For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.
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Usually best not to annoy people who work with large quantities of metal for a living.
I googled the first name for the mace and google said there were no results.
Ebon: "I'm afraid of losing out on new experiences"
Spark: "I don't know if Pudding loves me enough to come visit"
Honour: "I'm working through a middle age crisis"
Glamer: "I think I'm fat"
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I figured the D20 of Doom is TMFAT's own creation.
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Imagine a D20 on a stick.
Anon is gonna used that mace as a hammer to work, I just know it.
Also, sure Ebonshield, it all fun and games until you tell Anon to 'not hold back' he does so and you either end up awaking a beast that will toss you around like a rag doll until you end up complete sore and sweaty or he send you flying from one single strike.
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Or chefs.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChefOfIron
Or ballerinas. MMA fighters know to respect them.
Nasty. That'll hit plenty hard, without getting stuck in anything.
It seems Lilly is a bit paranoid about her figure.
It's such an easy thing to go on about!
Lets see if I can get a good roll this time.
FOUR.
Glammerpone's plot is a subject of intense debate, it seems.
Speaking of debate! There's a group now, I guess!
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Something like this then. i.etsystatic.com/9306542/r/il/0c9e99/1629853519/il_794xN.1629853519_54mu.jpg
... So you know he's going to swing that mace with a full follow through and a pony, who weighs probably half to a third of what he does without the armor, gets hit by a long-handled mass of metal... Yeah, the first time he really lets it rip, whoever he hits is going to be launched. The longer the handle something is, the faster the head will be moving and the more energy it'll be carrying.
lol
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Yeah. I wasn’t actually quite sure yet what to imagine when I came across the name next, and since I happened to already be passingly familiar with the term ‘icosahedron’, that immediately cinched it. Interesting idea, certainly not something I’ve ever encountered before.
So we're going for a faith build. Unexpected.
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The single result I got was for a copy of the story on something called yuki.la.
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Anon: "I'm Zelda! HUT! HA! T'YAHHH!"
Lily: 'Everybody's always going on about my plot!’
Anon: Oh shut up! You know you love the attention!
Love the whole chapter!
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You could say Lily's got a huge ass problem
Lily, the only plot anyone is interested in is probably Kilfeathers.....the nefarious kind of plot! I swear :P
Also, Minotaur smith is a really cool guy. Hopefully Anonymous is up to the training. Surprised he could don all that armor and still move with any amount of vigor. Sounds heavy.
Did you just give him a bronze d20 on a stick?
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Damn you Newton and your third law!
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Fortunately she doesn't have to carry that burden alone.
This chapter reminds me of this :
One men army
Only full body bronze.
Loving the story so far! I can't wait to see if Anonymous is actually any good in combat. It would be cool if he was but as he has said, he isn't a warrior.
i.imgur.com/fYrAucL.png
Is it bad that I can see him swing it like a golf club on the first swing?
I think it would be pretty funny because of small most of the "Pony's" seam to be.
And from what I am hearing of the armor I can't help but see the armour of the Fire Elplum or something close to it, or something of a mix of spartan heavy marin in bronze.
Also the plot!
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You mean thank you Third Law of Newton, for making things so awesome.
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I was trying so hard to figure out what the shape of the mace head looked like. Thank you!
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Maybe...maybe not, it all depends on what happen.
If it means he chopping a dummy in half in one swing? Awesome.
If it means sending a pony 20 feets into the air and crash into a window like a cartoon? Maybe not so awesome.
Love the story as usual been keeping up with every chapter! On a side note,do you think it's possible we could see the royal engineer all armored up? I'd love to see a visual with his armor and perhaps a plume and cape fitted to it as well I think it'd be fascinating! Anyways continue the great work this story gives me an extra thing to look forward to everyday!
Sincerely ,a Deathly reader
She’s wild.
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I based his armour setup off of what Achilles is depicted wearing in "The Triumph of Achilles" by Franz Matsch and an ancient (ca. 510-500 BCE) bronze statuette of a Greek hoplite found in Dodona
https://sites.google.com/site/ovidsthetrojanwar/artistic-analysis
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/Triumph_of_Achilles_in_Corfu_Achilleion.jpg
https://history2701.fandom.com/wiki/Attacking_Warrior
Note the spiral designs. The Royal Engineer's helmet has a T-shaped opening with no nose bar and lacks a brush (though there is a place to attach a plume instead), while the cuirass has a longer skirt of leather with bronze bosses to protect the upper legs. And he's got the mace instead of a spear.
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I had the image of a capeless spartan warrior in my head after reading its description.
Awesome, Im looking forward to where this goes, I see Anonymous has a soft spot for Honour, I aproove ;3
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I think Sore and Sweaty is exactly what Ebonshield is looking forward towards.
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Oh, my first thought was a bit more Mandalorian for the helmet.
Is this even real?
I was kinda expecting the 2 Smith's to comment on the steam car. Good chapter though
(At this, Bronzehorn immediately stepped forward and leaned over to jab an imposing finger into their VIP's chestplate. "No! Don't put it on a pedestal!" He prodded Anonymous once more, pressing the black bronze up against Anonymous' flesh. "You take these things and go train, and you get 'em dirty. Get them scuffed! Clang your weapon into your shield! Knock your greaves into the earth! Bang your helmet against the wall! Punch wood with your gauntlets!")
We're barbarians not Savages lol
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Yeah, it did sound like he was describing a barbute.
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Are all bat ponies like her? I just wonder but for the description the bat ponies look like a warrior tribe, if Anon show prowlers in combat chances are that some might be interest. Heck I imagine one or two Batponies might ask him for his help entering into the noble circle
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i.pinimg.com/originals/78/2e/16/782e16f08dc2c4c0e9ef8436322482d0.jpg
Sure it is!
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more like @ 3:25
in bronze.
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Nah. Nobody sane would make a mace with an actual metal head that big.
(Bit of trivia: while bronze is decidedly softer than steel, Wikipedia informs me that it’s generally still about that dense or even slightly more so. So imagine trying to swing a lump of solid iron that size around on a stick and you shouldn’t be too far off.)
So, what skin is that leather made from?
This is where I caught up to, but I'm happy it seems Honor is getting some help. She is slowly discovering a new passion in stock car racing and has an old friend in her life once again. Either it will remain platonic or become romantic, she needs the companionship.
Bonus points if the mace has only 20's on the faces
So anons got Hoplite armor. And a mace? Nice