For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.
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Sparkshower’s upside down sense of priorities is just too many kinds of adorable!
I feel like I need a bit more alcohol, or something, in me to fully appreciate the zog just happened.
Ponies are weird man.
Woohoo 100th chapter baby!!!!
Loved the drunken chemistry between Bound and Lily, they are really starting to become close friends.
Jesus, Artemis how can you be so lewd but yet so naïve at the same time.
On a similar note looks like the romance part of this story is finally starting to come together. Hopefully Artemis isn't only doing this just to feel better about her breakup.
Definitely on the rebound Sparks is. It is good he didn't understand tuft.
Damnit, Sparks!
Somebody get this mare a copy of "Interspecies relationships for dummies"
An interesting development, though! While we've had peeks into the others' minds about their slowly building attraction to Anon, this is the first time we've seen a genuine attempt at courting (not counting Purity's attempt which we've discovered had ulterior motives).
And if Anon is actually getting personal with her for hours, then there's a good chance he's interested too. Sometimes I wish we could get a glimpse into his head like the others, but maybe that's the allure. No intrigue if we know how everybody feels all the time. Hopefully we don't get blue-balled and we get an answer within a couple chapters. Never was a fan of looming sexual tension that never resolves. I'm looking at you; literally every anime ever.
This was an enjoyable chapter. Particularly since the quat got to bond some more. They're really starting to understand each other now.
...
I'm just going to assume "tufts" are our world's equivalent to cleavage for the sake of my meager comprehension. Is there a reference manual for this world's lingo?
I'm also quite upset we weren't flies on that particular wall of conversation. How could you tease us with being left out of a heart-to-heart!?
As someone who seems incredibly intelligent and able to pick out even the smallest details, Artemis still somehow manages to come to the craziest conclusions.
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Tuft is slang for a thicker growth of fur over their pectorals, giving them a fluffy chest.
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And so the competition begins.
I like how they treat their tufts like cleavage but call it bush even though it's neither of those things (which are, nevertheless, still right next to each other on the other end).
Welcome to The Guard.
The Devils in The Details.
Now they’re all on the same page.
Did nobody asked why Sparkshower wanted to be noticed by the VIP? what changed her attitude?
Dang, Sparks moves fast when she's on the rebound. Good thing her choice of seduction flew right over his head, that would have been rather awkward. Or even more awkward than it already is, anyway.
oh you sweet summer child...
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She believes she discovered he liked to heavily bondage mares up and have his way with them. Her deepest fantasy is apparently wanting to experience being nothing but a helpless and used piece of flesh and fluff for male pleasure...
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Little funny fact: Its been confirmed in the show that their world is named "Earth". It is Just a parallel Earth that runs on pony magic.
So stirrups are used by ponies for fun kinky sexy times
What are the origins of the names for Oldstirrup Bridge and Newstirrup Bridge?
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It is one of those things you gotta eventually replace.
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In human terms, cleavage.
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Gimme a break, there’s only so many horsey words to use as hilarious analogues for real life stuff.
But yeah, I probably should have thought of that in advance. Unfortunately Sparkshower only became interested in BDSM well after I’d written the Pas-de-Sabots scene.
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Well, considering she thought about something called Tackplay, I'm thinking it's a similar ideology to bdsm. Ergo, the names for those bridges may have come from ponies being tied up or enslaved in some way. Also, it could be more indicative of the shape of the bridges, rather than any indication of the times.
Now i feel like re-reading that story where Luna gets floof implants, Floof Job.
...Surprisingly, she was ALMOST CORRECT!
ALSO, Anon is just unknowable, not DENSE, so i believe he 'Noticed', BUT, as the gentle man that he is, his eyes were UP, just like Sparkshower said. , and on that quote, i can believe too that he probably HEARD the whole conversation, considering their volume during the entire scene...it will be an "interesting next morning" sure
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When in the show was that?!
Ok, that got a good laugh out of me. Poor Sparks is throwing signals out that Anon just can't translate. Bless that (mostly) innocent mare.
She's going to end up the kinkiest out of the bunch now isn't she.
Great, amusing chapter
Lmao! I love the last bits!
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It was several times in passing throughout the later seasons. You would have to be extremely thick not to realize parallel Earths explanation during all the EG stuff though...
Not surprising if you realized that almost every known civilization on our planet had a name for the world that roughly translated as "dirt" or "land". Even if the world's weren't connected, it wouldn't be a stretch that some other world would go along with the same idea that there is nothing but the firmaments known as land, sea, and sky and name the world so simply after the only one they knew how to travel.
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Yeah I was just wondering since it just skipped hit rolls and when to wounds I wasn’t sure if it was 40k or AoS. But with those army names I’m pretty sure it’s 40k.
100 chapters in, basically every chapter featured on the front page, Here's to 100 more!
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Isn't she already? As much as I don't want to admit.
You gotta watch out for those quiet innocent ones, I hear.
The last semi-drunk moments with Lily, Artemis, and Honor felt wholesome and funny; two things that fit well together I think.
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I never saw the Equestria Girls universe as being Earth, myself. Found the whole thing a lot more rewarding and believable as just another fantasy world, and even the residents of it being more 'near-human' than literally human as per our reality. Sort of like a bootleg Earth.
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I asked this and still waiting for at least one update.
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Me too.
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Thats the thing about parallel realities. The possible versions of the same world are infinite. EG was a mirror version minus the magic. The magic was infecting the human version of the world and trying to make the human Earth a mirror version of Pony Earth.
o boy sparky can be so oblivious its cute xD
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I don't think she is oblivious. I think she is a smart mare who just failed to remember that mating rituals and preferences are not always universal. Just as some people don't see race, she probably doesn't really pay attention to species as an issue and forgets the differences as important.
What a way to run the 100th chapter...
Is it just me or is this the first time Sparkshower said Anon’s full name? If it is then OHHH MYYY GAAAHD!!!/£;£/&£1&-& THIS IS HAPPENING!!!
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Well, in this particular case, Sparks immediately pegs herself as confused, but still refrains from asking for clarification. This one's not so much on him.
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That was a dark, dark period in Equestrian history.
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As a person who read the ponepaste
YES
Happy 100!!! Loving this so much.
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I'm kinda tempted to jump on that.
But the everyday update of guardsmare life does give me something to look forward to after work.
What's the difference in reading quality?
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Second person present tense, somewhat more raw verbiage, and a lot more She's and Hers in place of names.
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I shall keep this as my reason to survive work everyday then.
And thank you for your Translation. This is a great read.
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You're welcome! Whichever version you choose to read, I'm just glad that I'm successfully bringing the story to a wider audience.