Things no one should ever say to Pinkie Pie:
"I like you better when you're depressed."
"You are not, and will never be, my friend."
"♫Come on everypony frown, frown frown,
Fill your heart up with sadness, sadness ♫."
"Isn't Smile HD the greatest video ever!!!"
"In my fan fiction, you're shipped with Zesty Gourmand."
"In my fan fiction, you're shipped with Mudbriar."
"You know when Gummy grows up, he's going to eat you?"
"Laughter? What kind of Element is that?"
"You don't look like any other members of your family. Are you adopted?"
"Yaks are terrible!"
"Your yovidaphone playing sucks!!!"
"I just bought Sugarcube Corner, and... You're Fired!!!"
"You just drank the silence water from the Kirin village."
"Didn't you hear? There was an apple blight, so there won't be any cider this year."
"Your pies suck!"
"You need to cut down on your sugar consumption."
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but all of your teeth have cavities."
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have been diagnosed with Type II diabetes."
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have been diagnosed with manic-depressive disorder."
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but we're having you committed."
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Well, I finally finished up the Main 6. Hope you enjoyed the sketches!
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good now do the princesses.....and maybe the background ponies and the dazzlings while your at it
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Hmm.... The Princesses. Now that's an interesting idea. I was focused on the Main 6, I could go on. But the dazzlings… I got nothing.
Dreadnought
You forgot the big one:
"Technically..."
bring j.k Simmons in, I'm sure he'd help pinkie get better