For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.
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Who knows perhaps Marcos is so twisted he thinks himself a hero:
And all of it is going right over Anon's head. Amazing. There's nothing quite as humiliating as the target of your seductions failing to even notice your efforts.
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“Why isn’t he even glancing at my tuft? Is he gay? Are stallions of his species predominantly gay?”
Priceless how Marcos just attempted multible assasinations/executions but the Pristess fails to see the problem of being escorted/protected by Batponys only because other batpony were the attackers
Im hyped for Lunas and Celestias reactions. Marcos could have cost Equestria centuries of development time...
Great chapter
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Everybody is a hero in their own story. Or, at least most people are.
So, yeah, I'm pretty sure Marcos considers himself to be a hero, just like pretty much every extremist ever.
I'd be like "fuck that" and dip out immediately after that fight. Especially wouldn't go meeting up with those priests after they're like "no guards 4u"
Yeeees, how conveniently inconvenient. If it hadn't been for the team standing together showing what Equestria is made of and some clever thinking by the initiates, your leisure pace might just have meant you would have arrived to save the day right after Marcos and his band finished of Purity. And what a tragedy that would have been. I'm sure you would have waxed poetic about Purity's noble sacrifice, maybe even offered your life to Anon's service to make up for your failure?
That batpony priestess is definitely wearing some tuft extensions Nopony can beat our Sparkshower!
All these mares seem quite proud of their tufts. Wait til they learn Anon might find their teats more interesting.
Anon and Honour (Man, those names sound kind of similar when put together) must've broken that warrior's neck.
An update. Wow. Had us worried there!
Well, here comes to whore train!
And is it me, or does anyone else get the feeling that the, Reverend Sister, is Ebonshield's, sister from another mister?!
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Every-other-day from here on out; there's not enough material to sustain dailies for long, and I figured people would rather have a less sudden cut-off in the story feed.
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Good call! Because I could really devour this story!
But than I would get fat! But it's so good!
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'Perhaps'? I would be surprised to find out he doesn't.
For the fight and this chapter:
Blood Feuds, Ancient And Modern
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And insult the political if not De Jure leader of a potentially valuable ally? In politics you have to tread carefully and hey, that idiot just handed you political leverage.
Getting a guard to accompany is only the first concession a clever negotiator could get.
Luna really needs to pay a visit to the rookery and start getting some ponies clued in via liberal application of the Clue-by-four.
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Please line up in an orderly fashion outside the tent. Step inside one at a time. Do not wonder why nobody is leaving
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Huttah
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Oh, sure. Hero and victim -- a potent source of (self-)righteous fury-slash-determination in pretty much anyone, doubly so in those sufficiently free of the onerous burden of self-doubt.
Incidentally, I think Marcos also got incredibly lucky that his assault did turn out to be as ineffectual as it did. It may well be the only reason he’s still alive enough to keep trying to scheme (and in the process likely further damage his own cause) right now, after all.
Nice
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Reminds me of a woman trying to get out of a ticket by showing her cleavage.
That's one thirsty Sister. Usually I'm into that kind of thing, but...
Inb4 The Royal Engineer involuntarily woos the Lunar Priestess away from the Reverend Mother's schemes.
Maybe I need to watch less Star Trek...
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I'm pretty sure the offering herself to anon is still on the agenda.
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Kinda hope so.
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I was expecting to get more than one myself... glad to see so many others have my sense of humor. Or at least part of it.
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I’m half expecting her to try it again the moment Carmen learns (or “learns”) that his group was attacked, trying to make it out as some necessary gesture of penance.
10667980 Yea, Marcos just embodies all the worst possible traits of a hardcore extremist. Even if the trap sprung by the Stellar initiates hadn't happened or hadn't worked, what exactly did he think fourteen Meteors was going to do against three Equestrians and one Equestrian alien, let alone those four plus a Stellar Seven? We've already seen that, as far as the bat ponies are concerned, Equestrian ponies are far more capable in the art of combat. And with the failed attempt to occupy the Watchtower, there must be some kernel of truth to that belief. Otherwise the Watchtower would likely have fallen against a more numerous bat pony force.
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Given the info on his team's fighting style, he was likely thinking they could outpace the quartet and score quick assassin-style kills, like a falcon diving down upon a pidgeon.
In other word non proper Batponys ( i guess 8/10 of the rookery ) might repeat Marcos action.
Also Anon apperently is no proper Lunar...
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Cadance with a love shotgun Spreading love was never easyer
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Once he dived for mares, now he will swim in tjem
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Didn't someone commented earlier that there still materials for months to come at the daily paise?
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Sex and everything directly related is a tried and proven working tool.
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Sailor Moon or Dr. WHO referance?
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Not the right situation, but priceless non the less
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The word count has been creeping upwards, slowly but surely; I based the preliminary estimate on a relatively low word count to chapter ratio. Sorry!
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Neither, to be honest, as I just thought it up
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Indeed, and the way it is spectacularly flying over Anon's head is hilarious.
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From what I'm seeing, the bat ponies seem to be suffering from a lack of knowledge of their opponents. A thousand years on the moon has all but erased their knowledge of how the other tribes function, and all they had to practice against was other bat ponies, with maybe the odd Lunar willing to give them some practice against magic with their exotic techniques. They've never faced off against a full-blown unicorn's magic, an earth pony's strength, or a well trained pegasi unit with tactics and weapons they've never seen before.
The only thing they have is their propaganda, proclaiming everyone not them as inferior. But propaganda and reality rarely share the same stage.
Hahahahahaha, Señor Esautomatico
It's a spanish word play that translates to Mr. "it's automatic"
he should have said no.
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Lol yea, its one of the things that poke at my mind since he was first mentioned some chapters back hehe. See, Marco survived and only lost one eye, this is not the last we will see about him hehe.
Honour is ready to beat bat mares off her VIP with a stick
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From the FAQ and gag list: https://ponepaste.org/1058
Spent the past 3 days reading this entire thing. I absolutely love the world building and little details. It makes the whole thing really feel alive and I look forward to reading more
106694i mean the night Guard sorry
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Per the FAQ: https://ponepaste.org/1058
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I didn't know there was an FAQ
that's cool
The minefield that is known as politics. It is very easy to get trapped within, but getting out is all the more harder.
Choose your words and actions wisely.
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Is the actual source story still being added to?
Also, Honour being jelly as fuck is unreasonably funny for me
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It's been a while. There hasn't been an update since I started posting here.
Honestly? Super surprised these Meteors were so willing to kill but then gave up so quickly. I would've guessed more of them would be willing to die fighting, but so far we've had no "on screen" deaths (other than the Changlings being talked about past-tense, but even then they're treated as bugs rather than sentient people being killed in combat), so I guess it makes sense.
Also bravo to our favorite initiates on their victory and subsequent promotions!
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The batponies are basically Jack Of All Trades. Some of the strengths of each race.
As such, with lifelong martial training, and a natural physical advantage, they are superior. But they have no knowledge of who they're fighting, and are too proud and arrogant to learn.
Awfully convenient that the priestess showed up right after the end of the fight. I would not be the least bit surprised if Carmen put that idiot brother of Purity up to attacking them.
Because he was so very concerned with following the law in the previous chapter.