For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.
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And this right here is why Ebonshield is my favorite guardsmare.
Given ELF and Dr Brian Mays research, Id think the person who wrote that book wouldve given their left legs for that proof and workings.
PLEASE give a detailed chapter describing the nerd party. Even if there wasn't one in the original, write one anyway.
I wanna read about Purity being walked thorough rolling and minmaxing an O&O character sheet by enthusiastic nerds who make her promise to join their group. Even the master assassin could learn a thing or two about strategy and game theory math and military tactics.
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Oh yes. Beware the genre savvy.
...Luna's Bless you in your Night, Ms Honour....Please everything goes ok...
If it was literally any other character archetype going to that party I could see them just pulling her into O&O, but given Eb's proclivities it's just as likely she pulls them into a gangbang.
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Or, they challenge her to strip blackjack and everypony there is card counting.
Half bat. Half cougar. All mare.
Suddenly a lot of things are starting to make sense.
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"Are those..... knives?"
"Dude, I totally told you she could play a Rogue!"
Heh. Nice.
This one, however, escapes me.
Yeah but we do so shut up, pinky.
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Royal Guard Mares
The Royal Engineer needs a membership to both. There's just no other place for Equestria's lone human to be.
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Rogue? Pffft... She's clearly the Bard.
It's not a codex of horrible dangers. It's a menu of new and interesting "encounters."
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In a society where nudity is normality, won’t at least some of the participants already be, as it were, losers?
Oh hey, a reference to Hyperspace Hyperwars. I wonder if Chrysalis and Shining play in this world.
Woohoo
Divorce? Tough topic... Deep chapter. Love there growing friendship
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Either way, so far the majority of named characters shown have no qualms in sleeping around and being unfaithful. Ebonshield is seen to bring in a different guy almost every night, and Glamerspear went out of her way to sleep with a captain she knew was married who in turn goes out of his way to sleep with anything he wanted behind his spouses back and is apparently known for it. This is just how I see the that particular side of the story.
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Ahhhh...
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Literally!
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Canterlot high society likes to dress up for special occasions; the show taught us that. Given this is the event of the year, nudity wouldn't be allowed.
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A nerdy frat party? I think you and I must have different definitions of “event of the year”.
Man... I didn't realize it had went that far. As more details are revealed, the more I come to understand Honor.
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...It took me longer than I like to get that one.
Ebonshield is just best guardsmare she really doesn't care to lay it all out hahaha
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Once you watch yourself have that kind of mental logjam, then somebody says one clarifying point and suddenly it clears, you understand why the nonsense makes sense.
Two points in response about the different situations, though:
Against Kilfeather, she was used to a spotter supporting with an opponent that was trained to be fast and sneaky about avoiding detection until getting close. It was a battle, which means high stress and only time to react as information came to her senses. No time to spare analyzing things without another attack forcing her to deal with her opponent as primary shortly after the previous.
Against Sparkshower, she always had sight of her target and not trying to avoid anything in a relatively close range training exercise where mistakes would cost nothing, which means low stress and time to think more deeply. Arguably even too much time to think on the details and not combat reflexes, as it was basically a weird form of skeetshooting where the pigeon was in heavy armor.
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She is is clearly the impossibly difficult to obtain hidden character from every Assassin's Creed game. Playing as her means every mission will be a perfect success.
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Where was her accuracy 100%?
Yet another wonderful chapter and I look forward to more. That being said, I can't help but wonder as I read how our dear little group of guards would react if a certain white coated unicorn mare with a red and black striped mane and a lust for booze, among other things, were to suddenly appear at the castle.
Let's see, the next update after this one would be....
Oh hohohoho.
Next chapter's gonna be fun.
where is the original story from?
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The original story is a Greentext written by TheManFromAnotherTime for the "Royal Guard Mare Thread," which is a recurring, or "general" topic on the /mlp/ board on 4chan.
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Unless, of course, you happen to be Princess Celestia.
Wait ...
ΜΛΠ = MLP
ΦΙΜ = FIM
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Buissnes as usual, heh...
I like how lily trys to Help Honour.
Always come prepared.
Oh boy, we getting into Magick now?
I wonder if things would be more or less awkward if someone actually told Ebonshield that she overshares.
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How the hell did I not get that when I read it lol cheeky author is cheeky heheh
Oh thy mighty Divines
Bless this Corporal with a good time.
Maybe someone to love and help her with her issues.
And hopefully Ebon has a fine time with the Nerd Squad
This sure gives nice character development and character bonding towards another.
I see what ya did there
Anon brings a lot of changes, yet everyone has a life the continue to run full tilt. What will stay and who will move on I wonder?