You've watched every episode at least twice. You make regular pilgrimages to Hot Topic for pony stuff. You post regularly on MLP fanfiction sites. And you have a crush on Fluttershy.
In short, you could not be more of a brony if you tried.
So what happens when the Mane 6 suddenly materialize in your bedroom...and they're not very happy to see you?
Special thanks to Espeon_in_the_morning, RDTwin, The Lost One, JarheadHME, and TinkerStrike, for pre-reading and editing!
EDIT: By Steinbeck's mustache, this fic has been featured!