For his hard work to the Crown, the Royal Engineer of Equestria has been honored with a retinue of VIP bodyguards who protect him everywhere he goes. Their ordinary, everyday adventures together wind up being anything but ordinary.
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She sure showered him with sparks here, lol
she jinxed it!
Well that went brilliantly. A nice boost of confidence, humiliations galore, and even a nifty trophy! Success all around!
Rarely does a story ever get me to literally pump a fist in the air in a celebratory fashion but i must say that this story is one of them! This is amazing man!
Nice
How.... SHOCKING!!!!
great to see those assholes beat up, though i still hope their behavior comes to the attention of proper higher ups.
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I'm pretty sure there will be questions once they (Kilfeather and co) return to Canterlot in their current state.
Not to mention Anon will undoubtedly mention this to Celestia.
Didnt expect them to be beaten so soundly, looks like he got good guards
A giant conductive piece of metal in arial combat.
Chekovs gun?
That was the whole Enterprise.
A-10 rated Pegasus verses one that just being a Harrier?
If he rolls a 00 percentile on the encounter table, does he get a small tent by the side of the road with Madame Pinkie?
Oh no. with that statement, the mine they are heading for is going to be run by Flim and Flam? with Dogsbodies?
Corporal Honour Bound you are here by judged for incurring the attention of the deity known as Murphy's Law. How do you plead?
Yeah she done bucked up. There are several phrases one should never utter. That was one of them. Because now good ol' Papa Murphy is going to be paying them special attention. Things gonna get interesting for sure.
Such a well deserved victory to well deserved warriors. It was extremely satisfying to see those lunatics get what they deserve. Maybe this will knock them down a few pegs.. Great chapter!
Any moment where you can have lightning do anything for you while announcing your name is a good one. Having it destroy your enemies as only 300 million volts can will upgrade the experience to sublime.
It's a pleasant surprise to see that the guardsmares won the way they did.
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Nuffle has taken interest.
Anons report to Celestia when he returns:
"On the way to bismouth we were stopped on a bridge by a group of what appears to be power abusive guards, we then beat them in an ancient ritual and went on our way"
Famous last words.
Wait, they win don't they have the right to 3 trophies and the post? As I see, when they return, Anon can demand 2 more things as long as they arenΒ΄t illegal like force the entire squadron to die their fur pink for a month or something like that.
Huh...Honestly I was hoping Anon would smoke the bastards himself to make a point. But, the role he took as a spotter seemed to have done wonders for the effort. Not to mention killfeathers defeat was far more satisfying than a simple bullet to the head. MXP totem is probably the only thing that allowed him to live. Although in a way it damned him to a fate worse than death.
Fuck yeah! Wasted 3 Jackass Officers.
βͺOne never will have foals ( balls busted )
βͺOne never will fly again ( totaly destroyed wings )
and the last is roasted chicken on four legs...
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I see what you did there...
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Okay, artists! There needs to be fan art of this! One sick-covered, super-satisfied unicorn with a smashed up sallet smirking smugly!
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And a smoking crater behind her.
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The magic totem used ensures that "nopony gets seriously injured", as Honour states before the fight.
Kilfeather, Joker, and Duck may be knocked out and painfully injured, with a scorched coat (Joker) or deplumed wings (Kilfeather), or bruised nether regions (Duck), but none of them is permanently disfigured nor even in urgent need of medical attention. Duck's bruises will fade, Joker's scorched coat will eventually be replenished, and Kilfeather's moult will bring new plumes.
Yes I was smiling throughout this chapter, there might of been a fist pump for Artemisia at the end too. I am loving this story and I most eagerly await the next chapter.
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Why!? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!
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A most legitimate concern! I can only hope Murphy wasn't listening, as unlikely as that may be.
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Ah yes, that would be the hope.
But if the readers heard her thoughts then, while not as likely, it's possible that Murphy heard as well. In my personal experience at least.
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Oh yes please, I would love to see this! With smoking crater behind her, if at all possible, as suggested by MAD-3R.
I don't think she said that last out loud so it shouldn't count.
OH YOUVE BEEN....... THUNDERSTRUCK!!!!!
Way to go sparks
ha Artemis' position in the Royal Guard required her to maintain class 'A' flight skill with a minimum of a level seven endurance rating, and at her last examination she'd beaten that and scored a ten! And an A-10 like her was supposed to be able to make it back to base on just half a wing
see what you did there :D
Now THIS...this is beauteous
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Love how you snuck the A10 and AWAC references in there, while still keeping it on point.
Awesome resolution! I kind expected the other Air-Wing guys to through a fit and try some thing, and then for Anon to put them in their place. Might still happen on the return trip.
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Not a crater, a ditch.
Of course, you should have Luna hear of this.
"The ancient tradition upheld? Huzzah! The fun shall be great!"
And she proceeds to beat the everloving snot out of them.
IF YOU SMEEEEELL... WHAT THE SPARK... IS COOKIN'
Okay, I knew Anon telling her to be the dragon was foreshadowing that she'd likely win, but I did not think she'd literally set him on fire... Damn.
Also, so happy to see those idiots get what they deserve, but I'm assuming they're going to have similar (or worse) plans for their arrival back to Canterlot.
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Oh hell I didn't notice that at first. That's amusing.
I find myself deeply enjoying this story. I want to read the greentext version but I'm unsure how well edited it is in comparison to this. I also enjoy the fact that these chapters come out one-at-a-time so I don't end up binging them all until 6am and feeling like garbage the next day...
Edit: Fat fingers + tiny keyboard = typos
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It's likely recording a "copy" of the pony and using it to regenerate them from the damage. She'd be traumatized and right back to her old self physically afterwards, no benefits.
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Worse.
They're all going to be part of the YBU training program. As three of the best examples of how to fly into humble pie.
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I know that makes me a horrible person but i really hoped for lasting consequences... Did they at least get demoted or kicked out of the Guard for going against a sanctioned mission from PRINCESSES CELESTIA herself?!
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Final score 3-0
Those guardsmares proved to have more balls than their fellow stallions
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The greentext is almost identical but for voice and some formatting changes. The text has scarcely been edited otherwise.
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Although not spelled out explicitly, some later scenes do imply a mechanism of action for the totem. Itβs not straight out of a horror film.
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The effects of the pas-de-sabots are explored in later scenes. The end of the fight is definitely not the end of things. But note that what the Royal Engineer obtained from the crown on the day before was a warrant to demand that Bitsmount appear before the court to face charges, which the Royal Engineer would serve if an investigation on site confirmed suspicions that the mine was skimping on support timbers. Otherwise, the Royal Engineer is not on any kind of personal mission for the crown β heβs a cabinet minister, with authority warranted by the crown, but as an officer of the Royal Guard, Kilfeather also has such a warrant for his position, and so too does the General who authorized the pas-de-sabots. Neither has any authority over the other in this scenario, beyond the laws of the land β which still include the pas-de-sabots.
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Thanks for clearin that up. That changes a lot.
Ok so Sparks is an actual A-10 Warthog. Got it.
Fuck yes!
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I wonder if she makes the same hum when she attacks.
I see what you did there. You certainly know you stuff; the A-10 is my favorite :)
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My thoughts to this chapter exactly. Very well done, very satisfying.
Now, Lord Anonymous will be not only known for his intellect and knowledge, but also by the courage and martial prowess of his VIP guard for participating in a honored old tradition against guard elite.
Who can touch this now?
Artemis "IL-2" Sparkshower.
buck yeah! Good show for all three of our special guardsmares!
Boy, those sure are "tempting fate" words. ππ¦