“-IT JUST GOT REAL. Great. How are we gonna get out of here?” I asked myself, ducking into a nearby building. “Hey! Ponies! Get in here, quick!” The ponies were full size in the game, but unfortunately still very much drunk.
They did come over though. “I think I can teleport ush back if you wanttt…” Twilight droned off.
“No way! I’m not having you do any magic while you’re drunk!” I exclaimed.
Suddenly, Rainbow Dash decided it was a good idea to fly around. She took off and flew up above the building, making erratic circles and loop-de-loops. “Wee! I’mma airplane! *hic* weeeee!” She called down.
“#$@%! Rainbow get down here and hide! The covenant will shoot you!” I called up to her.
“Covenantsh? I didn’t promise anything!” she said.
“No! The enemy! They have guns and they’ll shoot you!” I explained.
“Whuh? Lemme at em! I’ll show ‘em who’s boss!” She exclaimed, flying off.
“No! Rainbow! Come back!” I exclaimed. Then I noticed AJ walking up to a nearby tree, shots whizzing by and just barely missing her. “AppleJack! What are you doing?!”
“Ah gotta get all tha applebuckin’ done, before applebuckin’ season’s over!” she said.
“That’s not even an apple tree!” I exclaimed.
She bucked the tree, and weird fruits that looked like… coconuts? Fell out. She went to eat them, and I exclaimed, “No! Those might be poisonous!” She ate them anyway. “Oh come on! Get over here AJ before you get shot!”
Fortunately she finally did come over. Rarity seemed very distraught. “What is wrong Rarity?” I asked.
“I spilled cider on my new creation!” she explained, weeping profusely.
“Oh, there, there. I’m certain we can get the stain out when we get out. I tell you what!” I said as I had an idea, “keep these other ponies in here, and don’t let them get out and wander around outside. If you do that for me, when we get home, I’ll show the magic (*snort snort*) I have that’ll get that stain right out.”
“Really? Unicorn magic can’t do that! That’s amazing! I’ll do it!” Rarity said. “Listen up foals! None of you tries to leave or you get it! My DRESS is at stake here!”
Pinkie panicked. “Not your dress! Please don’t lock us in here like you did to me that one time for spilling punch even though I was really really sorry but you still locked me in a closet and didn’t let me out for an hour WHATEVER-I-DID-I’M-SUPER-DUPER-SORRY-DON’T-LEAVE-ME-HERE!” she said, somehow all in one breath.
“Woah, woah, settle down there. This is just until I can go and bring Rainbow Dash and bring her back here. None of you go outside.” I said, and ran off before they could protest.
I ran the way I had seen Dash go, fortunately not encountering any Covenant until-
“Stay right where you are!” A spartan said. I didn’t recognize him, but then I didn’t recognize this area either, so that was understandable.
“Look dude, I’m just looking for a rainbow maned pony. I’m not with the covenant or anything.” I explained, raising my hands.
“Civilian, this is an active warzone, and you are behind enemy lines. Come with me, we’re planning to break through their lines to our base for E-vac.” He said, grabbing my arm and dragging me behind him.
When we got to their temporary base, it was a real scene. Apparently Rainbow Dash had found them, and thought they were the covenant, and was flying around and bucking in their faces.
I rushed in. “Rainbow Dash! Stop! They’re the good guys! Spartans! Don’t shoot her! She just a little drunk.”
“Dude. She flew in and BUCKED MY FREAKING HELMET IN! And isn’t she from that freaking ‘My Little Pony’ show? That one that’s been on forever? She isn’t drunk, I MUST BE DROPPING ACID!” One Spartan said.
“I’ll drop you ya *hic*-“ Rainbow retorted.
“SHUT THE **** UP!!! I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH ALL THIS ****ING CRAZINESS, ALRIGHT? SO WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO DO, IS GET UP, DUST YOURSELVES OFF, MOVE YOUR SORRY ***ES DOWN THERE TO PICK UP THOSE PONIES, AND WE’RE GONNA BLOW ALL OF THE ****ING COVENANT’S BRAINS OUT AND GET THE **** OUT OFF THIS VIDEO GAME! OK!?!” I screamed, tired of all this craziness.
