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This story is a sequel to Starlight Glimmer Fixes Everything

(Not an Equestria Girls story. That's literally the only relevant image I could find.)

Starlight Glimmer has gotten her hooves on Twilight Sparkle's Friendship Journal. And a time travel spell. And a Driver. And a bunch of Ridewatches. And she realizes that she could fix everything with time travel and Rider kicks.

So she does.

A parody of my entries in Starlight Fixes Everything, as well as Kamen Rider Zi-O, started before the latter ever aired. The reader is encouraged to read this and watch this (start around 1:50), and they will have as much information as they need to grok this pile of stupid. Oh my god, it's so dumb.

These losers are having so much nookie and I’m just sitting by myself reading an extremely niche and even more extremely dumb crossover.

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Oh my god... those proportions... my eyes!:raritycry:

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Not my fault! Literally the only Zi-O/MLP crossover image! :B


buuuuuuuuuuuut the toooooooooorso! :raritydespair:

Don't know a thing about this Kamen Rider stuff, but the narration here gives exactly zero fucks and I love it :pinkiehappy:

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Did you watch the traileeeeeeer? :V

Kamen Rider is my shit. Aw yeah.

(What's your favorite? My all time favorite is OOO. Love me some Eiji and Ankh.)

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Right now, it's Faiz, but I've only seen like... 9 series so far. :B

I did!

It didn't make much sense, but I can fairly clearly picture what's happening here, at least :derpytongue2:

This is so stupid but fun.

Like, it could catch major air while grinding a rail or something, I dunno what kids do these days.


I started quoting lines, but very soon there were too many. :derpyderp2:
I thought maybe I could eventually make a thumbnail theatre about this, except it already kinda is one. :rainbowhuh:

Masterful execution. (Of the story, though the dragon was a bonus.)

I’m getting an ad at the bottom of this chapter that says “fund the wall: tell Congress to support McCarthy‘s bill”.

When I was in Bakersfield I tried to give Kevin McCarthy a piece of my mind but only his interns were there and I didn’t feel like cussing out his interns. But I sincerely hope he kills himself.

And here I was hoping she’d use dragon napalm-breath, for the slow burn.

These losers are having so much nookie and I’m just sitting by myself reading an extremely niche and even more extremely dumb crossover.

My bet is that it’s her sister, Speed Racer style.

Starlight 'You're the Man Now, Dog' Glimmer

I laughed out loud.

"I didn't want a Zephyr Breeze Ridewatch anyway,"

Well thank Celestia for that.

I agree with niche... only more like Nietzsche, as in: I hear the call of the void, look into it, and a monster stares back, and it is this story.

Instant like.

"Nopony," she said lowly, "but nopony tells Starlight 'You're the Man Now, Dog' Glimmer what to do."

If there’s a hell, you’re going there for resurrecting this meme.
-Doesn’t mean I don’t love it. :rainbowkiss:

"Why do you think I called myself Kamen Rider Gays?" asked Trixie, smirking through the blood dripping into her right eye.

Ok, you get a “get out of hell free” card, compliments of Hasbro.

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I'm fucking quoting this, never has a story of mine been summed up so perfectly.

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Originally, it was just "Starlight 'The Man' Glimmer".

And then I thought, I can do better...

Forgive me, but I must know which Rider series you have seen. Mind you, I read this fic cover to cover and have been laughing myself sick over the use for the Time/Space (Jikku) Driver here...sorry, I know you called it something different, but my brain reads it like that. Also...Trixie is Gates...Gays...I just about busted my gut right then and there. Pretty sure it was a full 5 minutes laughing before I could read again.

Overall, fun romp, and honestly, I have wondered how a Rider Kick would work when applied to MLP problems...this was a wonderful and fun exercise!!

Plus, I just love the riffing...though Trixie saving Fluttershy and keeping her in the timeline...Ace!!

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In order: Kiva, Kuuga, Agito, W, Decade, Build, Ryuki, Faiz and Zi-O. :B

Stan Lee passed away at 95

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This is unfortunate, but also not relevant to the story.

This is an entirely accurate representation of Zi-O. I approve.

Also Woz. Gotta love Woz. IWAE!

This chapter episode would sell toys.

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Unfortunately, if I wrote Woz in Equestria, it would just be a Things Rainbow Dash Doesn't Like beat-the-joke-into-the-ground random comedy where he shouts Iwae! at random shit. :P


I love Woz. So much.

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