Knock! Knock! Knock!
The door opened to reveal two unicorn stallions in striped shirts and straw hats. "Miss Vinyl Scratch?" asked the one with a moustache.
She nodded her head.
"I'm Flam and this is my brother Flim. We're here to do a free septic tank cleaning."
Knock! Knock! Knock!
The door opened. "Flim and Flam I see," noted Rarity. "What do you want."
"We're giving free septic tank cleanings," said Flam.
In a remarkable imitation of Applejack, Rarity raised her eyebrow.
"I assure you it's completely free."
Knock! Knock! Knock!
The door opened. "Flim and Flam," said Twilight icily.
"We're here for a free septic tank cleaning," said Flim.
"What are you two up to?" she asked.
The next day...
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Poop.
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Yeah. Who would have thought it be a real product?
Dreadnought
I did not expect that punchline
i dunno, kinda weak
Video not working, is there a way to get a link to whatever that was?
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It wasn't linked to my YouTube account, so I didn't realize the video had been removed. I'll have to take a look for a replacement.
11745908
ok