They just stared at me.
“WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, PUNKS? GET YOUR SORRY ***ES UP AND DO WHAT I SAID! WE’VE GOT BRAINS TO BLOW OUT!!!” Ya, I know. BADA**.
A/N next chapter: time to blow out some alien brains. In other news, check out my most recent blog post if you want to win a prize.
Rage mode activated.
433753 nah not rage just pumped. Oh wait you mean Greg. Yeah. He's in rage mode. It's me that's pumped. MYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
anyway... just waiting for someone to say the secret words...
433793 Actually i just wanted to see if i could win. Therefor, I have deleted my comment so that someone else may claim the prize.
433798....LOL.
Magic...... magic.... I wonder if there is nothing it can't be used for.......
433843 *not sure if really winning or just messing with me*
433855 Not really sure myself, I saw the word, but not really sure on any ideas.... currently.....
Any I do have are weird......
433860 ...you danged troll. I'm fine with weird. Whatev you wanna do.
and den more craziness as Locust rise from the ground, sounds very crazy, does it not?
433874 Okay pm'd you 3 ideas..... not sure if you need more detailed ones or...... And I mean crazy weird like sentient boulders, muffins with wings, and headcrabs.....
434128 They were meant to be the G 1 blindbags... Thank goodness. No brushable manes!
434141 Okay thank god...... I was going to say, because the ones that have the brushable manes and tails never did look exactly right.
434147 *tried to style mane, 30 minutes later:* F**k dis it's impossible.
434162 There is really no good way to try and style a brush-able one..... especially if the the mane and tail are made out of a synthetic plastic that doesn't mix well with heat.
434167 boiling water and dipping in the hair DOES help. a bit. A TINY bit.
434176 I was thinking of trying to use those heated curlers..... But I guess boiling water would help a little bit....
Oh gosh you killed me with that chapter Dat reaction of Greg...MOVE YOUR SORRY ***ES! and WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT,PUNKS?
434178 I know you were, I've thought of it too. Even if it didn't melt them or anything, though, unless you have a tiny one you're outta luck. WAAAAYYYY too big.
434921 well, people WERE saying he was under reacting... So I made him over react! PREPARE FOR THE RAGEKILLS!
I can only say this:
"I think I need new ears. This are bleeding thanks to curse-words. Many many curse-words."
435156 well I did bleep them out, silly.
435163
Ba-dum-tish!
435243 ...I dun get it.
435255
But I got it. Bleed out, good joke is what I think.
EDIT: I read it wrong. I lost now 10 minuets scroling trhu a MST for Past Sins for nothing.
435264 ...uh... I think I need to get more sleep. I seriously don't get whatever yo sayin'.
435272
It is a sound effect. Think drumset + end of a joke.
435277 I may be stupid, but not THAT stupid... I just don't get... I mean, what's the joke?
435325
At the moment I have forgot it. The only joke now is you trying to get to understand a forgoten joke.
435380 THE FACEHOOF HAS BEEN DOUBLED
435579
And my happyness tripeld
Magic Snort snort
i win i hope
435931 my wut quintupled
436905 someone already claimed it... BUT you can PM me your idea if you want, the only things they I might just use for a series of shorts or somethin' I dunno.
this... is getting pretty awesome.
438079 eeyup
437059
Oley. I don't know what the word is for this but...
This is geting boring
x5
439445...I see.
439602
*hic*
439609 ..........I see.
why are we still going back and forth in here...?
439611
To make it funny for the ones that is interested in comment replys. I think this is funny.
*Hic*
I think I shuld not have drinked that cider at home.
EDIT: Hope you got the referens.
439619 ONWARDS COMRADES! At least the spartans aren't drunk... *turns out the reason they got seperated was they were shooting heroin* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
wait, reference? what reference?
439640
A *hic* referens to your story. DHU!
You don't know the referenses from your own story?
439646 derp. you're kidding right? I don't usually randomly talk about my story, I was JK about not getting it, ya herp-a-derp
439675
I got you offgard again.
Wow. I am on top commenting today.
*Hic-burp*
There, the gas is out. Time for *hic* reading.
439685I see.