For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.
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ooooh, time for a doozy of a story
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S: Very drunk and with a giant grin "Wow that was so much fun! I didn't knew there was so many ways to incapacitate a pony with only your wings!"
E: Also very drunk "Si, y la idea de que puedes usar solo una pesuña para hacer trucos de cartas es facinante" (Traduction: Yes, and the idea of been able to do so many card tricks with one hoof is fascinating)
L: I have to admit, Honour got us good
S: Yeah I though we were gonna be spending the night talking about colts or something lewd like that" Shower giggles as she and Ebonshield walk to their rooms
Lily giggle for a moment before freezing in place and in a moment of clarity realized that Honour play all of them, to get what she want and stop them from talking about what she wanted. Honour pass by and pet her head before heading to bed "Get some rest soldier, you have first shift tomorrow"
Play spongebob music in the background
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I thought her first name was Stellar.
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Stellar is one of Purity Ebonshield's titles.
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Oh
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Romans To Go The House?
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oohh now that last one is something im dieing to know :D
Looks like Lily might getting the first dare of the night
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Something like that perhaps?
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Clever marrre...
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Priceless
Mh. Kind of a short chapter this time. Was hoping for Honour's PoV as well, but I cant complain. You have been putting these out everyday without fail for weeks now.
We'll just have to see next part tomorrow then. Cheers.
Aggro pone is at it!
The readers & Honor: "They Glamerspear what the mindblowing story behind your getting this honor?"
Glamerspear:
"And the rest... Is classified..."
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And that is why Honour is in charge, Ebonshield might be a Sarge, but for all intents and purpose, it looks like the theseral is still wet behind the ears
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Take another look at Chapter 22.
She plays Spin the Bottle like I play Roulette in Chrono Cross.
Party pooper question but a hell of a question
I've never seen T or D played that way before, don't you usually ask them the choice?
I love the story, and I hate the cliff-hangers! Just when it's getting good, here comes the comment section!!!! GAAAAAH! Can't wait for the next chapter!
I have never been more excited for a chapter. I'm curious about Lily's Ram medal story, and If we get blueballed by the story getting interrupted, ooooooooooh we will have horse words. Neigh I say, NEIGH!
Ebonshield:
– You don't want to be friends with me because I'm black?!
As someone who has literally been compared to an avatar of spite, game recognizes game.
Anyone else feel, hot, bothered, giddy, and a little intimidated by how Honour is playing spin-the-bottle?! Or is it just me?
Sounds like one. But we are all curious.
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Glamerspear: "And after that, I decided to take the booty and get me a wardrobe for the 'salt trade'. But the Order of the Ram caught up to me inland. They gave me a choice: Service in the Guard and I get half the value of my loot, or 'FIFTY YEARS DUNGEON!!!' and nothing for the loot."
Honour: "...You made that up! You a freebooter? HA!"
Ebonshield: "I must admit, the idea seems 'out there' as some say."
Sparkshield: "Ohmygosh, ohmygosh, ohmygosh! You're Captain Flash Arrow?! Captain of The Glamorous Pearl?!"
Honour:
Glamerspear: "No dear, Captain Flash Spearow."
Ebonshield:
Yeah thats a good question!
Is it just me, or are all of the questions being asked during this 'game' heavy hitters? I'm surprised it took this long for the mood to make a dramatic shift.
i'm calling it now, Purity Ebonshield (awesome name btw) is going to be my favorite pony character.
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That is easily one of my all-time favorite Monty Python scenes/skits. Just the imagery of a Roman Centurion scolding Brain like he's a fucking Latin teacher is hilarious. If you, like me, have actually taken a Latin class, and thus knew exactly what they were talking about, and have seen a Latin teacher scold/lecture someone just like John Cleese, it's 100x better.
The Order of the Ram... Well you see...
Celestia and Luna had a bit to mutch to drink and could not decide who take the strap On and pound away, so Lily did pounded them. When she Ram them both into submission they awarded her the Order of the Ram medal.
Mare got stamina for hours on end
Incoming epic story... unless it isn't!
DUN!
DUUUN!!
DUUUNNNN!!!