Destiny is a fickle thing.

Cloud Kicker had her life figured out. A cushy desk job in the weather service in a few years' time. Great friends. Good times. Loose mares. A mild amount of family and relationship drama along the way, maybe, if she was unlucky.

She'd never have guessed that her life would take a meteoric rise toward eternity after making a cute, purple librarian cry.

(Written entirely for laughs for AU Month in the Winningverse. I couldn't resist.)
(For those that reflexively downvote Winning stuff, comment instead! It's more fun to bicker. Ask Pinkie.)

This story is a sequel to Wedding Bells Bug Hunt

Twilight Sparkle has a lot of things in life: anxiety, a big brother, great friends, inquietude, loving parents, nerves, a place in Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns, staggering levels of magic, and uneasiness. (And an obsessive compulsion to categorize everything, but that’s not important.) What is important is that something new is being added to that list: a date.

Cloud Kicker asked her out, and it’s too late to back out of it. Plus, everypony is so excited for her, though that might just be because they were all worried she would never actually go out on a date. Now she just needs to survive the date itself.

That, and figure out why Rainbow Dash is acting so strange about the whole ordeal.

It figures. Rainbow Dash goes out practicing her aerial acrobatics to try and impress the Wonderbolts and busts her wing in the process, right before a big workload for the weather team. So it falls to someone else to cover for her: Me, Cloud Kicker.

I'm not worried, though: it's just the Summer Sun Celebration. Sure, Princess Celestia's going to be here, and is sending her personal student to oversee the preparations, but what's the worst that could happen?

Written for the Winningverse's AU Month, this story answers the question: "What if Cloud Kicker went with Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie to retrieve the Elements of Harmony instead of Rainbow Dash?"

Thanks to comicfan616 for being nice enough to provide a cover image for my fic!

Because Cloud Kicker is Cloud Kicker, rated Teen, but CK hitting on ponies is about as teen as it gets.

My name is Sweetie Drops. I used to be a spy, until...*"We've got a burn notice on you. You're blacklisted."* When you're burned, you've got nothing: no cash, and no job history, and you certainly can't rely on your special talent. You're stuck in whatever city they decide to dump you in. You do whatever work comes your way. You depend on anyone who's still talking to you. Your ex marefriend. An old buddy from the Academy. A slightly insane roommate. And if you're really desperate, family.

Long story short, as long as you're burned, you're going nowhere.
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Sweetie Drops, now living as Bon Bon, must adapt to life in a seemingly sleepy town, stripped of her job in disgrace after a mission gone bad. But as a mare of action, she can't resist taking the occasional odd job. Besides, she needs the bits. And maybe, just maybe, she'll do a good enough job one day for the Princesses to take notice, and hire her back on as a secret agent.

Warning: Sex tag just for Cloud Kicker's conversations about sex just to be safe. And teen for the Pony swearwords

A Pegasus Pony named Lightning Bolt is really a human. He lands right before Season 1 and learns everything about ponies before the show starts. He gets a job as a weather pony and makes some friends along with having Rainbow Dash as a boss. Determined as he is not to change the show's timeline, little things start changing and soon the fate of Equestria may very well rely on his actions alone.

This side-story takes place in-between "Apple Scratch: Onward to the Equestria Games", which is from the series, "Apple Scratch", created by Mariacheat-Brony.

At the start of the Equestria Games in Ponyville, Roseluck, one of the hometown's athletes, suffered a humilating defeat during her very first race at the 100-Meter Hurdle Qualification Rounds. Not only did she literally slipped up out there, but because of her fall, it cost the race to Fleetfoot as well. Despite their initial defeats, the two competitors became fast friends over the course of the Games. However, as they spent more time together, their growing bond brought forth new feelings for each other. Will Roseluck manage to make their relationship blossom into full bloom, or will Fleetfoot's chilling secret catch up to her and wither it away?

Trevor Garris A twenty-two year old blind man. Trevor was enjoying his birthday by first going to the store with his step-father when they were T-boned by another vehicle. Trevor was launched out of the vehicle and somehow landed in Equestria. Which happens to be inhabited by anthromorphic ponies. Can Trevor survive in this new and dangerous world or with he be left in the dark.

((Well I guess you will have to read to find out now won't you.))

((Contains anthro ponies if you don't like it then don't read I'm not gonna look at you any differently than I already do... I love you guys sometimes))

((Final note I do not mean to offend anyone by writing this and making the main character blind. I spoke with my friend who is blind and he is helping me writing this up so it is accurate to how he goes about his day. Again I mean no offense to anyone you know who may be blind. This is strictly a work of fiction and should not be taken seriously as truth. Respect disabilities and understand that they never wanted them to begin with. That is all and please enjoy the story for what it is worth.))

Five humans, having gone on a journey as their bodies became equine, have become gods. Learn their story as they play chess during their interview with the Enclave and their leader: Woona. A dark and tragic past, a perilous journey, and a visit to the Conversion Bureau.

Also, Cloudkicker is winning.

Inspired by this random group I was linked to.

This story is a sequel to A Blind Delight

FEATURED! 05/19/2015 at 5:32 AM!
Brought back from the dead and Featured 01/18/2020
Thrice now.

Season 2 of A Blind Delight is here. Trevor is back after his victory in the tournament and is ready to settle down with his new marefriend Cloudkicker. but during a little excursion to a club Trevor makes the worst mistake of his life. He runs away from Ponyville to find a way to rid him of the problem he should have dealt with when it wasn't that big of a problem.

Darkness takes hold of Equestria without anyone noticing the signs of his return. The signs are all there for the shadow's of a king are beginning to take shape. Who will be able to stop this threat that dared rear it's ugly head? Will Trevor ever be rid of Shade? Stay tuned for more ABD Season 2.

((Same thing as last time folks.))

((Contains anthro ponies if you don't like it then don't read I'm not gonna look at you any differently than I already do... I love you guys sometimes))

((Final note I do not mean to offend anyone by writing this and making the main character blind. Again I mean no offense to anyone you know who may be blind. This is strictly a work of fiction and should not be taken seriously as truth. Respect disabilities and understand that they never wanted them to begin with. That is all and please enjoy the story for what it is worth.))

Making money is kind of difficult in Ponyville, what with it being a small town. Luckily, Anon has found she's pretty darn good with kids, and there are plenty of parents who need a foalsitter. So far, nothing at all has gone wrong.
Until, that is, she's left taking care of a Pegasus foal. Nothing works like it should, nothing makes any sense! And it just. Won't. Eat! Hopefully, Rainbow Dash can lend her a hoof before the little darling starves to death.

Warning: Contains vomit. And Anon. Are you really surprised?
Image by MistyDash

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