For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.
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I can't. I just can't.
I loved the rare insight in Anon's character... But I never would have guessed Anon would fire the first shot!
Aw man, ya beat me to it.
You should go for it Soft Choco-Pone, Anon is good people!
If the RE can get Honour to react like that to his Gala suit then he must look absolutely outstanding.
poor guy, i hope he finds someone nice, and not someone who will use him for his status
I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off ya stupid face!
A rich shop or area like that doesnt have runner corns for parasol, umbrella duties?
Still, if Anon is a Sharp Dressed Man, then Ebonshield would be Eliminator?
Wonder who got Legs then, Fleur? Celestia?
Watching the development of Anonymous and Honor Bound’s relationship has been one of the most enjoyable parts of this story. The two are so much alike and yet so very different at the same time, complimenting and contrasting each other in almost everything they do.
It’ll be very interesting to see how their relationship develops further as the story progresses.
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The softest choco-pone, perhaps! Practically built for (sober, consensual) cuddles!
I dunno if Anon fired the first shot here - Honour seemed pretty intent on undressing him, lewd intentions or merely lewd side-effect thoughts.
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"Let's do this Texas style."
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WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THIS CHAPTER AND VERY MINOR SPOILERS FOR FUTURE CHAPTERS(Which can be read by going to the ponepaste of this story).
I can see him getting with some, possibly ALL of his guards. My reasoning:
Sparkshower: Already has a crush on him. This just grows in future chapters. Could still just be rebound feelings, though.
Glamerspear: Likes and respects him, also has a future event that changes her perspective on dating/love.
Ebonshield: Her I'm not sure of. She definitely wants in his pants, that's already been shown. But a long term relationship? Their current relationship seems more like mentor-student than anything else. But could change.
Choco-pone: As this chapter shows, she does like and respect him. But she also has her possibly-maybe-will-they-or-won't-they thing going on with Alex. Need to see how that resolves before anything else.
And Honor Bound is now Tongue Tied. That must be one snazzy tux, to rename your quat commander on the spot like that.
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Applejack Daniels fired the first shot. Anon just quaffed it and rolled with the impact.
Apparently last night got heavy, and not in the "hot and heavy" sort of way.
Poor Anon...
Also "choco-pone" lolAaand there's the core reason Celestia assigned a VIP guard, especially this particular set of guards, to Anon.
I'd personally be super amused if the seemingly least horny of them got to Anon first.
Swagger!!!
Poor anon...putting on a brave face while feeling down by his position and situation
also
Mules get no respect, even in Equestria.
Never have I been more tempted to read ahead
Looking forward to the continuation of this blooming relationship 💜
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Interlude choice this time seems a bit much for a tailcoat suit.
lmao
A WHOLESOME chapter, as always, and boy i LOVE the funny shorts on the chapters.
But man, poor Anon, he puts a brave face on everything, but those little slip-ups, like now, it makes the whole fic so...REAL, you know?
SUUURE, FOR THE GALA OF COURSE!
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Are they soft and chewy, or crunchy?
"I'm going to make you squishy and crunched now, Anon."
A chapter about drunken aftermath, wasted pasts, broken hearts, not to shiny futures and one smooth looking human male worth letting your mane down.
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Drunken adventures
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That our man
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Honor & EB should totaly doubleteam Anon
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Like our current VIP service team
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Nice
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Damn... Now you got me wondering who will be the biggest eye candy of his vip service.
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Honor and Anon forever together ♡
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Give that man a stylish hat
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Who knows... Perhaps Honor finaly takes the rains and get this smooth stud in her conor of the bed
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Lovely nick name
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Time for a vip snuggle season
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Irony at its finest
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Always ma dude
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Karma wasnt to kind to him. Perhaps a special someone will be coming as compensation soon?
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Indeed
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The mark of a great story
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ABSOLUTLY PRICELESS ♡
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Its a lot in that chapter. Not just one smooooth Anon.
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Heh... Nice.
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I normally hate spoilers, but please tell me this is cannon !!!!!!!
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No spoilers, just a piece of comedy gold by Neuro.
Tsundere Choco-pone.
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HA!
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FREE DIVORCE PAPERS INSIDE
my sides! Oh my god!
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I like it for the Choco-Pones; but why does mommy always keep taking the special prizes?
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Anon gets pegged? Anon gets pegged. Probably by Ebonshield. Or one of them rides his face.
The Mare Killer has appeared. None can resist his charm.
I love the character development in this story but God damn I can't tell how Honor feels about Anon at all. Like, in one chapter she tells him that he's unattractive to a pony but his personality is, and then on this chapter she seems really kinda off-put by his actions the night before, but when he walks out in his new suit, he's suddenly hot?
Gah I love it but I'm so confused. Is she starting to like him? I can't even tell.
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*squints*
Ingredients...
32% Buff
15% Guff
24% Duff
11% Fluff
18% U(n)ff
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It almost feels like the Engie could've been Anon's grandad.
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Holy shit my sides
Eyyy. TF2 Engineer quote. Nice.
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I the she totally likes him, but she's unsure of herself.
It begins. The fun we originally came here for. It starts now.
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That would explain quite a lot.
Sad part you have to wait 3 or 4 days the next page
But I'll wait and wait and wait
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TF2 Engie is best class!
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MAKE THIS CANON!
Well Choco pone has more than one suitor and despite the differences, I believe Honor is hesitant to go back to Filly with Castlerook or rock forgot his name because deep down she has some feelings for the Royal Engineer.
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Well, I feel like Honour herself seems to be completely at loss for her feelings to Anon even in a nonromantic sense. Every time they seem to have a connection or moment, she either seems to get angry, confused, or has a sudden desire to self-sacrifice on his behalf or follow protocol to an unreasonable degree. The first one seems to be about Anon seeming to break up her view of the rich noble elite being stuck up assholes (with her occasionally nitpicking minuet things to get irrationally angry about). The second seems to be a leftover issue with all of her closer relationships due to her divorce, and probably a bit of the first part also. And my theory about the last one is that Honour is trying to make herself seem important/vital to the RE, even though Anon continuously reassures her of her importance to him, likely due to her self-esteem issues on top of being the leader of a remarkably talented team. Hell I even think Anon might value Honour's advice/opinion the most out of the group.
It is unanonimous, from now on we call the Corporal choco-pon
Damn she is definetly staying with Anon, Sorry castlerook, u a good dude but she's got the hots for anon. I would love to read about this old mare guard witnessing Anon's respectful and caring actions towards Choco pon, or something along those lines
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Firstly, I really love this summary of Honor’s feelings toward Anon. Secondly, I would love to see those feelings opened up during one of her sessions with Pureza. As odd and off the wall as she is sometimes, I think the sergeant would be able to help Honor clarify to herself where and how she stands.
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Mm. It shows her as sympathetic and makes good political sense on top of that; anyone could potentially try to take advantage of his loneliness to manipulate him if it was left unaddressed, which given his knowledge would decidedly not be a good thing, so assigning him friendly and loyal company of her own (and Luna’s) choosing goes a pretty long way towards preventing exactly that.