//------------------------------// // Cool guys don't look at explosions (espescially underground ones they can't see). // Story: My LITTLE Ponies: Ponies are Magic // by SenialHobo //------------------------------// A/N: click this for the big fight music. I looked around the room. There had to be a way in! Then I saw a small machine with a note on it. I ran over - and it said 'teleporter prototype!' I quickly read the instructions on it. ________________________________________________________________________ "Well, that was faster then expected! I thought it would take them at least an hour to figure out what happened, and send the police. Oh well, I'll just have to start the machine up now!" Trixie said, grabbing several switches on the desk and flipping them. Suddenly, light flooded out of the semi-transparent boxes. An arch-like structure in the corner started to glow. "Haha! It works! Now I shall finally be respected as the true greatest magician of Equestria!" Twilight teleported on top of the desk, trying to flip the switches back. "But first, YOU MUST DIE!" Trixie said, snatching Twilight up. "Not so fast Trixie!" I said, suddenly appearing in the room, holding the teleporter with Cheerilee in it. "You! You must be the one who has been giving me a hard time over these last few days! Don't come near me, or she gets it! "Come now, Trixie, do you really expect me to believe that? She's your nemesis! You want to defeat her while you can devote your full attention to it! A powerful magician like you doesn't need to use such cheap tricks!" I reasoned, setting down the contraption. "You… are of course right. This is hardly a way to begin my reign." Trixie said, strapping Twilight into one of the boxes. "No. Instead, I will defeat YOU!" she said, picking up a pipe, and charging at me. I dodged the attack, and punched Robinson in the face. "Ha! You think you can defeat me like that, foolish human?" Trixie asked, whirling around and hitting the back of my knee. "I don't feel his pain, and I can keep him going up until his death!" she said, raising the pipe to smash it down upon me. I quickly rolled out from the attack. I ran over to the pipe stack, Trixie following. I grabbed one, and started dueling with her with them. "Give it up human! You can't defeat me!" she said, grabbing another pipe with her magic, unbeknownst to me, and launching it at me. I fell down again, but this time I grabbed something from my pack. "Say your prayers!" She said, raising the pipe again. "No, you." I said, pointing my pistol at her. "What?! Where'd you get tha-" She was cut off by me shooting the light above her. I rolled away while she was distracted, and aimed at her machine. "Try anything, and the machine gets it!" I said. "You wouldn't! Your friends need to go back!" she said, stepping towards me. "Oh really? I wouldn't? Watch me." I said, taking a shot, and hitting. "WARNING! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!" the machine blared. I saw Trixie running out, but couldn't stop her. I rushed to the boxes, quickly unplugging all of the ponies, not even forgetting Cheerilee. "Follow me outside! Quickly!" I said, running up the stairs. I ran out to my car, all the ponies quickly following. Just as we got out, we heard a boom from inside. "What do we do now? We can't go back!" One pony cried. Twilight teleported on top of my car. "Don't worry! We can all go to live with the man who saved us, Greg!" Twilight cried out. "Yay!" "Woohoo!" "You're awesome!" "This time we won't bite you!" They all cried out. "S***…" I muttered under my breath. As if 6 hadn't been enough trouble. ________________________________________________________________________ Jake woke up in an open field. "Where am I? Last thing I remember is helping Mr. Robinson, and then collapsing because of his 'EMP'…" He said, getting up and looking around. He noticed a strangely colored Chihuahua, looming over one of those poor ponies. He quickly did a drop kick on it, saving the pony. It flew up to him - it was so cute! "Thank you for saving me from that Ursa Major! I'm Cadance and I love tiaras! You're my new knight in shining armor! MARRY ME!" Cadance cried out. "Okay! YOU'RE JUST SO CUTE!" Jake cried, instantly falling in love. Shining Armor promptly jumped off a bridge. AN: so that's the end of the plotline… I'll continue the story, but I'm probably going to do some challengefics too to better my writing.