For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.
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Whoa, is this a preview of the chapter? Where's the rest? Where is it?!
I guess it's believable that she's over her past relationship now. Seems legit.
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You stinker, you had me freaking out for a second, wondering if I hadn't included all of the chapter's content somehow. Sorry, just 3886 words for this update.
She seems a liiiitle bit too forward, compared to her usual self.
I'm betting on the low-burn 'rebound' still being the case.
But, at least the sweet cinnamon bun of a pegasus isn't lewd about things, or anything.
At least not unless bdsm gear is mentioned.Didn't they order corsages in advance many chapters back because they anticipated high demand for them? Back when they were first ordering the suit and discussing lapels/Artemis insisting that Anon needed a real flower because it is a spring festival?
Why are they talking about lapels and having trouble finding corsages now as if that never happened?
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A corsage is something they considered as something to have, but if memory serves, they hadn't actually decided what they would order for the day of the gala. However, I am not going to say that with 100% certainty; there's been a lot of words since I last worked on that part.
She's so adorable. So pure.
And yet so insatiable.
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Oh my god your user pic XD
yay sparks go for it girl :D
and im imagining her making a flyby at the tower to show of on her trip out ^^
At the rate Anons going, he is going to have to order Vodka Martini, Shaken, Not Stirred.
An Aston Martingale at the Games?
This is gonna be a Blast.
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Taking these two comments together and looking up what a ‘martingale’ actually is since I legitimately hadn’t encountered the word ever before...it’s interesting that it gets applied, among other things, to certain types of both horse tack and dog collar respectively. Kind of does make one wonder where in a world that features talking dogs and ponies both a name like that might even come from...
(Alternatively, something else the term apparently also describes is a class of unfortunately flawed betting strategies for gamblers. In the context of someone whose company you’re looking at to provide magical support for fairly heavy industry that would bode if anything even less well. )
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I’m fairly certain it was also mentioned as part of Equestria’s version of Lockheed-Martin.
Somepony is falling for the Royal Engineer. Hard. 👀
And with the gala so close and the possession hangover still going strong, I'm more and more convinced that she will try something there
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I remember them talking about it but never deciding.
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I'm pretty sure a few mares at the gala will notice he is built to be an excellent dancer and possibly be willing look past his looks in hopes of being his partner next time.
I wonder if Anon will get 4 small flowers, one each color as his guards fur color?
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If my memory serves, he decided for a middle of the road option, a lapel that was a flower vase or something silly like that. So I think he's deciding what kind of flower to use in combination with it?
Ah, so your ponies have some size to them, but most noticeable when reared up.
Ah, so we're getting Locksteed-Martingale on the chemical stack scrubbers, are we? That's going to be interesting.
So... Sparkshower's seeming boomerang and confidence flip here are residual mood swings from the nightmare possession, right? Demon-shadow possession is like alcohol, it ain't good for you, but a little bit of it can go a long way into being too forward with your boss.
GO SPARKY GO!
CHASE HIM BEFORE HE GETS NABBED BY A STUNNING CHOCO PONE!
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This is the best version of events.
Pretty sure this men will stand out no matter how well he will dance.
One of a kind in Equestria plus DAT SUIT!
That smooth suit... Damn...
Poor, poor Anonymous. Surrounded by young, attractive mares who want nothing more than his company.
I'm so very glad that such a dreadful fate will never befall me
Every Sparkshower chapter:
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SHARING IS CARING
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Yes, I realise this now...
I, as I write this comment, was just about to edit/delete that comment and apologise.
As a european, I am ashamed, and as a pedant moreso.
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No, there's a blocking request which locks it from playing outside of youtube. Might just be my NoScript though.
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Ah, I realised as much later. Gender is one of the things which I am glad most of English does not share.(Watching you, blonde/blond)
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Did you see that TheManFromAnotherTime made it a bit more into the Gala? I flipped when i noticed.
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I did; Chapter 136 will be what is, at this time, the latest installment.
The way Anon is setting up for the Gala, the Nobs are going to think that he is tapping his entire set of bodyguards. This will leave Popped eyes, Dropped jaws, ponies wondering if they could get away with it as well. ...
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And what he has or does that they don’t. All based purely on jumping to (mostly) unwarranted conclusions, of course...isn’t gossip fun?
10767523 Yeah, I got that. They were taught that when Nightmare Moon returned they would be declaring war on, and subsequently slaughtering and enslaving the Equestrians. And obviously they have to have some time to adjust to what they have been taught all their lives.
I meant every military shown thus far, Equestrian, Batpony, etc. The only time any discipline has been demonstrated has been when somebody is in trouble for doing something REALLY significant. Killfeather and other can say and threaten whimever they want with complete impunity. Real life militray (at least any that function), are not so carefree. Last time I checked threatening a VIP and other such things was grounds for weeks of KP duty. Yet nobody so much as batted an eyelash at it. Then there is Purity threatening to murder what amount to border guards because they disobeyed a direct order from their goddess. Why is that kind of mentality not punished severely? The only way the border guard could become so flagrant with her disregard of orders was if it were a habitual thing.
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For Kilfeather, he's the kind of sleazeball who knows how to play within the rules -- he was very careful about what he did with the Pas de Sabots. As for the batponies, well, you'll find out.
10767082 I appreciate the clarification. It will take me some time to get used to it, given the standard uses if each word used in these stories (mixed with my propensity to read every good story I can).
You are a human in a ponyworld, for lunas Sake.... you stand always out.
Pffff hehehe so adorable xD
Anonymous should watch what he says xD
Just that? He he he
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I’m actually willing to believe that Artemis is in fact looking forward to the dance first and foremost here. I mean, hidden kinks notwithstanding, she’s still the head-a-bit-in-the-clouds romantic of the quaternion; exactly the kind of filly to earnestly dream of getting just about literally swept off her hooves on the dance floor.
It’s whatever her expectations for afterwards may be that could result in a bit of situational awkwardness, although since she does have a very understanding dance partner I’m sure I won’t have to break out the shotgun.
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i think in every thing is a dark shadow. We have only to lern how to deal with it. ^^
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While much of the terminology and organization is modern, in ELWG the military is Victorian in terms of the officer-enlisted divide and the quality of the officers in particular, and back then noble officers absolutely could and did get away with a whole lot of undisciplined stuff (and so did the soldiers).
They're hardly documentaries, but watch the "Sharpe" series or read the "Flashman" books for a handle on Victorian semi-professional armies.
the monsters!
Because no scandal ever arose from the personal pursuits of technical underlings.
He's HER gentlecolt VIP-NAAP and She'll dance with Him if She wants to. And No-one can say otherwise
More Aggression and perhaps sex appeling energy trough the Accursed Shadow aftermath?
Love me some viccy 2.
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*looks at avatar pic*
Huh. Been a while since I've seen the likeness of Osama Bin Laden used. What's in the background?
*zooms in and sees the Twin Towers burning*
Oh God!
Lady magnetic Anon is about to be fabulous
Maybe one or more of his Guardsmares become his personal-mares