For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.
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Oh. My. God.
The Batpony is fucking insane. I love her.
...She talked with HIM yesterday didn't she?
YUP
And there goes the neighborhood
Now Ebonshield put that idea in everyponys mind... Well played! Clever mare
Ebonshield playing the room like that was very entertaining. Que the shipping shenanigans?
This bat pony trying to wingman Anon into sexual shenanigans.
My stupid ass didn’t even realize Ebonshield was talking about Anonymous until I read the last part
Okay, Ebonshield is definitely my favorite of the group. She's great lmao
I was wondering when we would get to the sex part of the sex tag
Have I mentioned that I love batponies? Because I love batponies, and this is why.
lol
"You... really wanna bang the monkey?"
"¡Claro! And I know for a fact that I'm not the only one."
Well moment of truth, see if the rules ACTUALLY say anything about what Ebo had an idea of. Maybe it does considering Spear didn't had a problem with Sparks, but that could had mostly be her been salt.
So it pretty much vague and if Sparks finds out she might consider quitting not knowing anything of the sort, and maybe get angry with Ebo saying that it doesn't matter if she is spoken for or not.
I can only see them eating those on some hideous patterned seats.
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That seasoned moon food isn't the only thing that's extra spicy.
Such a sweet, innocent thing.
Well I suppose one could take the bets now, he could be:
A) Just as Ebo describe an be an attentive and caring boyfriend…although there will be cultural clashes here and there
B) She is just wishful thinking and he could be a very bad partner or simple they literally can't connect because of their anatomy and will just be disappointing and/or uncomfortable for both
or C) Her mind only scratch what he could do, and not only can he perform because of human stamina if he doesn't have at least 3, any mare will be just end up in a coma.
No matter what option happen something is certain…Ebo thinks she is seducing him, but all along he will be the one seducing her and taking things slow. Boy would she experience the famous 'tease' and discover how in control Anon could really get if situation happen. He is a nice guy so minimun he will have 3 dates before even considering "hacer dulce amor" As some people say
It begins!
im really hoping the bat pony gets to go first
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IDK, I really like the innocent mares, Lily is fucking great, but I get what you're saying. Now that Ebonshield is unchaned, she's a fucking lark!
* Smashes mug * ANOTHER!
Ebon knows how to entertain an audience. Also the next words coming out of Honour might well be loud enough for Anon to hear.
now who is going to chew out a supiriour officer, this chapter was funny
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Oh man, we have to go out of the area to get posh ones like that.
Stagecoach. Where do you want us to take you for a ride today?
If the tak in that room gets any hotter, theyre gonna need a Windigo Refrigeration unit.
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Inured is correct.
I love you Ebonshield. I feel the same way. I like food with some spice but when spice is all you can taste it means the food was shit to begin with. Get some depth in that spice to bring out the flavors in the rest of the meal, not drown it just so you can evacuate your intestines. That's what ex-lax is for.
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Holy crap those are hideous. Rarity has those haunting her nightmares. I mean, seriously, what have those monsters done to you Pac Man? It's like the poor boy is breathing fire!
Thanks for giving me a new reason to log into this site. I just really like this story
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Sorry 'bout that, don't usually get these things wrong
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No worries!
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Batponies are simply known as batponies in this story.
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Not the kind of dialogue I'd share over burgers and fries.
I LOVE EBONSHIELD SO MUCH
Her personality is extremely amusing.
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Agreed. This is definitely hotdog and onion ring dialogue.
3 mares one reaction eatch.
All hit Anons reaction.
Spit take, wide eyed and mouth dropped.
To be fair first time i read it 'Shining Armor' come to mind ( blue hair and white fur. Was sure a surprise when Anon was her stud That got away... For now ...
Yeeeaaaahh, get his ass Ebonshield! She's leaving breadcrumb trails for Anon and her guard buddies. Somebody wants a harem
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That Equestria, its a herd. Also... YES
I dont see any conflict of interesst here. Also it seems to be common to bed the vip service guard members.
Celestia will be please that hes found somepony to snuggle and Luna will have Anon to attest that Batmares are a hot catch to beware Snu-Snu delux so to speak
Ok shes been in few chapters but already i LOVE Eb she is so bucking funny!
Remember... Go for the BIG studs. Go big or go BOBO
I SAY DAMN, SON!!! Ebon is my kind of mare!
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They actually make them like that to disguise how much dirt is on the average bus seat, it's supposed to be the old logo they stopped using earlier this year.
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Yep. 200% confirmed now. Ebonshield really wants in Anon's pants.
Lol that last bit tickled me, good chapter
Dang. I can't tell who is thirstier, Ebonshield or Glamerspear.
Hahaha! Fucking hilarious
God just reading that made me feel at home
Like when my grandma would cook up some Menudo and all I could smell were the slowly roasting peppers for the salsa
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Both are fucking Camels
Throwing shade at Mexicans I see
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Covering up the poor quality of food with spice is far from exclusive to Mexico.