I turned on my Xbox and looked through my games. Most of these games I was sure were much too violent for the ponies.
“What’s this you’re showing us? You already showed us your ‘TV’ remember?” Twilight said.
“Yes, but this thing plugs into the TV and allows us to… play games I guess you could say.” I explained.
“You mean like board games? Board games are boring silly! That’s why the call them bored games! We should play pin the tail on the pony! That’s a lot more fun than some bored game.” Pinkie said.
“Oh, no, this is nothing like a board game. Aha!” I said, as I saw a game I knew that at least Pinkie would love. “Here, let me stick this in…”
“Say, you’ve never told us your name! I’m betting it’s something cool like… uh… Cool Dude?” Rainbow Dash asked. Everyone stared at her. “What? I can’t see his cutie mark. He’s wearing clothes.”
I laughed aloud. “Well Rainbow Dash, I don’t have a cutie mark. No humans do. And my name is Greg.”
“…But if you don’t have cutie marks, how do ya know yer special talent? AppleJack asked.
“Well, we just have to try our best to figure it out, and hope we got it right.” I explained. “Oh, here we go.” I said as the TV showed the title screen.
“Viv-a piñata?” Twilight asked.
“Yeah. It’s an… ‘interesting’ game I think Pinkie and Fluttershy will like.” I explained.
“Ooooh! It looks like fun!” Pinkie said, sitting down by the controller, trying to figure out the buttons.
“I don’t know… it looks kind of weird…” Fluttershy said.
“I know it looks weird, but you grow a garden, and attract creatures, and take care of them! Doesn’t that sound like fun? You should at least give it a try.” I advised.
“hm… well… ok I guess.” She said.
“That seems like a waste of time to me. It’s not real, after all.” Twilight observed.
“Ah, for you Twilight I have a DS in here somewhere…” I said, looking through my piles of stuff.
“I don’t want to play with some silly electronic.” Twilight argued.
I shook my head. “Ah, here it is.” I said, popping a card in the slot. “You’ll like this.”
“…Brain games?” she asked.
“Yeah, they’re educational. I haven’t really played it before, it was a gift from my game-clueless aunt. I think it has facts and stuff about the world, so you can learn more about Earth.” I explained.
She set to it with avid curiosity.
“Now then, AJ and RD, would you like some cider?” I asked.
“Aw heck ya!” Rainbow Dash said.
“Ok, just to make sure. Is it hard cider you guys drink on the show? Like, with alcohol in it?” I asked.
“Well, if ya mean the kind that can make ya tipsy, that’s it.” AppleJack said.
“That’s what I thought, here’s a bottle. Have at it you two.” I said, grabbing a bottle of hard cider out of the grocery bag. “And finally, you Rarity. Would you like to work on some designs and things with me? I also think I have a romance novel around here somewhere that someone gave me as a joke…”
“Why I’d love to sew with someone! It’s hard not having anyone fashionable in Ponyville. But I’m certain that you are wearing the height of fashion for humans.” Rarity said.
I looked down at my clothing. I still hadn’t changed from getting out of bed. “I’m sure.” I said, dripping with sarcasm. The party was starting out pretty good.
noooooooooooo! dont give them hard cider!
323156 ....well they said it was the same as in the show... and thus the craziness begins
Hard Cider?
Pinkie on an Xbox?
*rubs hands together* This should be good....
323198 eeyup!
Wow. This will be fun. *Can not hold my smile back* Damit!
323575 smile smile SMILE! ....SERIOUSLY SMILE PINKIE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN IF YOU DON'T!!!
If you're smiling I'm doing my job right! I just wish Greg wasn't such a Gary Stu... I'm just unsure of how to write a normal guy (probably because I'm not one )
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I'm not scared of Pinkie. I'm killing aliens that is trying to invade Equestria and every other nation on this planet. It is the life of a X-COM soldier. Last time the whol squad of the 13 ponys that was left (including me) almost got all killed. Thos dame space crabs and 'snakmens' is very strong. And my coment battle whit Darkace got very wird including a rip in time and space and a ION cannon destroying a whol nation, the moon trying to crach into me and i don't have forgoten the classic puling-Darkace-out-of-tophat-trick. So yes Pinkie don't scare me. She maybe able to breack the 4th wall but she can't defeat aliens like X-COM. If you are interested in a place. I will se what I can do.
X-COM Commander Kim Fareseed (my OC name) over and out.
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Put your hoofs in the air! X-COM is here!
323661 I ain't afraid of no ghosts I mean pinkies
Yeah viva pinyata Sucks ass btw.
just saying...it sucks.
"Whats that, u don't agree"
"Shutup random bystanders"
"Your opinions don't matter"
"I'm All powerful"
323712 I don't even own an Xbox so how would I know? Besides they've never played video games before an atari would impress them.
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I have never played that game but I heve seen it and it dos not look bad. And my rocket launcher tank is almost fully repered now. If you don't argu whit me the planet is safe. 1.bp.blogspot.com/-JADLLqdiZhE/T1fPWpbpN-I/AAAAAAAAhv0/COWrUtmIu6Y/s1600/144802+-+applejack+Artist+Doomy.jpg
This gon be good!
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/me argues>>323728
You have not played it, but u think it doesnt look bad. hmm what games looked goood but sucked...hard. gimme a minute.
black ops (will probably get yelled at for saying it, but really that game was just terrible)
um, eh ill think of more later.
324396 no kidding, black ops sucked, I'm only buying modern warfare incarnations now, completely ruined their little 'off-shoot' franchises.
324546Well that brings up another problem for me, they underpowered the snipers...Again. MW2 was the perfect ratio, where u could 1 shot someone to the chest and head only.
Because a 50 caliber rifle will ffing blow off your arm. enough said, and as for MW3 they screwed up the ratio, and they really need to fix the spawning on every kind of game that is like this.
Woop woop another cool chapter bro!
And I wonder what kind of crazy stuff will happen next!
Sorry for lame sounding comment, I'm just a bit bored right now.
325290 lawl I laugh at the weirdness
mainly because I'm weird.
324662 I don't snipe much so IDK
I want the mane 6 to play Gears of War... not Equestrian Warfare or any fps crap, but Gears of War... I mean really, you can turn off the mature language and graphics don't cha know? You don't even own an Xbox? Son, I am dissapoint... because there shall be no Gears of War.
325792 .......OR WILL THERE???
Silly fluff. Rather empty fluff so far, but still entertaining for five minutes.
337484 why thank you. I know this isn't the best of my works by any stretch...only reason I have so many views is because of that picture oh well, next chapter should be entertaining...
This will be interesting. GIVE ME MORE
342442 haha, I'll be writing up the next chapter soon. I've been caught up with a couple other projects, such as setting up my new Brony Radio station online :D
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-The Doctor
Viva pinata? That game is just sick man, the concept is not of a sane mind and the purpose you ''take care of'' the pinatas is grim indeed.
no more bueno. bye bye,
when they said a game that pinkie would like, i thought viva-pinata. damn i miss that game....