cheese puffs or whatever stereotypical nerdy snacks are on hoof. (Damn whoever made the decision to discontinue the guacamole Doritos)
Anon is a big time player and he isn't even trying.
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I think it was Dark Eldar vs Imperial Guard (Sol Militum sounds a lot like Astra Militarum)
"Avarus Ollam," huh? Slipping in a lovely Yu-gi-oh reference as the Pot Of Greed? I like it.
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I feel your pain Purity; much as I love building models, I hate painting models...
You have my respect for knowing SupCom, and it's only slightly diminished by referencing the sequel.
So when's Anon going to teach Sparks how to break in a wild mustang?
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"Know no fear" makes me say at least Astartes, and the golden armor has me wondering if they're Custodes.
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You basically summed up my thoughts on the guards. Fingers crossed that Anon one day gets to explain what this stuff means in his world and figure out what things mean here lol
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I have to say that It didn't appear to me so comfy to me. Gilberto's trump card that technically the rules prohibit the use of unpainted figures (that Ebonshield surely just obtained) to invalidate her win seems like a sore loser move to me, and Ebonshield's "Art of self-control." was sufficiently ominous, especially for someone who plays the equivalent of, you know, https://youtu.be/PaTc81-ZmDw?t=1729.
All in all, it seems that all of the quaternion's partners have turned out to be not as good as they initially seemed, and Honour's real past in her previous marriage has not even been properly explored yet.
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That's right. Anon's swag works in the long run!
Sparks had the best interaction. And I really hope the whole team looks out for Honour at the Gala! She really deserves to be happy!
"How long will it be before this group becomes a herd?! Wait and find out, next on; Anon, Everyday With Sexy and Amazing Guardmares!"
Sonovabitch!
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Oh, for sure.
Trying to get my Stormcast done.... which are sitting amidst my Craftworld Eldar (NEVER Aeldarieeeee), who are next to my Tyranids.... All in various states of assembly/painting (I'm a partial assembly before paint, but the new stuff makes that a little hard, seeing as how it all slots together).
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That works too. Or Spes Muhreens, like Wild Zontars mentioned.
I just thought Classic WFB because I've been playing Total Warhammer lately.
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I'm guessing he'll get his chance, right AFTER a Major Misunderstanding.
Hopefully involving multiple Guardsmares and a Princess or Two.
(Personally, I'd love it if Luna had a thing for him, but I'm just a Luna fan, so don't mind me).
Damn I could not stop laughing at this one XD, Anon will soon go native and I bet this might happen just after the Gala. We might not admit it but all mares have a willing hoof ready to "tap" the human. Its a good story too because there is "gray area" everywhere, Honour has to choose between staying or going, Sparks between aking Anon out or not, Ebon between her judgy Rookery and Anon(Honestly I think she is with Anon all the way) and last but not least Glam who can choose to keep doing her saltines or go for the commitment. All the while there is Power play amongst nobles andvthe like, Anon being... Anon and a few other factors in play. Great chapter and great story really ;3
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When it came to the wargame, I was personally thinking something like Dark Eldar and Space Marines, but that might just be because 40k is my go-to for that arena of gaming.
He also knows about plugs and their many uses...
So many double entendres that Anon doesn’t even realize he’s making. And poor Sparky doesn’t have her helm to hide the blu-ush~!
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Not to mention the clamps and twist knobs.
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And rods and pistons of all descriptions
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To say nothing of belts.
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Okay, new hope: when he gives his formal presentation, he goes into detail about the workings of the pistons, plugs, belts, lubrication, etc. By the end, Artemis looks ready to faint, Lily looks like she's never truly seen him before, Honor looks like she wants to die, and Purity looks like Hearth's Warming has come early. Meanwhile, General Hoofstrong is trying to decide how much of that was genuine innuendo, and Celestia's poker face is visibly cracking as she tries not to die of laughter.
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I'd say just like the sequel but that implies the sequel was just A step down, not 20.
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Then Celestia starts thinking about what she wants to do on her upcoming yearly weekend off.
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I'm almost certain that the sequel started as a mobile game.
Well Spark and Glam seem open to the idea of Anon. Ebons always been open to it, but now we got Honour with some interesting development. I can't wait to see how Anon somehow endears himself to the situation while Castlerook is busy.
Poor Pureza, her colt actually cares about painted miniatures in the game... or is just a bad looser. Both make for a That Guy, at least a little
At least he's willing and eager in bed
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I'd pay good money to see that!
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While I personally liked Honour and Anon the most I kinda would feel bad for Castlerook, he seems like a pretty decent guy.
My personal bet is that Anon might step in between Honour and her ex during the gala as the next big moment between those two. Could be an interesting situation especially since both of them went through similar break ups in the past.
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Later that day
“Luna, would you be opposed to hosting a Bacchanalia this year? I haven’t held one since you’ve been away, and with your return, it seems like the perfect time to bring it back!”
Aren't hollow metal pipes harder to bend than solid ones? I think it was something to do with surface area.
'S why strong men in circuses would bend the solid ones
Been enjoying reading the story, anything special planned for chapter 100?
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Ayyayyayyyayyyyyyyyyy
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Unfortunately there's no direct translation between the source material being adapted and Fimfiction chapter numbers, so it'll be just another chapter, but I think it's a good one.
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¡Ay-ay-ay!
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Depends on material it is made out of hollow copper will bend easier than solid, hollow iron harder to bend than solid
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Pretty sure hollow pipes are stronger per amount of material, not overall
I just loved Artemis' interraction with our oblivious Engineer. Ngl, I would love to read some VDSM between her and Anon. :)
Where do the ponies get leather for their condoms? That sounds like some extreme fetish, given the world xd
Also, can we please get some Purity lewdness too?
I have this feeling that Anon is going to get very lucky very soon.
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Less of a core leads to easier breakages.
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I’m gonna say Minotaur funeral rites: You’re never truly dead until what remains of you ceases to be useful. If you’re a ruler or a hero, your leather is used to help armor or equip the truly worthy. If you’re a disgrace in life, your hide goes straight to the condom factory.
Busy Saturday.
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I like that idea. For multiple reasons.
I think honor has some deep seeded feelings for anon that she hasn't even realized herself. Not even necessarily romantic, could just be a platonic bond they've developed. Either that, or she has a problem with castlerook that she has yet to determine. Seems like the mare's instinct is always to think about her VIP first, despite knowing full well that she has enough tenure in the VIP guard ranks to leave the assignment whenever she feels. Sure, her hangups are rational, but it seems like her gut reaction is to stay, and then she rationalizes why instead of wanting to go and then rationalizing why it's a bad idea.
She reads the book she's been given diligently despite it not being necessary or really even helpful for her job, and she doesn't even comprehend it well enough for her to use the information practically. And whenever Anon steps over his station, she gets upset but I don't think it's because it hurts her, I think it's because it messes with how she sees Anon.
Also, I called Sparks being a pent up ball of repressed sexuality :P
How long does it take you to edit these chapters, Bobbles? You’re really knocking them out fast.
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I usually take about an hour per pass at two passes per chapter, but it seems these extra long ones are getting to me. Fixed.