My LITTLE Ponies: Ponies are Magic

by SenialHobo

In which I get bitten by three little devil ponies

I pulled up a street over from the house. T.R.I. was probably right behind me, so I had to hurry. I ran over and knocked on the door, which was thankfully opened quickly.

"Who are you?" An elderly woman asked.

"I am with The Robinson Institute, I understand there has been a call about pony toys coming to life in this area. Do you know anything about that?" I asked, quickly lying.

"Uh, yes. I'm the one who made the call." she said.

"I see. May I come in?" I asked.

"Of course!" she said.

"Where are they?" I asked.

"I locked them in my grand daughter's bedroom." She said, pointing me in that direction.

I quickly sped in there, looking around. They weren't on the floor, or a shelf, or on the bed… I knelt down and peeked under the bed. There were three ponies huddled together in the corner, just as I expected. They were absolutely tiny, as if the other ponies hadn't been. Of course, it made sense that they wouldn't be fully grown, since they were the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

"Hey, shhh… shhhh… It's okay. Everything's going to be okay…" I said to them. "Come towards me, we have to get out of here, before the bad guys come!"

They still just stared at me, scared.

"Come on Scootaloo! What do you think Rainbow Dash would say if she saw you just cowering in the corner? And Applebloom! You know Applejack would be brave and come out!" I encouraged. "Come on! I've got Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash back at my house!"

"Did ya hear that girls! He kidnapped our sisters! And… your role model Scootaloo. He's probably gonna eat 'em! Get 'im!" Applebloom yelled, charging at my hand I had stuck under the bed to coax them out. All three of them bit into my fingers really hard.

"OW! Owowowowow! Stop that! I'm the good guy! Ow!" I exclaimed. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. I quickly plucked the three of them off and put them in my bag, zipping it closed. I opened up a window, and jumped out.

"Stop right there!" A voice from behind me yelled.

I quickly climbed over the backyard fence before the man could catch up with me, ran across the yard, through a gate, and into my car. I immediately started it up and drove off before they could get the plate number. They probably hadn't even seen my face.

I pulled into a McDonald's parking lot to make sure the CMC's weren't too badly shaken up.

"Cutie Mark Crusaders Kidnapper Beater Upper!!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OW! OUCH! STOP IT!"

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Mr. Robinson looked down at Celestia. "You'll never get away with it!" She proclaimed.

"Oh, but I will! And that's the beauty of it. And don't even bother trying to use your magic on me. The little machine I've hooked you up to sucks up all your magic. I must say, your output is surprising. You put off enough of it to power the entire world. Of course, that's not what I have you for, is it? He he he… Don't worry. I'll treat your little subjects well when I'm Princess of Equestria. So long, Uselesstia!" Mr. Robinson said, sealing her back into her cube.

Comments

[MyLittleBurger]

[Boolyboo]

Why does a leprechaun whant to roll Equestria?
And why does he want to be Princess? Dosn't being King better for that matter?
The only explanation: he wants to be Princess * Laughs to self* (what a faget)

[SenialHobo]

498140 lololol! You actually made me laugh.
Don't worry, it'll all make sense in time. Or not. I'm probably just crazy

[SenialHobo]

498334 Trollestia and molestia didn't exactly fit so *shrug*

498253 eh, could've put more effort into it, but I wasn't having many ideas on this scene. I've got better scenes I'd like to get on to.

[Jack Kellar]

498447 So you just didn't care?

[SenialHobo]

498480 Not QUITE what I meant... AJ is not amused

[wolfgirl66]

At least he doesn't have Luna. If you harm Luna, I will find you!!! Once I do we can make cupcakes!

But seriously, please don't hurt Luna.

[SenialHobo]

498889 NSFW! NOT SAFE FOR WOONA!

I don't think she'll have been captured, for reasons to be told later... I'm popping out a lot of hints, but some are rather subliminal, where I only see them XD I wonder if anyone will figure it out... if you do, don't put it in the comments, PM me!

[Bemmo]

Haha, cool stuff, especially the "three devil ponies" Although I'm wondering if the bad guy meant to say Princess...

[SenialHobo]

499176 eeyup. Although, the only rulers we've seen are the princesses, so maybe there's only been princesses. Other then Discord, but who knows about him?

[MrPikmario]

494146 No one could take over equestria! Here's why: Fluttercry No one could win >:D

[MrPikmario]

Have fun with the crusaders

[SenialHobo]

499530 NOT THE FLUTTERCRY!!!

499548 he seems to be: "OW MY HANDS OWOWOWOW"

[Paladin Redflare]

Lol, he wants to be the Princess! ROFLMAO

[SenialHobo]

500345 we'll see... I still have a few tricks up my sleeves!

[Fareseed]

Uselesstia? That was a new one.

[SenialHobo]

504532this was one of my first works, hopefully I'm doing better in my later chapters....

[somebodyinsane]

Gimme more to read, bring it on dude.